Carl's Page
Yo! I'm Carl, the lead guitarist in the band. This is MY bad mother fuckin' page. My brother and I started the band well over a half of a decade ago, and through lots of bullshit, lots of member changes, lots of beer, and lots of hoes, we're still jammin' out with The Singer, and Jum.

My lifes not very complicating, or interesting. If I'm not writing a new song or working on a new riff, I'm chillin', drinking a beer, watching WWF, or trying to have a good time. I won't mention work, because it sucks. But, it could certainly be worse.
Philosophies?....
Politicians are bullshit, but someone's got to do it. Better them than me, though. I'd probably legalize pot and give the tax money to the homeless. I wouldn't fuck with all the foreign countries, I'd kick the shit out of them and have the problem solved in two days, I'd give hell to all the Republicans, and have a beer made with my name on it. Don't worry about the starving people a million miles away right now when we have our own right down the fucking street. "I know, but I still believe in ignorance as my best defense." If something's wrong, fuck it. If someone's talking shit, fuck 'em, or fuck 'em up. Tomorrow bring's a new sky, a new sun, and another chance. And don't be stupid, Check yourself bitch, and be careful. Don't risk yourself or anyone else just because you want to get laid. If they won't wait five minutes until you can get a condom, then their shit aint worth it. Over population is being destroyed by disease, and this world don't need either one. I've never met the man that you call God.

I love The Counting Crows, The Doors, Rush, and Queen, the band that I thank for getting me into music in the first place. But besides 75% of rap, and 98% of R&B, I like pretty much everything.

I hope you'll try and contact us and get some tunes from us, and I hope you'll like them all. If you don't then I don't have to worry about doing it anymore. Take it easy, and stay fucking safe! Later!

-Carl
(photo by Dan English)

For more pics,

click here!
To hear my guitar solo from our song, "These Are Our Times,"
and other cool sound clips of the band, click here.
Thank you, Brian.
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