AJ's Pick Up Lines
(Watch Out For Da Bone)

Be unique, be different, say yes....

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Fuck me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Is that windex or can I see myself inside your pants?

Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

The only place I want to go is south of the border.

Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

The word today is "Legs"...Spread the word.

I'm having a party in my pants....wanna come?

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

Oh I'm sorry. I thought that was a Braille name tag.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, could I vist you between the holidays?

I love every bone in your body, especially mine

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala

AJ: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump my stick?



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