B-Roks' Pick Up Lines
If Brian Ever Said These To Ya, Would You Keep Him?


Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?

I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, Cupid called, He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???

There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off you.

Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

I may not be Fred Flinestone, but I'll make your Bed Rock.

You must be from Pearl Harbour, cause baby you're da BOMB!

My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny. It keeps goin and goin and goin......

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

You look like a girl who's heard every line in the book, so what's one more gonna hurt?

Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day long!

Hey baby. What's your sign? Cation, Slippery when wet, Dangerous curves ahead, Yield.....?

You must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.

Hi my name is skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.

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