How To Annoy a BSB On A Date

While Hanging At Your House
*Take him up to your room and gove him a tour of all the gifts your ex-boyfriends have given you.

*When he tried to hug you hello, say "Don't Worry, the doctor said my rash isn't very contagious...or did he say is very contagious

*Before you let him in, ask him to remove his shoes-and pants.

*Ask him, "So did you have a head-on collision with an oil truck on your way over here, or is your hair just naturally greasy?"

*Offer to hang up his coat, then hold your hand out for a tip.

*Ask him to help you finish your chores before you head out, then lie on the couch and watch him vacuum.

*Refuse to leave the house until he gives Mr. Fluffins(your 15-year-old one-eyed teddy bear) a great big kissy-wissy.*Tell him that you'll be ready in just a few minutes, then leave him alone with your sex crazed dog.

While Crusing In His Car
*Duck down in a panic everytime a cop passes you.

*Ask "So my friend, how much did this rust bucket cost you?"

*Keep covering your eyes and screaming about oncoming vehicles.

*Switch the radio station to elevator music and turn it up full blast.

*Check the glove compartemnt. Wait five minutes, then check again.

*Tell him that you're cold and turn the heat up all the way. Refuse to turn it off until's he's sweating through his shirt and/or passes out.

*Adjust his rearview mirror to fix your makeup-every 30 seconds.

*Run and silde across the hood of his car before you get in, like on some '70s cop show.

While You're Out For Dinner
*Explain "I have a craving for pasta, but the voices in my head say to go with chicken.

*Bring a set of tupperware for leftovers

*Sniff everything you order(including water) and ask, "Does this smell rotten to you?"

*Keep complaining to the waiter that your mom makes everything better than the restaurant's chef.

*Offer to cut up his meat for him and speak to him only in baby talk.

*Inquire wether or not the pizza is prepared fresh daily.

*Tell him you're psychic, then make stupid predictions throughout dinner. For example: "you will become very upset after I dump this bottle of ketchup all over your lap."

*Whenever he pauses in the middle of the conversation, take out a book and start reading aloud.

*Say, "I can't decide if I want the side salad or the stuffed lobster tail. How much money did you bring with you?"

*Ask if he would mind examining this totally weird lump that you've recently developed on the side of your neck.

While At The Movie Theatre
*Insist on seeing Tarzan, then complain that it wasn't nearly as scary as The Blair(Brian) Witch Project

*Laugh hysterically at really inappropriate times-like whenever a good guy dies

*Everytime the main guy is on screen, whisper "Wait, who's that guy again?"

*Bring your teddy bear with you and insist he buy it its own bucket of popcorn.

*Explain that due to your strict religious beliefs, you have to sit at least four rows away from him.

Any time, any place
*If he accidently bumps into you or makes the slightest amount of bodily contact with you, shout really loudly "Watch it buster! I'm not that kinda girl!"

*Keep tickling yourself and keep telling yourself to stop.

*Bring your best friend along and spend the whole night talking about the summer you spent together at math camp.

*Ask him "Seriously, I'm best-looking girl you've gone out with right?"

*Speak all night in a really fake British accent.

*Speak all night in a really fake Canadian accent. For example: "Out, about, the house, eh?"

*Wear a bicycle helmet and offer no explanation why.

*Inhale deeply, then ask if he forgot to wear deodorant or if he stepped in dog crap.

*Ask if he heard what happened to your last boyfriend. When he says no, say "Good they haven't found the body."

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