Howie's Pick Up Lines


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

You see my friend over there (Points to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

They call me coffee. I grind so fine.

I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

What winks a lot and fu*ks like a tiger? Hi, nice to meet you, my name is  Howard.

I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talkin to you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.

Do you want to dance? No? Well I guess fuck is out of the question

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

You must be Jamaican, because "Jamaican me crazy!"

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead 'till hard, and serve hot.

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