"Gilligan 2000, wave of the future. Hey skipper! where we
goin' today?"- A.J. to Howie
"Yo! Homie, we's goin' back to the islands!!!!"- Howie
responding
"Word."- A.J. responding to Howie
"To your brother."- Howie responding
"I am way way uncool."
"I guess you need a haircut like this to attract women, I don't
know!"
"I don't wanna be payin' AJ's phone bill..."
"Brian is a five finger discount man."
"Hey, I'm Mr. Romantic!"
"We love you too!"
"Girls are like exotic birds. Pretty to look at, but hard to
catch. And they fly away easily."