Kevy Kev Kev's Pick Up Lines
Cause Even Our Country Bumpkin Needs To Pick Up Chicks


Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.

(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I'd like to screw the brains outta ya, but it appears someone beat me to it

If your gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I'd look good on you.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

Want to play conductor? You be the egineer and I'll go choo-choo.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue.

Ahhh It Seems Our Country Bumpkin
Needs Some Pick Up Lines!!
Send Us Some More!


Back To Da Main Page