Nick's Pick Up Lines Ya Know in Case He ever Wants To Pick Ya Up
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your
name
My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we
could do it in public.
I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven.
Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good.
Can I borrow a quarter? (What for?) I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I'm new in town, can I have directions to your
house?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold
IT against me?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked
Yo...is your daddy a terrorist? Cuz you DA BOMB!"
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning.
Can you feel the magic between us......No, lower!
Are those real?
Roses are, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
Dude!! You look just like Britney Spears, only better!!
I didn't know there were playboy bunnies in real life.
Weren't you on the cover of one of those teen magazines last month?
Yo, I thought angels were only in heaven
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
Nick: Would you like to dance? Girl: I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you. Nick: I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.
You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beuty is only a light switch away.
Hey you want to go to a baseball game with me? I'll make you a deal, I'll kiss you on the strikes and you kiss me on the balls.
