(this calls for a DUN DUN DUNNN...)
dun dun dunnnn.....
DUN.....dun?
Don't worry im just kidding. And don't worry the dust bunnies will not attack you,so please fasten your seat belts,and enjoy your depature. Thank you for flying Little Green Men Arlines.
Will you marry me? Answer quick because, look! the yacks are attacking!!! Boombachachala boom boom bop! Run for your life mon! You know what? Its fun to put glue on your hand and have it dry then peel it off. In fact, i have glue drying on my hand right now! Ha! And then ill peel it off and tell everyone that its my skin. Hey, no skin off of my back for doing that! Haha that was not funny at all, so lets all have a good laugh about it. HaaaHAHahahahHAHAHAHAHahahaha!
Now...for our feature presentation! Dundundunnn...
But that wasnt the feature presentation, oh NO! That was just the previews...
You know what? I lied to you! You've just been lied to! Did you know that? Because there IS no feature presentation! HahaHAHahhahahHAhhahahAHAHahahHAHaa!!!
Guess what? I just lied to you again....you can get out whenever you want. Youre really gullible.
Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary? But it is, in fact,written on the ceiling.
Hehe, you thought i lied again didnt you? Well I never said that it had to be written on YOUR ceiling...and it IS written on my ceiling. And yes, it is in Websters Collegate Dictionary...but it is NOT in this cool little book I have called The Dictinary. So there. You fool!
So why dont we just forget this whole thing ever happened and check out the Recipe of the Day!