Hi and welcome to the new cyber home of those surf pop rockers known as 'myselph'. Even though you probably only accidentally stumbled across this web site whilst downloading porn (we can recommend some quality sites too!), why not check out our stuff since you're already here! Here you can find out all the crap about the band that you really never wanted to know anyway… like: 'why has it take's SO long to get any new info on this friggin' page', 'why the RSPCA has banned clint from all pet shops', 'why our drummer likes to get naked at gigs' and 'why we're actually playing covers under cover'! The newz section of this page below is the one most likely to get regular attention as far as updates goes (geez our manager's still fuckin' slack!!) so check back every so often for gig and new release news. We've said it before but we mean it when we say: enjoy your 2 minute 37 second visit*

*actual time it takes to read EVERYTHING on this site!

NEXT GIG: JUNE 15 The Espy - Melbourne

Our next show is the cd launch of the"Foot In The Door" compilation cd being released by RifFind Music. Our sweet love song 'Cosmic Driving' appears on the Victorian cd in the 6 cd release, so we're off to Melbourne to rock out at the launch at the Espy! We take to the stage around 7.30pm, so if you're in Melbourne come on down to the Espy and heckle us! Also, a huge thanx to everyone who came down to the Mildura Ampitheatre gig - we know Clint enjoyed himself at least! Will post up some more guff soon... promise.

NEW EP OUT NOW!!

As you already know the new "Tales From The Back Section" ep is out there now and available thru Mondo Bizarro Records! The artwork's lookin' pretty swish, thanks to Pposters, you can see the artwork on the sounds page along with hearing samples of most of the 7 new songs on the ep, along with our previous release "handful". We're also hoping to have mp3s available soon for those who wanna download and rip us off with our blessing. The great news of late is the lifting of our tunes from the ep to appear on two compilation cd's! The first cd is the Pee zine compilation titled "banned substance" which will feature "Cosmic Driving" and "Bill Lives Here". "Cosmic" will also be making an appearance on the RifFind Music comp "Foot In The Door". The Pee comp is on sale now at most record stores around Oz, or contact Pee thru our links page. And the Foot In The Door comp goes on sale next month. Check out our updated links page to scoot off to their websites for more info. And to order a copy of the new ep simply contact Mondo Bizzaro Records also thru our links page. Anyway lettuce know any songs you want us to put lyrics up for on our guestbook. Or just tell us the size of your beef!