Article: 65327 of alt.tasteless
 Newsgroups: alt.tasteless
 Subject: 'tard in the family
 From: joe.cidoni@compart.fi (Joe Cidoni)
 Date: Tue,  1 Nov 94 16:57:00 +0200
 Organization: ComPart BBS - Helsinki, Finland - +358-0-506-3329 (V.32bis)

My GFs brother is a tard.
She had left out this part of her rich family heritage when we first met.
I found out later when I was to meet her family for the first time. Sort of a
"Oh...did I mention that my brother's a tard?" She may have been a bit ret-
icent to tell me because I have since discovered that her mother didn't have
to change her name when she got married. I am told that this is fairly 
common here. There also seems to be a higher than normal occurance of genetic
problems here. Lots of abnormalities.

His name is Heikki,(HAY-KEY)a fairly common name here in rural Finland.
He is a 47 year old man with the mind of a 6 year old. He lives with his 79 
year old mother in an apartment that connects to a facility for the "less
than." He isn't a mongoloid. I am not quite sure how to classify him. He has
a malformed skull. Neanderthal type ridges over his eyes huge lips, and giant
purple bags under his eyes.

Until recently, he lived with his mother in a rural farmhouse that had no
hot water. From time to time I would be required to drop off some groceries. 
Heikki would often meet me at the door, his personal stench overwhelming me. 
They kept pigs, and very often Heikki would have flies swarming around his 
head. Attracted by his funk and the build up of food in his clothes.

He was a fairly well adjusted 'tard. Happy, toilet trained. A proud 'tard.

One day he collapsed for no appearent reason. He was rushed to the hospital
and eventually was diagnosed as having had some sort of "cerebreal incident."

He recovered sufficiently and was released from the hospital. One problem 
remained. Whatever part of the brain that was destroyed by this stroke also
contained the area where he learned his toilet training. He has lost the
ability to decide when and where he will shit and piss. Now he wears diapers.
He might be watching television when suddenly his motion stops, he cocks his
head to one side and the unmistakeable sound of liquishit squirting into his 
diaper rumbles through the air. Due to the medication that he takes the smell
is horrendous.

Here's the best part. He has a permanent urinary catheter. (a "perm") A 
rubber hose snakes out the front of his pajamas and winds down his leg to a 
large transparent recepticle that is strapped to his ankle. It is most 
usually half filled with piss. He sits in his rocking chair his hand down his
diaper cautiously exploring his uretheral connection.

The reason that I want to tell you about this is that last night there was 
a problem and the nurse was not able to make a home visit. My GF's mom called
and asked if I could come over and help clean her little boy up. When I 
arrived Heikki was obviously in distress. Not only was the bag on his ankle 
completely full, but half of the 1/4" tube was backed up with piss. As I 
entered their place a horrendous odor of hot shit blasted out the door. 
Perhaps roiled might be a better word. Like a shimmer of heat on a hot day.
                            
Heikki removed his hand from his perm to greet me. It was covered in dried 
fecal matter. Retching, I grappled the lumbering 'tard from his rocker and 
prodded him into the shower stall. I stripped him down to the diaper. Liqui-
shit had seeped up his back leaving a crusty film. His body was swollen
with edema. He was a ghastly white color. He had big brown nipples like a 
pregnant woman. And a nice set of A cups to show them off. I undid his diaper.
The smell make me retch again. Most of the lower half of his body was covered 
in the most disgusting shit. His diaper was full of tiny rocks swimming in a 
thick soup of poo. I grabbed the shower and washed him down. It was then that
I saw it. His PLASTICHOAD! I had never actually seen it. Let me describe it
to you. He had an abnormally large penis. It could be classified in fact as
"huge." It was a good 11" plus. And diameter was commensurate with length.
Due to the permanent plastic tube it was semi-erect. The eye was swollen
to accomodate the catheter. I had never used a catheter before but it
seemed straight forward enough. A couple of valves. Simple plumbing.
I reached down and turned the valve. A stream of hot piss arced through the 
air. A good 1 liter of piss drained away. I washed down the whole mess and 
put a clean diaper on him.

I will post a GIF of him, his chair, and his bag. 


Joe "can't wait for my own perm"  Cidoni
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