The Royal Residence (Announcement) 

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          F O R   I M M E D I A T E   R E L E A S E

                         News Release

               Hyperbole Superbole by R McG

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From the kind folks who brought you the Eternal Restroom Series,
and the St. Timmy's Tardfarm Series, comes a new Dickensian
weekly by.....Da Kaween!!!

"The Royal Residence Series: A View from the Telescope"

In this series, Gimptown correspondent Pee Ess will describe in
humorous, lecherous, and disgusting detail the sights and sounds
from the Royal Residence. Tardly neighbors, exhibitionist hotel
occupants, and a myriad of unwashed street babblers will parade
before your reading eyes as Pee reveals the view from his window,
and the sights and sounds from his street level domain at the
sidewalk cafe where he holds court to the world.

     Much like the bullfight correspondents who find themselves
mobbed by aspiring torerros, Pee will encounter countless persons
rich and poor, praying and hoping that he will grace them with a
public account of their meeting with greatness.

     Of course, Pee will be continuing the reports of his
exploits and those of his entourage: Mr Cheez, Miss Kooky, Miss
Ralph, and The Demon. Occasional new characters will be added as
da Kaween's popularity rockets.

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I figure since Herb C is no longer writing the left column of the
second front page of the San Francisco Chrummicle, someone must
take up the mantle of three-dot journalism.  There's that Rob
character in the Exhuminer, but really...!  Look out, Macy*s ad,
here come Pee!

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