Red Headed Woman

11/26/96 Asbury Park, NJ

I've travelling around the country promoting cunnilingus on this tour [cheers]. It's the
least I can do for my country. I hope I'm pronouncing it correctly... chances are, if
you can pronounce it, you can probably do it. Try it: cunnilingus! See... Cunnilingus!
You're ready! I got a lot of theories about cunnilingus. I got a political theory, which
it's that if Bob Dole hadn't pushed that 15% tax cut and instead promoted cunnilingus
in the place of it, he might be president now [cheers]

[imitating] "This is Bob Dole. Bob Dole stands for a strong America, prosperity in
every home, Bob Dole stands for cunnilingus" See? He would have.

You know Ross Perot ain't about to promote no cunnilingus. He may wonder what it's
about.  [imitating] "Let's open the hood, check under the hood, check what all that
cunnilingus is about"

Pat Buchanan would be "Cunny-what?"

So my theory is Bill Clinton got elected cause he's the only candidate people could
actually imagine practicing cunnilingus. That's good for the country... I don't care
what everybody says.

I do not practice enough because it's not as easy as it looks. No! Takes a little practice,
takes a while to get that down. [A woman screams] No volunteers please!

Take your life in your hands out there tonight!

A lot of practice, a lot of attention and craft, a lot of detail. Takes a lot of patience,
patience and more patience, unfortunately...

The up side is next time you do something stupid you can always stand back and say
"Don't you remember that lovely evening we practiced cunnilingus..." and she'd say
"You think that makes a difference?" That was pretty nice!

I got a mission in life!

Well brunettes are fine...