You can look (but you Better not touch)

5/3/88 "Roses and Broken Hearts" Shoreline Amphatheater, CA

Ahhhh yes.  I like to, ah, get up early ya know,and-- when you got to do some shoppimng.  Go down to the mall before everybodey gets down there.  So I went down to buy one of them beat boxes one morning.  Went into the stereo department ... looked around.  Woman came up to me said, "Do you want to buy that thing?"  And then she looked at me and said, "ain't you uh... ain't you uhh... ain't you that rock n' roll singer?"   Then she said, "You want to buy that thing?"  That's a nice sales lady.  She said, "Ya know,I really like your videos.  Ya know the one where you get that girl and you dance with her."  She's all, "Tell me did ah-- did you pay her or was she really in the audience."  And she said,"Do you want to buy that thing?" Right now lady I want to smash this fucking thing.
Well yesterday I went shopping...