Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)  [Controversy Music - 1982]
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Some people tell me I got great legs
Can't figure out why U make me beg
Does not compute
Don't not compute
U think you're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute
It don't not compute

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U
It don't compute
Somethin' mama don't compute
What's the hangup? What's the scam?
Guess U think I'm just another 1...1 of your fans
It don't compute
Somethin' honey don't compute

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water U drink
'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
I've got 2 get 2 U, baby
Some people think I'm kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?
It don't compute, mama
Somethin' don't compute
I'd buy U clothing, buy U fancy cars
But U gotta talk 2 me, baby, tell me who U really r

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water U drink
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Bitch -- U think you're special?
So do I
Why in God's name
do U wanna make me cry?
Why? Why?
I'd do anything 4 U, anything
Why don't U talk 2 me?
Tell me who u r
don't do this 2 me
please don't do this