Thank you to my buddy Jen. I appreciate you writing this soooooo much.

Say What Kareoke?

The scene:::: where ever you want

Judges

Style- Mavis

Accuracy- Matt Pinfield

Performance-Lin

Dave: "Hello I'm Dave Holmes your Host for Say What Kareoke? and today we have three very special contestants. We have with us Richie from 5ive, Howie from the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears." :::applause:::

Dave:"Ok on to our first act Britney Spears!"

:::Britney starts but then has to go off stage because her boobs fell out of her shirt. Richie from 5ive come on.::

::: Richie from 5ive finishes his rendition of "Where My Girls At?" by 702:::

Dave: "Ok onto our 3rd act so with out further ado here is Howie from the Backstreet Boys":::applause::::

Howie comes out moon walking wearing tight black pants(think stretch pants) along with a see through black shirt with sequence and jewels on it and black boots.

Dave: "Ok Howie let's get to it." Howie turns and raises his eyebrows

Howie: "No not now-oh... you must be referring to the song I chose. It's a little ditty by the name of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. Ok everybody clap your hands c'mon now just clap your hands." :::the music starts and Howie does a lyrical dance along with verbal emphasis on the chorus.

Dave: "Wow!! Howard, may I call you Howard?, that was incredible." Dave says putting an arm around Howie

Howie: "You can call me anything you want Dave!". He says retuning the arm. Dave quickly steps away shrugging off Howie's arm

Dave: "Uh...um lets see what our judges have to say. Matt Pinfield on accuracy"

Matt: "Well what can I say you nailed every word. You even did motions to act it out amazing I give it a 10."

Dave: "Wow a 10. Now on to our style judge Mavis"

Howie: "Hey May How we doin'?"

Mavis: "Hi Howie!" :::Waves::: "What can I say umm.... uh I liked the glove and the uh sequence? I give you an 8 because millions people listen to your music every day."

Lin: "Howie- I like the moves but you just can't pull off that shirt like my man Aj":::does head and hand motion::: "Everybody knows that all I can give you is a 6 'cause you can move but honey you ain't no Aj."

Dave:"Ok Howie that gives you a total score of 24. Now lets bring out our 2 other acts."

:::Only Richie comes out:::

Dave: :"Where is Britney?" peers behind Riche

:::blushing::: Richie: "Well see she was telling me how her boobs fell out on stage and I was like 'omigosh you're American' and I got a little too excited and popped one of her implants." :::takes a deep breath::: "Soooo she had to go to the hospital but she told me to tell you that your all very sweet."

Dave: "Ok then I guess that just leaves you and Howie. With a grand total of 24.....Howie wins!"

Howie grabs his face and then jumps and hugs Dave and then Richie and then walks across the stage blowing kisses to the audience.

Howie: "Thank you!! thank you all!!"

After recovering from Howie hug

Dave:"Thank you and we'll see you next time on Say What Kareoke?"

Camera zooms out with Howie now chatting with Lin and Mavis as Richie looks on enviously.