Do
people often tell you you're insane? Do you think you are?
Find out here. IT's easy: count up the questions you can answer "yes"
to, then check your score below. Do
people often tell you you're insane? Do you think you are?
Find out here. IT's easy: count up the questions you can answer "yes"
to, then check your score below. 1.
Have you ever been in marching band?
2. Are
you currently in band?
3. Do
you like to see your band directors "naked"?
4. Do
you walk in step with your friends
5. Do
you enjoy marching through stores?
6. Is
the most common phrase in your vocabulary "it's a band thing" (or "it's
a fill in your section thing")?
7. Two
words "Dut, Dut"
8. Do
you fight over the showers at band camp?
9. Have
you ever created a fan website (ex. Goo Goo Dolls)?
10.
Do you spontaneously sing the chicken dance song?
11.
Do you watch the same movie over and over until you have the words memorized?
12.
--Do you recite these lines in everyday conversations?
13.
Do you like the words "nanananana" (think the chorus of Blink 182's "All
the Small Things")?
14.
Do you memorize TV/Radio commercials?
15.
Do you make up your own words to songs?
16.
Do you and your friends sing the wrong words to songs at the same time?
17.
Do you sing the words beeped out on the radio?
18.
Have you ever obsessed with someone you have never met (ex. actor/singer)?
19.
Have you been to multiple concerts by the same group (ex. Goo Goo
Dolls)?
20.
Do you talk to the voices in your head?
21.
Have you ever named the voices in your head?
22.
Do you talk to your pets?
23.
Do you frequently receive strange looks from other people?
24.
Are you used to saying "don't ask" because of these looks?
25.
Do you enjoy playing hide and seek in stores?
26.
Have you ever had a pixy stix fight?
27.
Do you pick your nose?
28.
Do you frequently sing loudly in stores?
29.
When driving, do you wave and/or make faces at other drivers?
30.
Do you drink Mt. Dew/coffee/anything caffeine filled just to scare people
with how hyper you get?
31.
Do you enjoy colored pens?
32.
--Do you own more than 5?
33.
Do you play with your food?
34.
Do you talk in the third person?
35.
Do you snort when you laugh?
36.
Have you ever laughed so hard you couldn't breathe?
37.
Do you laugh hysterically for absolutely no reason?
38.
Do you giggle uncontrollably when you lay on your stomach?
39.
Do you scare people by laughing hysterically?
40.
Have you previously taken an insanity test?
41.
--more than one?
42.
--did you retake it because you wanted to be MORE insane?
43.
Do you consistently space out?
44.
Do you clean just because you're bored?
45.
Can you stare at a lava lamp for extended periods of time and not be bored?
46.
Do you bounce when you can't sit still?
47.
Are you easily amused?
48.
Do you enjoy scaring people?
49.
Have you ever made your own insanity test?
50.
Do you use the word "insane" to describe yourself?
51.
Do others call you insane?
52.
--Do you thank them?
53.
--Do you think it's a good thing?
54.
Do you own a pair of leopard spotted slippers?
55.
Do you like "see-food"?
56.
Do you suddenly shout out unrelated words?
57.
Have you ever had a farting contest?
58.
Have you ever played truth or dare?
59.
Have you ever gone to a convience store/gas station/Walmart just because
you're bored?
60.
Do you stroke a candle when you pray?
61.
Do you refer to Walmart as "Wally-World"
62.
Do you say "ya know" more than 5 times a day?
63.
When you hear a number do you automatically think of something? (ex: 52
cards in a deck)
64.
Do you frequently make animal noises?
65.
Are you amused with this test?
66.
Do you use whiteout as a weapon?
67.
--Pens?
68.
Do you write words in whiteout on your fingernails?
69.
Do you enjoy blowing bubbles?
70.
Do you change your clothes while on the phone?
71.
Does this test make sense to you?
72.
Is your closet somewhat organized?
73.
Do you think your math teacher is funny? (the 'Sine' dance...heehee)
74.
Do you count the days/hours/minutes/seconds until a big event?
75.
--And then count the negative days/etc. after?
76.
Do others have to remind you to breathe?
77.
Do you frequently say 'ladeda'?
78.
Do you name pets after people you obsess over?
79.
Do you have an insanity notebook?
80.
Do you actually think up these ideas?
Scoring
0-20: You're normal!! You are MORE than normal. Why'd you even bother to check???
21-40: Only slightly insane, still why did you take this?
41-60: You're getting there, keep trying!!
61-80: Congratulations!!
You're insane!!! Isn't it fun??
This sanity test was created by Jeni and Jodi, November 1999.
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