The Bitch Report, as of 12:27am, Thursday December 16th.
Hi, and welcome back for this week's installment of the weekly "Bitch Report".  This week's bitching is directed to Nate "dogg" or "seattle" as some call him.  If you know him I'm sorry, and if you don't, then I hope you NEVER do.  Nate comes to us from the "Tight" city of Seattle where things are a bit "Shady" with the wto right now but anyhow nate is a general jackoff.  One of those people who thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but he's just a shithead.  His mom must be a meathead, and his fater a homey G because he's a mix of the two.  In a poll I found, 98% of the people that know nate, HATE him.  "Come on peepal" (Ms Jacobson) even teachers make fun of him.  I've heard many a story of mister Callahan makin fun of Nate "dogg".  Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with people that are different but Nates' a moron.  A few examples of this are "Yo, man thats tight!"  "I don't know man, seems a little shady to me" and doing his "Bird Dance" and his merecat impersonation.  These and many other things make me want to take a baseball bat to Nate's kneecaps.  Nate has asked about every girl in the school to go out with him or for their phone number.  Now I heard that he asked out Megan Rose and she said no!.  Ok now when that girl says no to a male, then its time to put your shotgun to your head, but I guess thats just my wishful thinking.  Now I myself have heard Nate make fun of Gloucester many times.  Ok I know Gloucester isn't the best place but hey, its our town we have some respect for it.  And I guess since we live in Gloucester we don't know crap, as Nate has told me.  "Yo, man what would you kmnow living in Gloucester?"  Last time I fuckin checked, dickhead... you live in Gloucester too!  I could write forever but that low life shiteating cocksucking mofo isn't worth it so I end this with... will someone, anyone please kick Nate's ass once for yourself, and once for me?.  A - Dgener8
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