Weekly Bitch Report as of 5:05pm  Wednesday, 12/29/99
Welcome to the newest installment of the Bitch Report.  This week we take a trip to a place where everyone knows your name, where you can do everything you're told, where people walk happily down the street or where you can see a blazing fire brither than the depths of hell.  This place I talk of is Cockport... Oh shit I'm sorry... Rockport.  Now is it just me or when you go there (and it beats the crap out of me why you would) everyone downtown seems happy and jolly and pleasent?  Well during the day anyhow.  Christ during the night if you want a blowjob or get fucked just find one of the many rockport sluts, its not that hard, just say, "Hey, I got 10 bucks and I need a BJ" as loud as you can and if the prick cops that rule the town with an iron fist don't get you, one of the many sluts will find you soon enough.  I mean comon rockport just sucks you have to go through Gloucester to get there right?  And have you ever talked to someone from rockport, I mean a TRUE Rockportarican?  I grow dumber just by talking to these fucking morons, and now don't get me wrong, there are some cool people that live in rockport.  These are the people that when they wake up they eat then leave the town and head for Gloucester.  Them the "smart" rockportaricians.  Then there's the fact that RHS sucks so much that 90% of the kids in rockport go to Gloucester schools.  THEN THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY GHS SUCKS WELL IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT GO BACK TO RHS AND TAKE THE 4 CLASSES THAT THEY OFFER (another reason why they're so dumb, but thats enough about the school lets move on to the fine men in blue of cockport.  Is it just me or do they just sit in the woods in their cars, waiting for you to drive by going .4321 mph over the speed limit so they can give you a ticket?  Rockport cops just sucks, they have nothing better to do than bother people for J-Walking and shit like that.  Can you say Stupid?  Then the one and greatest thing that makes rockport suck so bad is that you can't buy beer or anything of that nature because its a dry town because of some gay women (mind you women ruin everything in this world that is good)  SO YOU yet again have to come into Gloucester to come to the packie... comon a town where you can't buy is unamerican its in our blood just to drink, watch TV eat hamburgers and get fat and die.   I think that we should just make rockport apart of Gloucester and everyone would be a little bit happier.  Til next week. A - Dgener8
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