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In this weeks bitch report, we have uncovered some startling news... It now has been proven that Gloucester smells like fish because of Megan <put last name here>.  Can you say slutty cunt?  Megan is the biggest cum dumpster in the county of essex.  After doing a week or two of research asking countless people and even braving to talk to the whore herself, every man I talk to said at one point she had asked them for their number, them out, or tried to get them drunk.  A scary thought in fact but I don't think anyone in their right mind would do anything with her.  I talked to one person whom had done stuff with her.... What would you do with a girl like that?  Spread her open climb inside and do some jumping jacks?  Not to mention that she's nasty looking.  I've seen some dog crap but that looks better than she does on her best day.  That girl has fucked more guys and girls (yes I know this for a fact) than some porn stars.  One tale told of her, 2 guys and 1 girl and the end of a baseball bat, now if any of them were smart they would have beat her in the face with it.  She would probably look better!  God she rolled down the ugly hill through the ugly forest, hit the ugly rock and then beat with an ugly stick.  From what I heard from an inside source was that her dad hits her ALL RIGHT DAD!  Beat that girl like the white trash she is but knowing the twisted mind of the girl she probably likes it, if anyone dare get close enough to her would you mind smacking her like many times in the head for me?  Til later, keep it real. ~A-Dgener8

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