Here is a list of things that Suck and... Why

Beavis doesn't suck though...

GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL... OR ARE YOU?:  I just recently passed my classes (well most) and I am now currently out of school... or am I?  No... there are at least 5 more occasions (as Sam so humbly pointed out) that I basically need to be with my class.  And I'm not saying its bad to be with them, I grew up with them.  But I thought I was out of school?  Ok I'm out of school but I have to go back... err I'm confusing myself.  Let me sleep.

PEOPLE WHO POSE AS YOUR FRIEND, ONLY TO KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN:  I just recently had this happen to me... oh say around 10 o'clock Monday night.  With a so called friend that I would talk to about some stuff that was on my mind, only to be ridiculed for no reason and made fun of seemingly out of nowhere.  I didn't deserve anything so I see no point.  But Congratulations... you just made it into my new buddy list catagory... "Skanky Hoes."  Enjoy you short annoying peice of trash.  =)

BIRTHDAYS:  Yee haw... Well it was my 18th Birthday Wednesday and I'm kind of dissapointed the past 2 years nobody has remembered it... except of course my parents, and one or two good friends.  Its a lonely feeling, it shouldn't be but it is.  Almost makes you feel as if you're not important.  Unfortunetly birthdays are just another day, and just as meaningless it seems.  Oh well, nothin you can do right?  Certainly seems it.

MISUNDERSTANDINGS.  Jeez thats a long word.  Ok anyway last night I was in a message board talking about south park, when I replied to a message, (clearly putting the original question within <<<< >>>>) and then I shared my thoughts with what the person said.  About 20 minutes later I'm getting hate mail from people who misread them... after a few exchanges of words they finally admitted they were wrong and seen they had misunderstood the message... Its a good feeling... refer to the next thing that sucks.

PEOPLE WHO ARE "ALWAYS RIGHT" REGARDLESS. Take today for instance, I get in a fight with a pretty good friend over obviously something very stupid.  We were both wrong with the things we said, I for one mentioned how he was not going to graduate... but think that stopped me?  Or him.  Absolutely not.  We kept going at each others throats cause neither of us wanted to admit we were wrong.  Come on guys... Its hard but give it up... I tried to appologize... but it seems assholes don't forgive easily.

INFOMERCIALS.  Wow, what can be more annoying than infomercials?  I love seeing the ones when the actors really overdo it.  Like using a "REGULAR" screwdriver to do something and OH NO!  You somehow have the screwdriver slip and you have to grab your hand so quickly!  Ouch LOOKS PAINFUL!  Or people opening milk cartons and it apparently being the most difficult thing to open and you get fed up and TEAR IT OPEN AND GET MILK ALL OVER YOU!   "Does this happen to you?  Are hard to open containers becoming a pain?  Well you need a carton that has a screw off top...."  Oh eat me.

TRADES!  AHHH!  If there is one thing I hate about hockey or any other professional sport in the world it would have to be trades.  Sure, maybe we get a good player but I don't think it should come at the cost of your favorite player that you've liked for quite sometime and then as you get used to them and you know the whole team and how they're going to play he's suddenly gone.  I know its a silly thing to say but it kinda hurts, if you're a big sports fan such as myself you kind of feel attached to them and it sucks to see them go... damn.... that is definetly something that sucks.

HOMEROOM TEACHERS.   Now really, what is the point in having homeroom in the first place.  It serves no purpose except it allows people like me to rush through homework they should have done at home.  I have a teacher who, no matter how loud I yell, can't hear me say that I'm here, and I get marked absent every day cause she has not the slightest clue in the world as to whats going on.

YOU.   You suck.

SECOND AND THIRD LUNCH.  I personally haven't had the pleasure of having these lunches, but from what I'm told they suck because one always gets left with the leftovers... hence Second and Third lunch being in my list of "Things That Suck"

PEOPLE WHO SMOKE CIGARETTES/CIGARS.  Now come on... with all the crap thats out there now that tells you how bad cigarettes/cigars are for you, so many more people get addicted every day.  Its so sad, but more stupid.  Most my friends started because it enhanced their high from weed.  <shakes his head> Really man, think next time?  You're a dumb peice of ... well you know what I want to say.   retard.

PEOPLE WHO COMPLETELY CHANGE WHEN THE PERSON THEY LIKE IS AROUND!  Now come on.  We know you like the person, chances are that person knows you like them so stop trying to impress them.  Its even worse when you completely stop the conversasion w/your friend just to listen to the person you likes voice.  Show some god damned respect!  And its bad enough I do it sometimes too, but I fixed the errors in my ways along time ago.  Think next time!

GROUPS OF PEOPLE WHO STOP AND CONVERSE IN THE HALLS!  This could the the suckiest thing in school.  Or at least the MOST annoying.  I'm walkin down the hall and I'm pretty psyched cause the person in front is bombin.  But then they start to slow down... and slow even more so, until they come to a complete stop at their "rally point" with their other mindless friends, who literally, stand in the middle of the hallways to talk about whatever is on their mind.  I swear to god if I had nothing to live for, they'd learn not to do that, the hard way.

GURLS.  Girls just suck in general.  Them sending all their faulty signals and such, they're too much of a hassle.  Its no wonder there's not a female president.  Because she says one thing, but means another.  Next thing you know we're at war.  Go Figure

FALSE ADVERTISMENTS.  False advertising is quite crappy, especially when it comes to school.  Now I'm not complaining about an advertisment saying "And they'll make you jump higher!"  No... I'm saying changing the name of the product that is being sold.  Take today for instance.  I bought a "premium" lunch today for 2.25, and I made sure there wasn't any chicken teryaki cause if there was, I was definetly getting it.  So I'm eatin my sub and like 6 people at my table have chicken teryaki.  Thats impossible because the lunch menu said, "Chicken Dippers".   which of course is aka Chicken Teryaki.  "GO FIGURE!"

FORECASTERS (WEATHERMEN).  These people suck because they're always like.  "And tomorrow we can expect 70 inches of snow by early monring."  And what happens when you wake up?  ITS FUC*KING SUNNY!

MTV.   MTV sucks because they're completely racist when it comes to music.  Rock Music (the kind Beavis up there obviously listens to) is hardly ever played on MTV and if it is, its a "Special Program".  Rap, R&B, Hip-Hop are a constant on MTV and that brings me to my next thing that sucks...

RAP, R&B, HIP-HOP, COUNTRY.  These 4 different kinds of music just plain out sucks the balls of monkeys.  I honestly don't know how people can listen to this crap.  I can tolerate it if I'm dancing (only because its kind of hard to dance to Zombie) but I couldn't casually listen to such trash.  Every other song is either about Tu-Pac there, or Notorious BIG(sp?).  And if they're not about them two dead guys... they're sampled from an 80's song.  And Country, well sorry but... they just sing about them walkin to the store, pickin up a cow or two, and beatin the wife.

HOMEWORK.  This, maybe is one of the suckiest things created.  Sure it may help you learn... but thats if you're so inclined enough to actually do it.  Sure, lately I've been doin it.  But for the past 12 Years, I've been bringin home books, only to push them aside, and sleep.  Nothing is so bothersome as homework.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION.  Wow does this suck.  TMI is an easy way to throw up recently eaten food.  I heard one girl in the hallway in school, blurt out to her friends, "I went through like 12 Tampons in one day, I was like Gushin!"  One wouldn't believe how long I choked on my food after hearing such dreadful information.  YOU DON'T SAY SH*T LIKE THAT, NO MATTER HOW CLOSE YOU ARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS!  I'm sure not even your friends care about your menstural cycles, and frequencies.  And if it was up to your doctor, he'd pass on hearing such information.

TOO LITTLE INFORMATION.  Believe it or not, I absolutely HATE too little information as opposed to too much.  And the reason behind my madness is simply this, its get extremely annoying when someone says.  "I know someone who likes you <giggle>."  And you wanna know, and they don't tell.  Or they're like.  "I know what he got you for X-Mas..."  AND DON'T TELL!  I believe if you're going to tell someone a peice of information, only to annoy them... you should be shot plain and simple.

AOL.  Thats right, America Online SUCKS.  I swear to you it knows when I'm not paying attention, because it will get my attention by telling me... "Goodbye".  And the only other time it would ever log me off is when I'm in the middle of something very important online.  Wether it be a game, or a download, I'll be almost finished with whatever it is and "Goodbye".  I hate you AOL, I'm paying you 20 bucks for a service, I expect the DAMN SERVICE!

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