Answers
1. No points available for giving your name.
2. When was Jason born? Sixteenth (1point)
3. Who gave Jason the Nickname, Linny? Brian Dolan (1 point)
I'll confess. Eric Howser was really the most reasonable answer.
4. What disease does Jason once claim to have had? Shingles (1 point)
Everyone is getting this correct. I guess I have talked about it too much. Part of the story that most people don't know is that the Doctor sent me home with some medicine when he didn't think it was shingles. Then he called back and said, "You know what? I think it might be shingles."
5. How many wisdom teeth does Jason have? Three (1 point)
I have a genetic defect. Three wisdom teeth. Just like my mom and sister.
6. Jason has two prominent scars on his body. Where are they? And how did he get them? (2 points - 4 x 1/2 points)
Everyone knows that Jason has a scar on his middle finger from when his mother shoved it up the soap dispenser at Arthur Treachers.
It's also well known that following the incident Jason's parents took him to the emergency room, but it was too crowded, so they left.
Not as well known is the fact that Jason has a scar on his chin from when his sister shoved him into his Grandparents' pool. (Nancy Houck's old house)
7. In the past five years, Jason has prominently read books written by or about the following people.
(1 correct = 1 point / 2 correct = 1 1/2 points / 3 correct = 2 points)
Stephen King, Marx Brothers, Andy Kaufman
8. Jason claims this is the first movie that he enjoyed on an artistic level. Barton Fink (1 point)
Given the number of people that have guessed Caddyshack, I am beginning to think no one takes me seriously. Serves me right for constantly lying.
9. This is Jason's favorite movie starring Tom Hanks - League of their Own (1/2 point)
This is Jason's favorite movie starring Meg Ryan - French Kiss (1/2 point)
This is a confusing question since it is really more my favorite performances rather than movies.
10. Jason has cried during an episode of Boy Meets World. (1 point)
More than one episode. Sometimes in the afternoon. I really have no excuses. On a side note, I watch Ally McBeal more than I would ever admit.
11. Jason's Mom once grounded him for: not washing the dishes correctly (1 point)
Well of course.
12. The only book Jason's Dad claims to have read is: Old bones (1 point)
Well of course.
13. Jason once threw up after he drove to Kent for Halloween and got dumped.
(1 point)
Fortunately, Jason now travels less than a mile whenever he gets dumped.
14. When Jason reads the phrase "Serving Size = 1 cookie" on the back of a box of Fudge Rounds, his reply is:
We'll see about that. (1 point)
Jason has grown over the past couple years. He now eats Soft Pretzels.
Now the back of the box says "Serving Size = 1 pretzel with about 1/2 tsp of salt"
Now his reply is: "I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."
15. What drink does Jason claim to have invented? (1 point) Snotty Leprechan
Ice, Vodka, Orange Juice, Lemon-Lime Kool Aid for color.
When made with gin it is referred to a Scottish Snotty Leprechan.
16. Which of the following is a quote from Jason? (1 point)
"All or nothing...most of the time nothing." It used to be my motto.
In 1999 my motto was "Let's go, New Year." Now my motto is "Ehh."
17. What is Jason's biggest fear? (1 point)
Ordering a hamburger in McDonalds and having the cashier reply, "What are you talking about?"
It's the ultimate - You think you know what you're doing. You think they will know what you are talking about. You think it is safe. Nightmare.
This is why I never leave my apartment
18. Jason claims to have invented which of the following party games? (1 point)
Moustachio, Ricardo.
19. What items does Jason keep in his left front pant pocket? (1 point)
Pen money and keys.
20. What is the name of Jason's car? (1 point)
The Magic City. Living in Birmingham, it creates an immediately confusing situation.
21. Who's picture is next to Jason's cordless phone? Nixon (1 point)
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