Date: Wed May 28 14:25:16 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: This Week
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I AM AN ORANGE RECTANGLE

HEDGING MY BETS< AM HERE ON PRIVET BUSINESS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! => OINK!!!

LICK MY GROIN AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE


Date: Tue May 6 15:36:59 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: It just did it again!!!
Content-Length: 516

> You're talking out of your arse, it's nice and sunny.

Thats cause you live down in london with all the evil tories who are out of a job and can no longer afford snow!

>

>     Today I had veggie paella (ie some rice) and a plate of salad. And
>     chips of course.

>

nice - but whats the point of paella without F I S H ?

>     Everyone say hello to Jamie (the magic torch is optional), but keep
>     him away from your women...

who' jamie??!??!?

sounds like a STUCK UP TART to me.

>


Date: Tue May 6 16:53:00 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: It just did it again!!!
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>I had some pear flavoured scottish mineral water, as i am dead posh,

stuck up tart!

and it was
>lovely. I'll certainly be trying it again!!!!!! >
>
>

capitalist agent of the man!


Date: Tue May 6 17:07:21 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: It just did it again!!!
Content-Length: 305

>
>yeah but these flavoured water things right... don't they all taste the >same? To me they all taste slightly like apple juice - it's a con I'm >sure of it...
>

it is - the sort of people who fall for it might own boo radleys records for instance. or they might be so spazzy that they own a WOK.


Date: Tue May 6 17:42:01 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: RE: It just did it again!!!
Content-Length: 716

>
>it is - the sort of people who fall for it might own boo radleys records >for instance. or they might be so spazzy that they own a WOK. >
>Well, I've never been near the stuff myself, but I do own a Boo Radleys record (an old, and rather valuable one, so I'm led to believe), and I own a WOK, so maybe I should try some? But Neil, if it's spazzy to own a wok, then what kind of person turns up on your doorstep with salt, mascarading as Chinese food (that's the salt, not the person, doing the mascarading, by the way) asking if you have a WOK in which to cook it? Mmmm?

yes, and it is a nice wok - and you are lovely.

it was a nice meal - do you have any complaints you want me to pass on to the chef?


Date: Wed May 7 11:36:10 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: cor! what exciting names we've all got Content-Length: 523

> WOKS ROK!

i sometimes think i ought to get one but they are BORGEOIS. proper people like what i am eat boiled lard sandwiches and stay wwell away from such middle class nonsense.

>
> Kneely, why are there sometimes less people on this list?

i & i is not sure baby - i think perhaps there are some old lists flying about

<snip - something about mark so didnt bother reading it - HA!>

taker care you lot - off home to check the kitchens not on fire

luv kneeeely xxxx

P.S noodles today.


Date: Thu May 8 11:14:06 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: cor! what exciting names we've all got Content-Length: 1948

>from such middle class nonsense.
>

>     You just invited me to a fondue party at your house, you hypocrite
>     ponce...

It was a cunning ploy to lure the middle classes to my house and then do away with them in one fell swoop

I cook all my food over a tin of flaming parafin in the > skip outside our house.
>

Capitalist! what's wrong with kerosene? too stuck up for your own good Besides which, I don't believe you 'cause theres 2 f's in paraffin.

If you were a bona fide skip cook then you'd know that.

> Here's our lunch menu from work today, what should I have? >

>          Oriental Pork & Vegetable Soup ( Not suitable for vegetarians
>          )

>

That'll be the pork then

>          Roast Beef With Yorkshire Pudding
>          Minced Lamb Cannelloni
>          Vegetable Goulash With Chilli Rice
>          Shanghai Chicken
>
>          All Day Breakfast
>          Rissoles Of Cod Filled With Aromatic Vegetables
>
>          Hot Dessert: Banana Cake Served With Custard
>
>          Conservatory Carvery : Roast Beef
>
>     The correct answer is: FUCK ALL, that's what... Ghoolash, lashings
>     of goo, lovely...
>
>     Pork soup not suitable for vegetarians, who'd have fucking thought
>     it...

>
>
>One of my sisters housemates is called Noodles. Interestingly enough. >

>     One of my sisters housemates is called Smudge, and one is called
>     Cat. However, they are both cats.

>
>Top tip for today - don't drink really strong tea because it makes your >head go all funny and you might feel a bit sick. >

>     I'm into black tea now, it's great... no more of the mind control drugs
>     that THEY put in soya milk, to keep us vegans down...
>
>     Pauly

>

you can of course make your own soya milk - unfortunatel all the recipies i've got are bloody U.S ones that make about 4 gallons.

cheers! kneeely xxxx


Date: Thu May 8 11:18:21 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: cor! what exciting names we've all got Content-Length: 422

>> wonders
>
>No, Woks are the equivalent of having an enlightened mind, good karma, one of >them big paper globe lampshades, and a good vibe chill factor to the max. We >don't let neil have a wok because it has sharp edges, and he's not allowed to >play with cookers, not since the last time (see below). >

You complete bloody retard. There ARE no sharp edges on a wok. Jesus you are so inbred and potato smelling.


Date: Thu May 8 13:53:53 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: cor! what exciting names we've all got Content-Length: 305

>
>One of my sisters housemates is called Noodles. Interestingly enough.

is this housemate a bit of a new york gangster by any chance?

>Top tip for today - don't drink really strong tea because it makes your >head go all funny and you might feel a bit sick. >

that must be flipping strong tea

>Nic
>


Date: Thu May 8 14:05:37 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: cor! what exciting names we've all got Content-Length: 908

>> >
>> >One of my sisters housemates is called Noodles. Interestingly enough. >>
>> is this housemate a bit of a new york gangster by any chance? >
>no nothing that exciting - that's the exact reaction I had ... like cool >noodles... but actually he just eats a lot of noodles >
>>
>> >Top tip for today - don't drink really strong tea because it makes >> >your
>> >head go all funny and you might feel a bit sick. >> >
>>
>> that must be flipping strong tea
>
>well yeah, it's because I had no breakfast and then I drank about 3 cups >of fairly strong tea when I got to work. It just made me feel really >strange. So what are Voon up to then Neeeely? I heard you've sworn off >London gigs after the last one (at which we met - albeit briefly)?

nah - thats just si sticking his oar in - if theres any london gigs yo know of that want a support slot, then we'll bludgeon him into it.

>
>cheers
>Nic
>


Date: Thu May 8 14:24:00 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: I am sitting in the office...
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with my shoes and socks off - i've got large chunks of wood planing machinery propping my socks and shoes and insoles up, and am blowing an industrial fan heater over them. with any luck they'll all be dry by teatime. The office looks like some strange post apoalypse laundry.

I had to tell you all that. It's been on my mind for too long.

love kneeeeeely xxxx


Date: Thu May 8 15:19:43 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: I am sitting in the office... Content-Length: 892

> Where's that Falafel recipe you promised me on Sunday would be appearing > on the Lunch list. I think I've been horribly deceived. You're a bad > boy....

Yiss he is, but here is a falafel recipe of MINE:

  1. Get together some dough
  2. Go to the Wholemeal Shop
  3. Get some falafel mix
  4. Make falafel

It's easy, and much more fun than pissing about with chick peas and all that crap. If we were meant to eat chick peas they wouldn't take so BLOODY LONG to become even vaguely consumable. I HATE CHICK PEAS!!! THEY MUST DIE!

> I'm wearing the only pair of shoes I own that don't leak, which are > about 6 years old. I feel like the least cool person on the > planet...except for Virginia Bottomley and Michael Howard obviously. > Still at least my feet are dry.

Oh good, are we doing shoes now? I am wearing lovely green Reebok trainers cos i am down with the kids in the hood.


Date: Thu May 8 15:13:58 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: I am sitting in the office... Content-Length: 1398

>>
>Oi Neil,
>Where's that Falafel recipe you promised me on Sunday would be appearing >on the Lunch list. I think I've been horribly deceived. You're a bad >boy....

NGP, or anyone else - do you have any of my old recipies, like onion bhajis? i had mine on the old p.c but i think i wiped them

i forgot about the falaffels what with changing the face of science as we know it on a daily basis and that really good joint i got from eds last friday. anyway, no time like the present:

1 tin of chick peas, loads of mint and parsley (fresh if at all possible) some coriander (fresh) and some garlic. tiny tiny bit of chilli

get the chick peas and drain them (dont bother with dried ones - theyre not really any cheaper and have to soak for 100000 years and taste like bean bag beans). then mash the chick peas with a fork coarsely (dont liquidise - they'll glue up your blender). then mix in tyhe herbs and crushed garlic and leave overnight in the fridge. if you cant be bothered to wait that long then mix in a tiny bit of gram flour to thicken.

they're best deep fried, though you can shallow fry them (turn over gently). as long as the mixture has had time to thicken and dry out a wee bit then you ought to get some pretty nifty falaffels.

Eat them with lots of tebouleh - tebouleh recipie coming up later... (and tzatziki while i'm at it i spose!)

cheers kids,

neily xxxxx


Date: Thu May 8 16:10:16 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: I am sitting in the office... Content-Length: 147

whats everyone up to tonight? i've not had a night in for 2 1/2 months now, so i thought i might celebrate by going out and getting pissed


Date: Thu May 8 16:24:49 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: URGENT!!!
Content-Length: 88

>Is liam dead or is it a wind up?
>

He died at 4.00 this morning from an overdose.


Date: Fri May 9 12:33:44 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Tebouleh and Tzatziki
Content-Length: 2231

Hi kids! Having a nice day today - cycled in against the wind so ought to have a nice ride home. Not sure what i'm having for lunch yet. going to turks thing i think tonight, after downing a delicious bottle of apricot wine. aaaah - i can taste that gorgeous 14% syrup already.

ok then: in the true style of middle eastern cooking you have to have lots of fresh mint and parsley. i used to live on this stuff, when i was out in the desert maaaaaan and can promise that you can never have too much fresh mint and parsley. and you'll not tire of it. if you do get fed up with having too much fresh mint and parsley then don't ring up the council

tebouleh

bulghur wheat, 2 tomatoes, spring onions, MINT, salt, pepper, lemon juice.

get the bulghur wheat, (about a cupful feeds 2-3), and pour boiling water over it. do not balance the bulghur wheat in your eye sockets before adding the boiling water. i've told you about that before. use a proper bowl and then it will hurt less. then drain and let it cool in the fridge for about an hour. if you HAVE to use dried mint then shove in about 1 1/2 (dont skimp or i'll come round your house and hacksaw your radiators) tablespoons of this lovely Herb, spelt with an H. if you use the fresh stuff, simply rinse it and add to the cooled bulghur wheat. then chop up the tomatoes, shred the spring onions, and mix in to the bulghur wheat and chopped mint. add the other bits and some olive oil. eat it in a hurry, then you'll have time to make some more.

NEVER add carrots and stuff like that. keep it simple and you'll find the flavours compliment each other brilliantly. too many ingredients will make you psychotic.

Tzatziki

simplicity in itself. get a load of cucumber and a load of yoghort and silly amounts of mint. chop the cucumber and mix it all together. leave to cool in the fridge. tastes better the next day.

Raita

as above but leave out the mint and add a tiny bit of turmeric.

right. i'm bored so am going to lunch to meet the nice old ladies exiled from iraq who are teaching me arabic.

salaam

kneeeeel xxxxx


Date: Fri May 9 13:59:21 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Tebouleh and Tzatziki
Content-Length: 937

I would give you some of my recipes, but they are easier as an optional bolt on to other people's, i.e.:

Add some BOOZE!
Use a smattering of ginger, then fanny about in the kitchen for half an hour waving a tin opener at things
Dance suggestively whilst stirring yr wok, then remember suddenly that the curtains are open.
Forget to put in the very important THING.

Why can you not get recyclable courgettes? Courgettes are rubbish, but they make meals look dead good, as if you knoew what yr doing. If some bright spark made rubber courgette slices it would save a lot of time and effort, and you could just wash them and re-use them.

Drinking Scottish Mineral Water (Pear flavour) leads me to wonder: Do they actually _have_ Pears in Scotland? Or is it THE MAN?

Oh! And everyone look at the Sorted pages! There's no new writing on them, but the front page has a lovely new imagemapped picture which is ger-roovy.

Cheers,

Mark


Date: Fri May 9 14:13:18 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Tebouleh and Tzatziki
Content-Length: 1462

>to other people's, i.e.:
>
>Add some BOOZE!

well! that goes without saying. tonight i'm going to down an entire bottle of apricot wine !! ha ha!!

>Use a smattering of ginger, then fanny about in the kitchen for half an hour >waving a tin opener at things
>Dance suggestively whilst stirring yr wok, then remember suddenly that the >curtains are open.
>Forget to put in the very important THING. >

it escaped from its cage again

>
>Why can you not get recyclable courgettes? Courgettes are rubbish, but they >make meals look dead good, as if you knoew what yr doing. If some bright spark >made rubber courgette slices it would save a lot of time and effort, and you >could just wash them and re-use them.
>
>
>Drinking Scottish Mineral Water (Pear flavour) leads me to wonder: Do they >actually _have_ Pears in Scotland? Or is it THE MAN?

That man flavoured mineral water's meant to be a bit more salty.

>

right - mine was half a 16" pizza about as big as norwich for 1.95 at the Purple Onion Cafe here in loughborough uni. I now feel all hot and sleepy and full.

Rob came in a minute ago to Hassle The Kids but rich scared him off with his socks. Bloody professors. They give you all that money, let you go off on holiday all the time, then have the sheer barefaced Cheek and Nerve to timidly ask how the works going. Arses! How dare they! who lets them out after feeding time?

I think i'm off home just as soon as i stop feeling so sleepy.


Date: Fri May 9 15:07:14 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: well, i'm off now, love you all to bits and see you on monday Content-Length: 242

unless i see you before during my delightful weekend of stress free drinking.

Hooray! Robs got the paper!

with any luck he'll just have a brainstorm and send it to the imechE

see ya all

g'night jim boy

love kneeeely xxxxxxxx


Date: Mon May 12 12:27:34 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Tebouleh and Tzatziki
Content-Length: 904

> do they sell chips and gravy in Leicester? Is there a line that divides > the country (north of the line chips + gravy, south of the line pie + > mash + jellied eels?)??

Yes, if you look for them you can find chips & gravy hereabouts - Granby Fisheries do anyway. Hmm... they are dead close to my work. I didn't have time for breakfast this morning (alarm-setting when pissed is DAMN FOOLISH). Hmmm... maybe my lunch will be DEAD EXOTIC today.

I reckon that chips get bigger and nicer the further North you go. In London they're soggy crap and skinny (and so are the chips! Noing! But seriously ...), in Leicester they're bigger and a bit nicer, but in Glasgow they are HUGE CHIPS OF DOOM!!! I think they just can't be bothered slicing, so they lob whole spuds in the frier.

So, in summary, there's not a line that seperates chip/snack variance. It is in fact a gradational scale.

Cheers,

Mark


Date: Mon May 12 13:11:44 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Tebouleh and Tzatziki Content-Length: 227

>
>I have to stand up for Neil. He does drink, he's just not very good at it, >like a big girl HAHA!

Jesus I am so fucking sick of you taking the piss Mark. Its not funny. Why do you insist on being such an arse these days?


Date: Mon May 12 13:28:11 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Thanks everyone that came last night Content-Length: 75

It was nice to see you - it always is.

Righto, am off to lunch now.


Date: Mon May 12 13:48:48 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Re[2]: Tebouleh and Tzatziki Content-Length: 331

>
> >
> >I have to stand up for Neil. He does drink, he's just not very good at it, > >like a big girl HAHA!
>
>
> Jesus I am so fucking sick of you taking the piss Mark. Its not funny. > Why do you insist on being such an arse these days? >

Right, that's it. YOU can pick the kids up from school. I'm going home to mother.


Date: Mon May 12 14:21:12 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Tebouleh and Tzatziki Content-Length: 947

>> >I have to stand up for Neil. He does drink, he's just not very good at it, >> >like a big girl HAHA!
>>
>>
>> Jesus I am so fucking sick of you taking the piss Mark. Its not funny. >> Why do you insist on being such an arse these days? >>
>
>Right, that's it. YOU can pick the kids up from school. I'm going home to >mother.
>
>
>

Yeah, I know i was a bit stroppy, and maybe i lost my sense of humour. sorry kids. I just need to treated a bit gently these days. Just give me a week to get my head together. I'll join in the banter when I'm ready.

here is some good news - get the times - i know it's a bit of a tory rag but it's promoting green transport (in a way) it's 10p, collect it each day 'cause theres a token in each one, and for 10 tokens Richard Branson will let you got to scotland and back on his nice trains for a measly 15 quid!

cool huh?

righto, i had rice salad and mayonnaise which i shoplifted from the canteen.


Date: Mon May 12 14:21:12 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Thanks everyone that came last night Content-Length: 473

>     Jesus, I's so sick you being nice these days, why are you always like
>     this?

>

I'm ever so sorry Pauly. I love you completely and it hurts me that you're upset. Look - I can be in London in 2 1/2 hours if i fill the tank up on the way. We can have a cup of tea and listen to Sea Urchins records in a springtime meadow full of buttercups.

You are so nice! Most vegans are Stuck Up Tarts but you prove them all wrong.

Love and bubbles,

kneeely xxxxxxx


Date: Fri May 16 13:37:56 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: reply to this one, not the last one Content-Length: 971

On Thu, 15 May 1997, M.J. Hibbett wrote:

>> >      I'll tell you what's good, it's Garlic and Butter flavour savoury
>> >      rice, from Batchelors, I think. It doesn't have real butter in
>> >      it.

>>
>> it's bloody good this stuff - although not as good as some of the >> original golden savoury type stuff.
>
>Where are these wonders sold? Or does one have to go to the blooody south to >get them?
>
>>
>> > Mark Hibbett is Killing Music >>
>> not single-handedly though, theres at least two other people aiding him >> - you know who you are....
>
>Ha! SHows what you know - them hapless talentless oafs? All they do is leach >off my genius! It's only because i'm such a nice person i let them back me up >occassionally. Oim bluddy great, and oi sharg moi sizterrr and oive got >webbed feet and six fingerss on each harrrnd moi luvversss - would uoi >loike some sugar beet?
>
>
>I'm off now ... to MIX MOI SINGLE! Noing! >

which single is this?


Date: Fri May 16 13:37:56 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: reply to this one, not the last one Content-Length: 1778

>     OK, I've added some names to the list too, so no-one reply to anything
>     except this one... everyone add a new name to the list each time it
>     gets to you...

this list really gets to me, so i'll add twelve :)

>

>     I'll tell you what's good, it's Garlic and Butter flavour savoury
>     rice, from Batchelors, I think. It doesn't have real butter in it.

>

ahhh - shame that

>     Kneeel, why did you want to know if we all had gardens? Are you
>     preparing a report for the man?

>

i'm on a FACT FINDING MISSION and its going to help THE KIDS

> I've got a tape of Tigermilk too y'know... >
> Pauly
>
> Mark Hibbett is Killing Music
>

Yeah, but he's killing the ARSE MUSIC of THE MAN and that should be applauded

>

just what is the point of this thing?? 'Reply seperator' oh! Grizelda could you tell the butler that we'll be playing croquet on the east lawn this afternoon and I'll need my plus fours, and my poxy REPLY SEPERATOR? Bleeding Reply Seperator. It's BORGEOIS thats what it is. We dont need prissy nonsense like this in the midlands I can tell you. I'll give you bloody reply seperator. Stuck up tart!! :)

>______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ >Subject: Re: URGENT!! Garden - Do You Have One? >Subject: Re: URGENT!! Garden - Do You Have One? >Author: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk> at Internet >Date: 15/05/97 04:11
>

>>>>>     Hey, this list got shorter again... what have you done with all the
>>>>>     other people?

>>>
>>>I've killed the fuckers. Stuck Up Tarts. >>
>>oooooooh - you're a bit of a primadonna all of a sudden! >>
>seriously tho - i deleted a load of stuff on tuesday that i didnt mean to >cause i was all cross - i've stuck Holden back on >
>>
>
>


Date: Fri May 16 14:22:38 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Tonighty
Content-Length: 1034

Right - I'm going to Jonis because he's going to help me pick out an afro wig on london road. I'm then getting a T shirt printed up saying 'Oasis are a bleeding dirge and thier lyrics are derivative and shallow'.

Then it's off to John Sims for a bottle of apricot wine, then to the Charlotte to see swell who are a bit like the violent femmes. Then am going to the Tube Bar but will leave before 2 'cause I'm only going cause turks put me on the guest list.

Tomorrow am buying a modem and then i think going to Jonis to record - have yet to check with him as i cant get a word in edgeways. He keeps singing about Vienna and the New Europeans all the time. Midge Hunter.

Sunday, car boot sale as I need a new disraeli for my bike

Gary - I'll not be going to nottingham next week, though thanks for the offer of a lift. But I'll still THRASH YOU at the pop quiz on sunday night because you deserve it. ha!

Anyone that feels like participating in any of these great things is welcome.

have a gooooood weekend

neily xxxxx


Date: Fri May 16 14:59:43 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Aye waaal teel yew THAS
Content-Length: 872

Sony in thier infinite wisdom are being a bunch of nurks and bouncing his messages back to me with pompous 'delivery failure' mince. boggin sassenach corporation so it is if it wasnt japanese big man. ach well, rather than admit thier computer is a steaming jobby. Aye, gis a bottle o buckfast big man. You'll only see a kilt in edinburugh. so ahm taking him off fer a wee bit until sony stop being such a load of bam pots.

Aye, ahm happy when it rains so i am, but a girl needs a gun these days on account of all the rattlesnakes, them stars of track and field are beutiful people, aye.

See yer laterrr bag maaaaaaaan

neeeley xxxxx

ah dinnae have time to sit comfortably doon but ah still need armchairs rooond mah haaaame, te poot carrier bags oan. Dye ken? Dye ken ken? top bloke as ooor ken. Puure brawliant.

That there skye bridge toll? ats a big JOBBY.


Date: Mon May 19 14:14:22 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: well, that was my weekend
Content-Length: 572

the thin bamboo screen of your conciousness receeds like the tidal yoghort coastline within the cavernous recesses of the potato harvest whilst small children wrestle with huge crocodiles whilst balanced precariously on top of huge stacks of wobbling plates as large airships pass overhead dropping leaflets warning all and sundry of the dangers of a 100% celery diet. meanwhile several livestock pureed into a huge jar making high pitched beeping noises convince me of a craing to roast ptts wherg the dubble hrackNN arrrrngghhh. Oh, and I went to the record library.


Date: Mon May 19 15:14:51 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Exciting Lunch FACTS!
Content-Length: 925

2 veggie saussage sandwiches with lettuce and some mustard.

20 miles, by road and rail, in order to see my guy in NORTHAMPTON. it has many shops and things, and it's bus station's the biggest in the country, NORTHAMPTON

oh! NORTHAMPTON!!!! NORTHAMPTON!!!!!

My NAN got evacuated to a village just outside Northampton. She stayed with LOONIES who made her eat gherkin sandwiches. My Grandad got evacuated to Portbridge Mill in dorset. Apparently they eat grass and snails in Dorset. or at least they did in WW2. Old people are cool. and MAD. Then he got kicked out of school - he had a row with a teacher culminating in his throwing an earthenware ink pot at the teachers head. sound. TEACHERS ARE THE POLICE. he had to spend the night in paddington nick. he's a bloody loony my grandad, he said he'd not seen a hovercraft in 1985 - when he'd been to the isle of wight in 1978 on one. I will have to FIGHT HIM.


Date: Mon May 19 16:05:12 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Re[2]: Exciting Lunch FACTS! Content-Length: 872

>

>      I walked up to Covent Garden this lunchtime to exchange the trousers I
>      bought while I was pissed on Saturday afternoon. And I thought
>      seriously about buying some rollerskates... would I look like a twat
>      on them or what? I  think it'll be an interesting way to exercise.

>

Yes, i think this would be a good plan. On my way to work last weeek someone zipped past me on rollerskates, and i thought "Hmm. That must make life dead easy, cos you can get anywhere you like dead easy without the need for cumbersome bicycles or having to go on horrible scary big roads". Obviously someone like myself buzzing around on skates and falling over a lot would remind people of them hippoes in Fantasia, and for small children to shout "Mummy! Look at the funny old gentleman on wheels!" but maybe attitudes are more liberal in the cosmopolis?


Date: Mon May 19 16:34:31 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Exciting Lunch FACTS! Content-Length: 2605

>>      I walked up to Covent Garden this lunchtime to exchange the trousers I
>>      bought while I was pissed on Saturday afternoon. And I thought
>>      seriously about buying some rollerskates... would I look like a twat
>>      on them or what? I  think it'll be an interesting way to exercise.

>>
>
>Yes, i think this would be a good plan. On my way to work last weeek someone >zipped past me on rollerskates, and i thought "Hmm. That must make life dead >easy, cos you can get anywhere you like dead easy without the need for >cumbersome bicycles or having to go on horrible scary big roads". Obviously >someone like myself buzzing around on skates and falling over a lot would >remind people of them hippoes in Fantasia, and for small children to shout >"Mummy! Look at the funny old gentleman on wheels!" but maybe attitudes are >more liberal in the cosmopolis?

This unfortunately is most definately not the case. In London there is a roller skate byelaw whereby if you dont look like a Young Swish Stylish Capitalist Agent of The Man Yuppie Boggin Sassenach, the police nail an 8 foot builders plank to your face, and make you drink washing up liquid. Then they give you a pet baby squirrel which becomes your friend. 10 years later when you've forgotten all about the incident and are living happily with your pet squirrel, and have got the last of the nails out, they visit again, pour kerosene over your squirrel, and laugh as they set it on fire. then they give you back your roller skates. Then, right, you might say get a job restoring traction engines, or you might go and work in a beach bar in Sardinia. But! you are still not necessarily safe because the London Fashion police have you on thier computer, and anytime you might think of adopting a squirrel, they might come round your house and put loads of broken glass in your shampoo. then, everytime you wash your hair it's a horrid gory mess of mangled skull, which alarms peopel as you drive down the coast road in your traction engine with your t shirt flapping in the breeze BUT the police have put oil on the brake pads and you career off the road, completely crushing the beach bar in the process and you have to sell your shoes to get a taxi to the other side of the island where hopefully no one knows you and a huge duck over 12 feet long lands on you and bounces up and down until your head is wedged up its bum. it clenches its buttock muscles and flies you all the way back to england ans drops you back in covent garden. the whole process takes some 24 years.

THATS what its like in london.

>
>


Date: Mon May 19 17:24:36 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[4]: Exciting Lunch FACTS! Content-Length: 1410

>
>THATS what its like in london.
>

>     Blimey, I was thinking maybe I'd just get grazed knees... I'm clearly
>     going to have to rethink this.
>
>     Why are inline skates cooler than ordinary 4 wheels ones? I've got a
>     pair of Bauer boots in my garage at home that were my brother in laws,
>     but I've not tried them on yet - will the squirrel burning fashion
>     cops be any easier on me if I wear these?

>

'cause you can do aggressive type in line skatey things with them, and theyre more comfortable to skate in. also they have miniature nuclear reactors in the soles that keep your feet warm when youre skating across frozen fjords, and the really posh ones have a sort of giant corkscrew that folds out. you screw it into the ground and attatch a goat on a chain to it. this stops the goat from munching its way through your begonias.

>     Kneel, how does it make you feel when I tell you I'm thinking of
>     buying a bum-bag that costs 60 quid?

MOIST take me take me with your dirty western capitalism. it is a turn on since i came from irtusk

>
> THAT'S what it's like in London... >

I have a gorgeous pert cycling bum. I dont need to hide it from the world by putting it in a bag.

> Pauly
>
>
>
>
I can smell fish from here - one of the hall canteens tempts me with cooking smell flavours at this time of night.


Date: Tue May 20 11:40:57 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Good Morning Everybody!!
Content-Length: 280

Hooray! Isnt it a nice day! Well, I got Taramaslata rolls with salad and lots of black pepper. And a tin of Dr Pepper (full fat). None of that 'low cal' cheese. God! I might get hit by a bus tomorrow and i dont want one of my last meals to be some prissy 'lite' mince.

Boing!


Date: Tue May 20 11:40:57 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Good Morning Everybody!!
Content-Length: 533

> Hooray! Isnt it a nice day! Well, I got Taramaslata rolls with salad and > lots of black pepper. And a tin of Dr Pepper (full fat). None of that 'low > cal' cheese. God! I might get hit by a bus tomorrow and i dont want one of > my last meals to be some prissy 'lite' mince.

I had marmite bloody sandwiches whilst failing to convert Access data into a SAS readable dataset for two hours, so if someone could PLEASE tell me something interesting i will be most grateful. Thank you.

Not that Taramasalata rolls aren't, obviously.


Date: Tue May 20 11:50:03 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: U L T R A V I O L E T L I G H T Content-Length: 1350

>> Hooray! Isnt it a nice day! Well, I got Taramaslata rolls with salad and >> lots of black pepper. And a tin of Dr Pepper (full fat). None of that 'low >> cal' cheese. God! I might get hit by a bus tomorrow and i dont want one of >> my last meals to be some prissy 'lite' mince. >
>I had marmite bloody sandwiches whilst failing to convert Access data into a >SAS readable dataset for two hours, so if someone could PLEASE tell me >something interesting i will be most grateful. Thank you. >
>Not that Taramasalata rolls aren't, obviously. >
>

ok, let's get our inspiration from the electromagnetic spectrum!

good things about ultraviolet light

bad things about ultraviolet light

so there you have it. you are now STIMULATED.


Date: Tue May 20 12:15:01 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Good Morning Everybody!!
Content-Length: 532

>M.J. Hibbett wrote:
>> I had marmite bloody sandwiches whilst failing to convert Access data into a >> SAS readable dataset for two hours, so if someone could PLEASE tell me >> something interesting i will be most grateful. Thank you. >>
>> Not that Taramasalata rolls aren't, obviously. >
>Pauly wears a string vest and goes everywhere on Fisher Price in-line >skates - you know the ones with the stabilisers?

He showed up Sharon Botts by turning up in his P.E kit!! And he couldnt explain to her what the grapes were for!


Date: Tue May 20 12:27:43 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Good Morning Everybody!!
Content-Length: 930

Thanks everyone for the Interesting Things. They were interesting - i didn't know you could disinfect things with ultraviolet light - is this entirely true?

I was just telling Marjorie (with whom i work) and Interesting Thing from my family history. Well, a thing anyway. My dear step-papa is an Engineer, and has recently been responsible for putting loads of horrible water meters in to various places, employing hundreds of blokes to do it. One day one of the gangs went through a gas main, but didn't notice until later that same day when, all of a sudden, hundreds of gas fires and cookers turned into fountains! Just like on a cartoon! Cool huh? He didn't think so, obviously, as it got on telly and his company had to pay thousands of quids in compensation, but it had a happy ending cos the bloke immediately above him got DONE so it looks like he'll get promoted!

Well, it kept my family rivetted for weeks anyway...


Date: Tue May 20 13:32:00 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: I am THE MAN
Content-Length: 329

Wahey! I'm popping off in a bit to INVIGILATE AN EXAM!!!!!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to apologise to The Kids here and now for doing so. it's not my fault. Rest assured i shall keep a constant eye out for people raising their hands etc. just like all my invigilators never bloody ever did.


Date: Tue May 20 14:29:43 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: I wanna get weaving with my new PRIMUS Content-Length: 132

When does everyone want to come camping next kids? I humbly suggest Rutland Water as it's near Oakham which is full of PUBS.


Date: Tue May 20 14:45:05 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: I am THE (incredible bullshitting) MAN Content-Length: 311

>> Everyone be friendly to Babs, she's shy. >
>Nothing to do with your "Will you be my girlfriend?" nonsense of course? >Your reputation preceeds you Mr Clarke. Mark Hibbett was telling us all about >you in the pub the other night.
>Nasty.
>
>

Too right - got to watch out for tall thin ginger people :)


Date: Tue May 20 15:24:11 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Re[2]: I am THE (incredible bullshitting) MAN Content-Length: 570

>
> > Everyone be friendly to Babs, she's shy. >
> Nothing to do with your "Will you be my girlfriend?" nonsense of course? > Your reputation preceeds you Mr Clarke. Mark Hibbett was telling us all about > you in the pub the other night.
> Nasty.

That's MISTER Hibbett to you, Gilchrist.

Jaysus! Students eh? They are dead thick and no mistake, like, it's an exam right? No, call me old fashioned, but i always thought the idea was to answer the questions _yourself_ not ask ME! Cuh! Dumb-ass pantywaist kids! Best Question: "How much is 50-100 words?"

Dur!


Date: Tue May 20 15:25:21 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: I am THE (incredible bullshitting) MAN Content-Length: 1184

>
>Jaysus! Students eh? They are dead thick and no mistake, like, it's an exam >right? No, call me old fashioned, but i always thought the idea was to answer >the questions _yourself_ not ask ME! Cuh! Dumb-ass pantywaist kids! Best >Question: "How much is 50-100 words?"

Too right. silly question. It really depends what the words are. I think Q magazine pays you 50p every time you mention the word svengali in an article, but you cant really get away with making much more rthan a fiver on a 50 word piece.

Clag magazine used to pay 34p extra for lineage every time you used the phrases 'kick ass' or 'rock out'.

Anyone who has visited the sorted web pages can see where phrases to the effect of 'moi names mark and oim bluddy graet!' have been included for gratis.

I'd splash out on books containing words like lemon or hazard, but i'd not pay much for a book that made too much use of words like sidewalk or utility.

There, I hope that makes things clear for you all.

Above all, avoid the following words: Breads, Meats (they're plural already for goodness sakes!) and NEVER use the word BAKE as a noun. aaaarrrgghhh! it's a bloody casserole with the lid off.


Date: Tue May 20 15:55:54 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: I am THE (incredible bullshitting) MAN Content-Length: 1106

>>
>>
>> Jaysus! Students eh? They are dead thick and no mistake, like, it's an exam >> right? No, call me old fashioned, but i always thought the idea was to answer >> the questions _yourself_ not ask ME! Cuh! Dumb-ass pantywaist kids! Best >> Question: "How much is 50-100 words?" >>
>> Dur!
>
> I resent that, I could have you any day boyo just you step outside. >On the other hand it was probably an architecture exam or something >Architcets are crap - engineers RULE.

This is true - i dont see any performing artists building power stations, and i dont see any christian missionaries designing heart - lung machines! You dont see any useless bloody professional footballers inventing new kinds of train! These things are all USEFUL. ha ha!! whered everyone be without technology? living in a bleeding swamp.

Now, what the world Really needs is Flat Wooden Surfaces. Honest.

And MORE songs about DANGEROUS FISH

Civil engineering is the basis
>of civilisation you know.

I thought society was built on trust. Thats what the song says.

>BABS
>White witch, mad bitch hooked on drugs >


Date: Tue May 20 15:55:54 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[4]: Exciting Lunch FACTS! Content-Length: 496

On Tue, 20 May 1997, NICKY WIRE wrote:

>What are rohan tropicals,cos Paul's wearing some apparently. >I'm a bit gauche i'm afraid.

It's a London Thing. It's like a big rubber vest with nipple clamps and a sort of electric kettle lead attatchment. Oh and theres a harness at the back that attatches to any fish over 6 feet in length.

Like an oversised cod.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > $I can have it cos i act like i love it$ > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ >


Date: Wed May 21 09:29:04 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: PANTS
Content-Length: 842

>
> >Yes, there is nothing worse than pants slithering down yr arse within yr > >trarsers. Ugh. Mind you, it is the price neil and i pay for having such lithe > >pert arses, something which the above Gary knows nowt about. >
> Since when has having a beer bottom meant that you have a pert bottom Mark? > You weigh about twice as much as me, and I'm a good 2 inches taller than you as > well, so if anyones bottom is pert, it's mine, alright? >

Good grief, what a liar! I know you're probably used to getting away with this sort of thing on the internet Gary, but some of us have met you, so the truth must be told. Gary is 4'9" with red hair down to his arse (in dreadlocks) and is slightly tubby. I, however, am 6'2" with steely blue eyes and a clenched muscles of iron. Honestly Gary, did you really think you could get away with it?


Date: Wed May 21 10:31:00 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: PANTS
Content-Length: 209

>must be told. Gary is 4'9" with red hair down to his arse (in dreadlocks) and >is slightly tubby. I, however, am 6'2" with steely blue eyes and a clenched >muscles of iron.

Didnt know you could flex fat


Date: Thu May 22 14:23:10 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF BARBARA (The bands bit) Content-Length: 824

> MARK - Hannah lent me her Voon merchandise and full marks for the > booklet although i haven't got around to listeing to the tape yet.I'm > sure it will be an informative experience.

I wouldn't worry about listening to the tape. It is a historical document, and therefore is excused from being a Nice Listen.

Why not wait a couple of weeeeks until "We Are Voon" is released, and listen to that instead? It is dead good, no honest, it really is. Especially Respect the Ganja, which is great. And Bands from London. And Rocco PI.

All of them are Quite Good. I like it.

Warning to The Kids: If you are DEAD CLEVER do not enter and win general knowledge pop quizes when the prize is BOOOZE. You will feel bloody awful the next day.

Mind you, at least i wasn't drinking SHANDY like some people i could mention ...


Date: Thu May 22 14:23:10 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF BARBARA (The bands bit) Content-Length: 342

cold cheese on toast, tin of 7 up and a bag of cofresh mix. Michael and me been talking about organising some camping for 2 weeks time (i think), i.e june 7th, i reckon peak district? like up near edale? very nice there, and lots to see and do, and loads of PUBS. Camped up there before for the bluegrass festival - it was serene.


Date: Thu May 22 14:29:29 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF BARBARA (The bands bit) Content-Length: 723

>Mind you, at least i wasn't drinking SHANDY like some people i could mention

what is it with this attitude that theres something wrong with you if you dont want to get pissed? i didnt feel like drinking last night. apart from anything else i drive into work and dont particularly like the idea of being over the limit and killing people. is there supposed to be something macho about being the kind of mindless shit that drives whilst over the limit? well bollocks to that.

tell you what, now we've got the 'i drink more than neil' caveman shit out of the way, lets wibble on about football and cars and stereos and all those other fucking boring things men are supposed to enjoy talking about.

for christs sake.


Date: Thu May 22 14:58:12 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF B (The bands bit) Content-Length: 314

>sort your signature out babs.
>
>or better idea- get neil to mutilate it like he always does mine. >vandal.

ha ha ha!!

>
>ben folds are doing glasto apparently. i wanna go now. boo hoo. >

aaarrrggghhh! i've got to come in on tuesday morning!! at 9.00!!! i had that pencilled in as a day off for ages. fuck.


Date: Thu May 22 15:07:56 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Regal Bint Palaver
Content-Length: 454

Wahey! I've just got a SPECIAL EDITION of the Uni bulletin - Princess DI is coming to open our disability and arts centre on Tuesday!

It says "staff are anticipating this vist with enormous pleasure." It's news to me, but now that i know i am anticipating pleasurable it sure as hell has cheeeered up my afternoon! Richard Attenborough will be there too!

Oh it's good to be alive!

But to be on topic for a moment, i have just ate a banananana. Nice.


Date: Thu May 22 15:07:57 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF B (The bands bit) Content-Length: 272

>It seems to me that the tone of this list has gone downhill recently, and I for >one am sadly disappointed
>
>
well, you could always reply to the message i sent about 2 hours earlier, offering to go to the trouble of sorting you out with some C++ software.

xxxx


Date: Thu May 22 15:10:46 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Regal Bint Palaver
Content-Length: 372

>cheeeered up my afternoon! Richard Attenborough will be there too!

wasnt it great when he did that episode when he went to the jungle and got in amongst the gorillas?

>
>Oh it's good to be alive!
>

not if youre a POLITICAL PRISONER BEING HIT WITH A SHOVEL.

hey, lets go on a demo.

>But to be on topic for a moment, i have just ate a banananana. Nice. >
>

very!


Date: Thu May 22 15:15:05 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF B (The bands bit) Content-Length: 549

>
> I've got my ticket for Gallstoneberry and I don't let it out of my > site.. you can't have it ok?
>
> The freed unit? hmm Mark is that the band that we saw play at the Garage > at the PIAO three billion bands in one day type gig thing? >

Yes - you remember Nic, they were the ones i went on about all day saying they were REALLY GOOD weren't they? Eh NIc? You remember don't you? I wouldn't stop saying how much i liked them would i?

Ho for Glastonbury! Hey diddle for summer and tents! NOING for sunburn and smelling of poo! also ZING!


Date: Thu May 22 15:39:33 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: a rambling intro to WORLD OF B (The bands bit) Content-Length: 129

HAHA!

That was great Nic! Gary is a lovely bloke so i can never really say things like that to his face, but it is DAMN TRUE!


Date: Thu May 22 16:29:32 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Hannah, Barbara
Content-Length: 242

Well, i must say i think Scooby Doo was the best one you did, though why did you introduce scrappy doo? he wasnt as good. what was that other one you did about the gadget family? didnt you do captain caveman, or was it the beuford files?


Date: Fri May 23 10:24:02 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Wahey! Excitement at Work!
Content-Length: 419

Noing! What are thrilling episode!

We just had a fire drill! AND FIRE ENGINES TURNED UP!

It was great - though they refused to give us a go on the crane!

Other exciting thing: I spoke to my LONDON RECORD COMPANY last night, and my SOLO SINGLE should be out in a month's time!!! ZING! My song is in the traditional Voon slot -3/4 of the way down - which is dead prestigious isn't it? Isn't it?

What a lovely day.


Date: Fri May 23 11:46:05 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: well, it's friday again - that was a quick week Content-Length: 1062

good morning kids

not much to tell from this end, working on the meccano monster. whats everyone up to tonight? i gave basin my free double vodka i won in the quiz as a bribe to get me in to the tube bar tonight, and after he'd drank it he started wibbling about the price of a double vodka vs the price of tube bar admission. fucking capitalist pin head. i got a nice email from the bloke at imperial, and he's sending me the parts to build my new supercomputer asap. hooray for kostas evangelinos! tonight, i think i will be on peach wine rather than apricot wine. dont really feel like drinking all that much right now though. has anyone heard from joni lately? ive got salad pittas for lunch. holden - dont think the little grey volvo is coming to leeds this weekend, but no doubt we'll be playing there sooooon. i take it we dont all want to go to edale then? anyone got any other camping suggestions? righto then, off to see if i've got any post. Pauly - i'll take yo on. My primus vs your trangier. are you up for it?

love and tuna,

kneeeel


Date: Fri May 23 13:48:29 1997
From: Neil Brown <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: well, it's friday again - that was a quick week Content-Length: 890

>Well, he's not got a very good record of honesty and decentness, has he?

must come from having a HEAD LIKE A PIN HEAD

>
>>i got a nice email
>>from the bloke at imperial, and he's sending me the parts to build my new >>supercomputer asap. hooray for kostas evangelinos! >
>Isn't he on the fast show?

:)

>
>>tonight, i think i
>>will be on peach wine rather than apricot wine. dont really feel like >>drinking all that much right now though. has anyone heard from joni >>lately?
>
>Reclaimed my drum machine from himlast night - he was lapsing in and out of >consciousness as I spoke to him. Must try and be more interesting. >

that boy needs fish protein. and a less horrible sofa. i think both will help a lot.

>>anyone got
>>any other camping suggestions?
>
>The Dales?
>

what, the derbyshire dales?

>Gary
>xxx
>
>

i'm here till 3.20 - then ludzo i will see you at 4.00


Date: Tue May 27 09:30:05 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: This is important - Email snarling up Content-Length: 293

Babs' email is snarling up, probably 'cause her mailbox is full, and Hannah's having problems too - Hannahs asked me to take her off the list, as it's causing problems, so if you could take her name off for the time being, cheers.

Pauly - any idea how we do a digest version of this thing?


Date: Tue May 27 09:30:06 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: SYMPATHY!
Content-Length: 398

OW! OW OW OW!

Warning to the KIDS - DO NOT believe this crap about Sport being good for you, it BLOODY ISN'T! After a brutal collision on the field yesterday afternoon my knee is the size of WATERMELON! ARGH! Couldn't sleep cos it HURT when i moved and i limped pathetically in to work feeling sorry for myself.

This is nothing to do with lunch or owt, i just wanted to have a MOAN. Thank you.


Date: Tue May 27 09:38:28 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: SYMPATHY!
Content-Length: 705

>
>Warning to the KIDS - DO NOT believe this crap about Sport being good for you, >it BLOODY ISN'T!
> After a brutal collision on the field yesterday afternoon my >knee is the size of WATERMELON! ARGH! Couldn't sleep cos it HURT when i moved >and i limped pathetically in to work feeling sorry for myself. >
>This is nothing to do with lunch or owt, i just wanted to have a MOAN. Thank >you.
>

Well, I'm stunned.

Thats really unlike mark to whinge like a dribbling old woman after having just over an hour of physical excercise!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

I feel GOOOOD today. All buzzing and full of HEALTH.

Same time next sunday people? Fat old whingers neednt apply. HA HA HA HA HA!!!

>
>


Date: Tue May 27 09:49:11 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: This is important - Email snarling up Content-Length: 653

>Neil wrote:
>>
>> Babs' email is snarling up, probably 'cause her mailbox is full, and >> Hannah's having problems too - Hannahs asked me to take her off the list, >> as it's causing problems, so if you could take her name off for the time >> being, cheers.
>>
>> Pauly - any idea how we do a digest version of this thing? >
>kneel
>
>paul's gone away for the week - to go sailing or some such gay persuit.

Oh god! don't let Dave hear you say things like that!

>I would try and answer the question about the digest but heh I know >nothing about it so sorry...

ach well, never mind. waithing for the sun to come out so i can skive off

>
>nic
>


Date: Tue May 27 10:04:37 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: SYMPATHY!
Content-Length: 797

>
>I too had a horrible incident with SPORT this weekend. I spent the whole >of Sunday windsurfing. Following this horrendous bit of what can only be >described as 'exercise' I was extremely sunburnt and every single muscle >in my body feels like a thing that hurts a lot. So there you go exercise >is not good for you kids - you'll end up with watermelon knees a red >face and muscles that scream out in pain everytime you move. >

Do it some more! after a while it stops hurting and just makes you feel all relaxed and healthy!

Trust me! It's true!! After a while, you'll do loads of excercise, find nothing hurts and think 'oh! was that it?'

Healthy Lifestyle!!

Eat fruit!!

Drink lots of water!!

Dont put sharp things in your ears!!

Kill defenceless NUNS and rape thier corpses!!!


Date: Tue May 27 13:39:50 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Picture of ME being PISSED at a CONFERENCE Content-Length: 333

For those that dont know me, I'm the one in the middle with the shaved head.

The one with the grey beard is Rob, my boss, little bloke with beard is Dr Mike, and the Two Daves off to the left. We are collecting Daves. We keep them in a big bell jar by the door.

Go to:

http://info.lboro.ac.uk/research/mechatronics/vicam.html 1