Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:45 1997
From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: GRATE!!!!!!

Niygell Turnerr writ:

Sum vurry anoi-ing fings in ay schtyowpidd waye.

Blummy bollok.

Av gyode weakendx

tar tar

*thudd*

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: banks are even grater

Morning moi luvvers ... this should be a re-redone list without Sean on it, as he's gone to Scotland, apparently. Probably run away on the proceeds of the Work EP i shouldn't wonder.

Yes, banks are GRATE when yr a grown-up. I've been with Barclays since i was a student, and they were a complete bunch of cunts ALL THE TIME, it was only the fact that i owed them CASH that prevented me from leaving. However, since i embarked on my glittering career in academia and have thus been getting CASH in, they have become as nice as pie, and take every opportunity to fawn over me. It's brilliant. They even arranged a meeting a few months ago - i thought they were going to shout at me for always being overdrawn, but instead they grovelled, offered me better overdraft terms, a new account, financial advice and a nice blue folder. It was v nice of them, but i had to leave when they started getting a BIT FRESH, as multinational corporations are just Not My Type.

Similarly i was with my current accomodation agency for a year when i was a student, and again they were complete GITS and kept coming round to give me THE HASSLE. I now pay in CASH every month, just so i can go in and let them drool over me saying "Oh hello Mr Hibbett, how nice of you to pay your rent on time, WE LOVE YOU YOU BIG OLD WAGE EARNER YOU."

Saw Men In Black last night. It was EXCELLENT. I laughed a LOT. One of the members of our party (i.e. Ed) is big into Alien Abduction and COnspiracy theories, so he came out going "Hmmm, well, mmm, not very ... mmm." Me and Si came out going "COol! Guns! Aliens! Special Car! Funny Dog! COOL!"

It was GRATE.

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: banks are even grater

>Saw Men In Black last night. It was EXCELLENT. I laughed a LOT. One of = >the members of our party (i.e. Ed) is big into Alien Abduction and = >COnspiracy theories, so he came out going "Hmmm, well, mmm, not very = >... mmm." Me and Si came out going "COol! Guns! Aliens! Special Car! = >Funny Dog! COOL!"

Hello Miladdios,
Well I saw Men in Black and also thought it was funny. Last night though = I watched Quadrophenia for the first time and thought it was really = good, I'm sure they featured the Tube bar in there. Hey, Sting looked = very hip, and D.C. Carver from the Bill looked about 15.=20

It's really odd that while the fashions of that period are hip again in = a big way, we can't be bothered to rebel or be angry about anything = anymore or even get off our bums to protest very much. Maybe it's = because we've mostly got money and consumer durables and know that we = need the money that THE MAN supplies to keep buying things. Maybe there = are too many causes to protest for, so people don't bother with any of = them. I'm very lazy, I've been meaning to join the Anit-Nazi league and = the League against Cruel sports for ages but haven't done.

The only people who seem to go against the system these days are people = like travellers, who don't resist it, just drop out of it altogether. Is = there anything we need to rebel against? I don't know? Soft Drugs = aren't rebellious any more either, they are as much a part of the system = as anything else.

I still don't get blokes and violence, though. Why do they need to do = it? Why do people (mainly men) gain excitement and pleasure from beating = up or attacking other people, on any excuse from them supporting a = different team of footballers to having a slightly annoying expression? = I don't understand.

hmmmm

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Nigel Turner <nigelt@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: banks are a cheesy bit grater

>Hello Miladdios,
>Well I saw Men in Black and also thought it was funny.

I saw MIB and thought it was.... ok, you know.

> Last night though I >watched Quadrophenia for the first time and = thought it >was really good, I'm >sure they featured the Tube bar in = there. Hey, Sting >looked very hip, and >D.C. Carver from the Bill = looked about 15.=20

I thought Sting looked like a total wanker - made me want to inflict = gratuitous violence upon him (see below). Only joking (about the = violence, I mean, not about Sting being a complete wanker, cause he is, = and always was, and forever more shalt be, amen). By the way, Jo, did = you spot the multitude of continuity errors in Modrophobia? I know = you're dead young like, but (and I know we've been through this already = on the List a couple of months ago, so I'll be brief here, and not beat = about the bush at all, oh no.......what was I saying?), but.....did you = spot the intercity 125 going past Jimmy's window, in that scene where he = was having a hand shandy?=20

>It's really odd that while the fashions of that period are hip again in = a big >way, we can't be bothered to rebel or be angry about anything = anymore or >even get off our bums to protest very much. Maybe it's = because we've mostly >got money and consumer durables and know that we = need the money that >THE MAN supplies to keep buying things. Maybe there = are too many >causes to protest for, so people don't bother with any of = them. I'm very lazy, >I've been meaning to join the Anit-Nazi league and = the League against Cruel >sports for ages but haven't done.

Fuck me, that's a bit heavy for a Monday morning.

>The only people who seem to go against the system these days are people = >like travellers, who don't resist it, just drop out of it altogether. = Is there >anything we need to rebel against? I don't know? Soft Drugs = aren't >rebellious any more either, they are as much a part of the = system as >anything else.

>I still don't get blokes and violence, though. Why do they need to do = it? Why >do people (mainly men) gain excitement and pleasure from = beating up or >attacking other people, on any excuse from them = supporting a different team >of footballers to having a slightly = annoying expression? I don't understand.

Fuck me two times, so's that.

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: banks are a cheesy bit grater

>I'm very lazy, >I've been meaning to join the Anit-Nazi league and the = >League against Cruel >sports for ages but haven't done.

I did buy a badge at a Radical Dance Faction gig though

>Fuck me, that's a bit heavy for a Monday morning. >Fuck me two times, so's that.

Oooh you're so eloquent before lunch. Talking of which. Are you = coming?(to Nigel)

Saturday morning caught the train to Leeds - I was wearing one of those = special large baseball catchers mitts. I then got stuck Doncaster for a = bit too long -all the trains seemed completely up shit creek - loads = cancelled due to lack of staff. Arrived in Leeds and got struck by = shopping frenzy. Suddenly had to have a large amount of clothes and = accidentally bought a new pair of trainers and two cd singles (monkey = mafia and my life story) Visited friend in Leeds, my cousin in = Huddersfield and back to leeds for beer and lunctime jazz. Fell asleep on the train home and then watched quadrophenia in the = evening.

Hence perhaps slightly solem attitude, on realisation tht I have a = headache, not enough sleep, and it's ages til next weekend.

Is anyone coming over for the beer festival this week?

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
Subject: Banks, Planks and Tanks
From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Hello all - I haven't emailed this luvverly-luncherly-list for quite a few weeks now, while I did some work. Anyways - I have tried to follow the threads a bit.

Hope you had a nice time on your Maths holiday Mark. And good to see that you all had a bonkers time at Abbey Park, although there didn't seem to be many posts about it on here. I didn't go, because it was my BIRTHDAY. I was 25 you know. Not too old, and not too young - just right....

It was a shame that everyone started arguing last week. Was this serious, or did I just get the wrong end of the email-stick? Well, we're back to normal now, one big happy inbred family again.

My Techno-beauty ("Cheeky Q Ball") finally popped his clogs. I never really formed the kind of relationship with it that I had hoped, so I was strangely unaffected with the sad news. That only leaves "Arse Freedom" - Nic could you put it on the web page s'il vous plait? [Your creature ID is: 252573
Your creature is named: Arse_Freedom
Your password is: ZLXH6UCX]

Are we archiving all these emails then? I'm not so sure this is a good idea

• I will to watch what I say in future.

Have you noticed that as soon as Mr Hibs gets back, the list suddenly gets sorted out and cleaned up. You are an EFFICIENT man, Mark.

BANKS

It's perverse how we give them all our money, get loads of hassle. Then, when we finally start earning money, and they start getting friendly again, that we are supposed to be THANKFUL for it. Why can't they be a bit more civil and pleasant all the time? If nothing else, it makes good business sense. Although it is worth noting that most banks are mega-corps, many with unsavoury investment policies etc. Change to the CO-OP!! They have a nice web site which explains their ethical policies - a much nicer bank to put your money in.

http://www.co-operativebank.co.uk

FILMS

I can't really compare my short life with other periods in history, but I think people are just as passionate about causes and willing to stand up as they ever were. How can you expect others to stand up, if you're not even willing to do it yourself? I don't think "too many causes to protest for, so people don't bother with any of them" holds any water. I think that if you get involved in any movements, then you see that there are loads of like minded people out there. Come on Jo - start a campaign to get your web-lunch-menu updated every day. Do not stand for out of date menus!

BLOKES

I agree completely. Some blokes can be complete fools.

I think if we start with a serious discussion on Monday morning, then it should deteriorate nicely by Friday afternoon!

Did everyone have a good weekend then? I did - a long beery-haze. I look forward to your kerazy weekend stories...

paul.

Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Nigel Turner <nigelt@uk.uu.net>
Subject: My Big Weak End

Paul (N) wrote:

>Did everyone have a good weekend then? I did - a long beery-haze. I = look
>forward to your kerazy weekend stories...

Welcome back Paul, and many happy returns. Me and Neil sorted our = differences out in a bout of naked mud wrestling on stage at the T**E = B*R. I think it fair to say that it was honours even, whatever that = means. Then we joined Gary, Julie Kooks (formerly of this list), Tim = the drummer from Prolapse, Pat the Pat from Prolapse, Colin = and.....err...some other people, in the space behind the dj area at the = T**E B*R, and SMOKED SOME DOPE. Colin grabbed the dj's mic when Turk = was playing an Elvis track (I can't remember which one) and we all = joined in in an impromptu singalonga stylee - Neil sang a line about = fish groins - and it was G'RRRRATE. (Cleared the dance floor though, but = maybe they just don't like Elvis).

Which reminds me.......has Elvis just died, or something, cause there's = been loads on telly about him? Ha....ELVIS.... THE BURGER KING !!! = Did you know, Elvis The Pelvis had a brother called Aenis? Now he = really did corrupt THE KIDS.

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Gary Gilchrist +44 116 2561561 ext 4295 <gary.gilchrist@gecm.com> Subject: Re: My Big Weak End

Right! Action! Sean is OFF THE LIST for the week and Dave is BACK ON PERMANENTLY (he misses us - awwww!)

>Welcome back Paul, and many happy returns. Me and Neil sorted our differences out in a bout of naked mud wrestling on stage at the T**E B*R. I think it fair to say that it was honours even, whatever that means. Then we joined Gary, Julie Kooks (formerly of this list), Tim the drummer from Prolapse, Pat the Pat from Prolapse, Colin and.....err...some other people, in the space behind the dj area at the T**E B*R, and SMOKED SOME DOPE.

Yeah - I knew I was cool, but I didn't know just _how_ cool I could be. Wow - we were the Inner Circle of the T**E B*R. Mark - where did you disappear to you lightweight?

>Colin grabbed the dj's mic when Turk was playing an Elvis track (I can't remember which one) and we all joined in in an impromptu singalonga stylee - Neil sang a line about fish groins - and it was G'RRRRATE. (Cleared the dance floor though, but maybe they just don't like Elvis). >
>Which reminds me.......has Elvis just died, or something, cause there's been loads on telly about him?

Is he something to do with Oasis? I think one of them died or something, but I'm pretty sure Elvis is still alive.

Had a splendid pic-nic on Vicky park yesterday - Michael, Nigel, Neil + Donna & Natalie & Julie (all ex-lunchers) and other people obviously not worth mentioning because they don't have e-mail and if you think I'm being serious here then let's have a big squabble all week why not? Then went to the best pub beer garden in Leicester, which unfortunately is behind one of the worst pubs in Leicester. Played with a cat and watched Dragonflies fly by and kids falling off the playground assault course. Of course.

The Council are turning up to fumigate the house today allegedly. They were too busy on thursday, but there have been almost no fleas over the weekend so they may have all died anyway. They are using a selection of their GRATEST HITS from over the years. So let's hope there's not too much of this "sweet singing" or the fleas won't want to leave. Who knows?

5 more days at work, and the good news is that I got a lettr this morning saying that I now _definitely_ qualify for an award for the fees for the course that I'm gouing to do. AND it looks like I'll be allowed to sign on AND get a training allowance while I'm doing it. BRILLIANT! Have to find out for sure before I cook my unlaid golden eggs though.

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Gary Gilchrist +44 116 2561561 ext 4295 <gary.gilchrist@gecm.com> Subject: Re: My Big Weak End

>I was behind the behind the stage, WATCHING.

NO! You, you must be..........THE MAN!!!!!!!

>Actually, about 1am i noticed everyone had disappeared, so i went and got some chips, all on my own ... *sob*

Yeah, I wondered where everyone had gone as well, so I cunningly searched/blundered drunkenly around backstage 'til I found a hideous nest of HIPPIES sitting cross-legged, being groovy and smoking dope.

>Hooray for the return of the brilliant "Council"/"The Council" gag! It still makes me LAFF... i was watching TOTP on Friday and the woman from Gala was on, being the woman from Gala. Unfortunately, when she started going "Freed From Desire" my BRANE started working out similarly hilarious "Freed" gags, but the idea of desire and the Freed Unit made me feel slightly ill, until, obviously, Gary's face loomed in my imagination, after which i had to have a bit of a sit down. Ooh, even thinking about it now's making me dizzy...

Take your bromide like we arranged and it'll all be ok again young Mr. Grace.......

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: My Big Weak End

Gary flounced:

> in the space behind the
> dj area at the T**E B*R, and SMOKED SOME DOPE. >
> Yeah - I knew I was cool, but I didn't know just _how_ cool I could be. Wow - > we were the Inner Circle of the T**E B*R. Mark - where did you disappear to you > lightweight?

I was behind the behind the stage, WATCHING.

Actually, about 1am i noticed everyone had disappeared, so i went and got some chips, all on my own ... *sob*

> The Council are turning up to fumigate the house today allegedly. They were too > busy on thursday, but there have been almost no fleas over the weekend so they > may have all died anyway. They are using a selection of their GRATEST HITS from > over the years. So let's hope there's not too much of this "sweet singing" or > the fleas won't want to leave. Who knows?

Hooray for the return of the brilliant "Council"/"The Council" gag! It still makes me LAFF... i was watching TOTP on Friday and the woman from Gala was on, being the woman from Gala. Unfortunately, when she started going "Freed From Desire" my BRANE started working out similarly hilarious "Freed" gags, but the idea of desire and the Freed Unit made me feel slightly ill, until, obviously, Gary's face loomed in my imagination, after which i had to have a bit of a sit down. Ooh, even thinking about it now's making me dizzy...

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Cool Weekend

email is a bit faster now, but still quite slow

Who saw logans run then? several holes in the plot:

If logan knew about tidal power for the city at the end of the film, how did he know about tides when he didnt even know what the sun looked like?

How did they all get outdoors so quickly at the end of the film?

How did the sandman chasing logan 5 trace him over a 2 day journey when he'd never been outdoors either? BUT it was a good film, and still is.

2 great fish quotes:

Box the robot was cool:

'fish! fresh fish and sea greens! proteins and plankton from the sea!'

Question - does the presence of the frozen corpses mean that the city was using them as a protein source?

and the OLd Bloke:

'I used to go fishing here when I was a kid, but then all the fish died and
theres nothing sadder than a dead fish'

Any other comments from Logans run fans? who else saw the tv series of the same name in the 70's?

Isnt Jessica 6 totally a goddess?

Met everyione at the tube bar 2 nights running - Nigel was laughing at some children that had fallen down a
stairwell and landed on some broken glass, I joined in. it was dead funny. so I offered him some really
bland garlic toast that i'd learnt to make off the internet. We both agreed that it was the shittest toast ever, and it proved that you should never take anything on the internet seriously and went off to get stoned.

Didnt see much of Mark all weekend - he chickened out of coming out for a beer on friday night, and went home early on saturday night. he chickened out of coming to play football too, but i'm sure he has his reasons and i'm sure they are really good ones, like being a great BLOUSE! ha ha ha!!

had some decent fish on friday cod in lemon and butter sauce. it was the buisiness.

Pat kept going on about Reg yesterday - the man is OBSESSED! It's the archaeologist in him - Too much
digging round mass graves of DEAD BODIES from hundreds of years ago has numbed Pat into not realising the TERROR that the Reg instills in us. Pat is immune to fear!

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Ning Nong Noo

>> Although it is worth noting that most banks are mega-corps, many >> with unsavoury investment policies etc. Change to the CO-OP!! They have a >> nice web site which explains their ethical policies - a much nicer bank to >> put your money in.
>>
>> http://www.co-operativebank.co.uk
>
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 >
>Do NOT join the Co-Op! They are a bunch of CUNTS! You think normal banks are >bad, but at least they get to discharge some of their BADASSEDNESS on third >world countries - the Co-Op keep it all pent up and take it out on YOU! >Everyone i know who has ever been in the co-op bank has lurid tales of stuff >like 10p overdrafts turning into hundreds of pounds in the space of a week cos >they charge 10,000,000% interest and send letters out to tell you second class. >
>Co-Op is the worst of the Agents of THE MAN, because they operate under a >facade. At least with the High STreet Banks you know who yr dealing with.

Mark is RIGHT - they tried charge me 75 quid for going 5 pounds overdrawn!

>
>> BLOKES
>> ------
>> Jo also mused:
>> > I still don't get blokes and violence, though. Why do they need to do = >> > it? Why do people (mainly men) gain excitement and pleasure from beating = >> > up or attacking other people, on any excuse from them supporting a = >> > different team of footballers to having a slightly annoying expression? = >> > I don't understand.
>
>Yes, if only people would all love each other the world would be a better place. >Unfortunately most people are rubbish, and deserve gassing. >

Having lived with two people for a year that were complete backstabbing bitches that invented countless schemes of dropping me in it for bills etc because they had no lives i'd have preffered to get things out in the open. Not actually being violent but a bit more up front and reasonable than having them go silent for weeks on end and not talking things out. So there is a flip side.

>> > I agree completely. Some blokes can be complete fools. >

Too many cavemen about. they should be sterilised by the government. Men that hit thier wives/girlfriends should be used as punch bags in army training barracks - see how much they like having someone bigger than them having a go!

>Mind you, some of us are GRATE.

It must be the marmite.. it HAS to be the marmite!! pass me that marmite now!

>
>And jo said:
>
>> Is anyone coming over for the beer festival this week? >
>Yes, i shall be there, for one night only, on Thursday. I shall be trying REALLY >HARD not to go on and on and on about having been in the Melody Maker to this >TWAT i used to be at school with who's in a heavy metal band, and probably >failing miserably. Cool.
>

Just do it! Enjoy yourself!

>

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Ning Nong Noo

>Paul Clarke turned down countless offers of underage sex, as he said his >shitty stick was well and truly worn out by the end of the weekend -

I can see it now.

Q Would you like some underage sex?

A Sorry love, my stick's all shitty and anyway, it's a bit worn out.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Pauly! where have you been putting your stick to get it that way? har har!

:)

:) :) :)

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Ning Nong Noo

Young Paul (ee i remember when i was 25), sayed: >
> Have you noticed that as soon as Mr Hibs gets back, the list suddenly gets > sorted out and cleaned up. You are an EFFICIENT man, Mark. >

Thank you. I sing sweetly too, you know. Oh yes. I am here to spread a little love, a little peace, a little joy for us all to keep, so obviously when i'm not around people feel unhappy and grim.

> Although it is worth noting that most banks are mega-corps, many > with unsavoury investment policies etc. Change to the CO-OP!! They have a > nice web site which explains their ethical policies - a much nicer bank to > put your money in.
>
> http://www.co-operativebank.co.uk

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Do NOT join the Co-Op! They are a bunch of CUNTS! You think normal banks are bad, but at least they get to discharge some of their BADASSEDNESS on third world countries - the Co-Op keep it all pent up and take it out on YOU! Everyone i know who has ever been in the co-op bank has lurid tales of stuff like 10p overdrafts turning into hundreds of pounds in the space of a week cos they charge 10,000,000% interest and send letters out to tell you second class.

Co-Op is the worst of the Agents of THE MAN, because they operate under a facade. At least with the High STreet Banks you know who yr dealing with.

> BLOKES
> ------
> Jo also mused:
> > I still don't get blokes and violence, though. Why do they need to do = > > it? Why do people (mainly men) gain excitement and pleasure from beating = > > up or attacking other people, on any excuse from them supporting a = > > different team of footballers to having a slightly annoying expression? = > > I don't understand.

Yes, if only people would all love each other the world would be a better place. Unfortunately most people are rubbish, and deserve gassing.

> > I agree completely. Some blokes can be complete fools.

Mind you, some of us are GRATE.

And jo said:

> Is anyone coming over for the beer festival this week?

Yes, i shall be there, for one night only, on Thursday. I shall be trying REALLY HARD not to go on and on and on about having been in the Melody Maker to this TWAT i used to be at school with who's in a heavy metal band, and probably failing miserably. Cool.

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: Ning Nong Noo

>Mark Garderner is bald.
>Paul Clarke turned down countless offers of underage sex, as he said his >shitty stick was well and truly worn out by the end of the weekend - >which is obviously why he ended up sharing a tent with some YOUNG girls.

yeah - one minute he's snogging a 12 year old in the middle of the backstage area, the next he's snogging a different one cos the first one has wandered off... AND IN THE BACK OF MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING.. - pauly has no shame - hur hur....

it's ok pauly - cammie has just turned 16.

best bit of the festi- trying to find the car at midnight on sunday in the torrential rain cos koz moved the car and forget where he parked it.... DOH!!!! - ok so i lied, it was the worst bit..

ade

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: I'm sure it's over here....... no...over here... erm...... doh!

Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Com wrote:
>

> best bit of the festi- trying to find the car at midnight on sunday in the > torrential rain cos koz moved the car and forget where he parked it.... > DOH!!!! - ok so i lied, it was the worst bit.. >

and getting ANGRY walking around in the dark rain wasn't going to find it
any quicker! ;)

heehee

no sooner had I donned Pauly's laminate, there were, oooh, at least ten girls studying for their eleven-plus IN MY PANTS!!

way hay!

--
Kosso

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Ning Nong Noo

> > It must be the marmite.. it HAS to be the marmite!! pass me that marmite > > now!
> >
>
> this may shock/offend/upset (delete as applicable) some people but I > don't actually like marmite. there I've said it now. if I wanted to eat > yeast I'd just eat some yeast.

You're weird. How can you not like Marmite? Are you FOREIGN?

> hmm yes I spent the whole weekend walking in and out of the backstage > area at V97 BECAUSE I COULD! My friends were dead jealous but I tried > not to mention it too much. only once every 30 seconds or so. I'm just > easily impressed. Sorry.

Yass, i did a similar thing at Phoenix last year, it was SMART. The only time when this sort of thing is not SMART, and is instead a cause for DEATh is when yr a music industry insider agent of the MAN (you know, people in the employ of his propaganda units etc.), but when freedom fighters like us can infiltrate it is COOOOOL.

> News from the weekend> > Mark Garderner is bald.> Paul Clarke turned down countless offers of underage sex, as he said his > shitty stick was well and truly worn out by the end of the weekend - > which is obviously why he ended up sharing a tent with some YOUNG girls. > I am officially the moodiest git in the world - well I was last night - > it's the hormones you know? I feel alright today though, no REALLY. > honestly I AM ALRIGHT. OK? NO THERES NOTHING WRONG I'M JUST A BIT TIRED. > look will you just FUCK OFF and leave me ALONE?

Nic, are you a bitch? a lover? a sister or a mother?

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: anyone got WWW access?

Am trying to find out what saturday nights lottery numbers were. If I've won then I shall take you all to Barbados with me!

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: anyone got WWW access?

Am trying to find out what saturday nights lottery numbers were. If I've won then I shall take you all to Barbados with me!

Sat Aug 16th
Main Balls 2, 9, 19, 20, 38, 49
Bonus ball 11

you're not looking for a child bride to share your winnings with are you? *simper*

info from
http://www.marketplace.co.uk/cgi-bin/marketplace/draw.pl?page=172

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: RE: anyone got WWW access?

>

Thanks for all the info kids! unfortunately I didnt win, but am going out and celebrating tonight anyway because The Council's bailiffs arent coming round to take away all my FAB GEAR after all, and I have secured a rather natty deal on some SIMM savers.

>
>Am trying to find out what saturday nights lottery numbers were. If I've >won then I shall take you all to Barbados with me! >
>Sat Aug 16th
>Main Balls 2, 9, 19, 20, 38, 49
> Bonus ball 11
>
>you're not looking for a child bride to share your winnings with are you? >*simper*

Righto then darling, I won a tenner the other week so I'll see you down the registry office. We can live a simple life devoid of the evil trappings of western society and have shaved heads and wear flip flops and hang around at airports frightening people.

Que ('Neil: isnt that what you do anyway?')

going to rob a nat west sos we can all go to barbados after all.

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Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: RE: anyone got WWW access?

>Bob looks like he's been embalmed. On my version it's his teeth that >twinkle not his eyes, but then again, so do Carole Smilie's. Must be that >Arm and Hammer Baking Soda...mmmmmmmm
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AHA! yes! that reminds me - I got some Really Good Advice this weekend. If you get bit by a mosquito, put a blob of toothpaste on it.

It really really works! And it is taking 87635876 hours to type this out so you have to believe me!

It stops itching almost straight away,

After 10 mins it dries out, and a few hours later it flakes off.

Leaving a tiny tiny tiny bump where there would have been a huge mozzie bump, which doesnt itch at all. a second application of toothpaste clears it up completely!

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Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: anyone got WWW access?

Neil wrote:
>=20
> Am trying to find out what saturday nights lottery numbers were. If = I've
> won then I shall take you all to Barbados with me!

http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/
>try here and when you do be sure to look out for that twinkle in Bob's >eye

Bob looks like he's been embalmed. On my version it's his teeth that = twinkle not his eyes, but then again, so do Carole Smilie's. Must be = that Arm and Hammer Baking Soda...mmmmmmmm

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: I'm back I'm back, as a matter of fact

     Wahey, v97 and then some! It ROCKED! Can anyone lend me a shitty
     stick, I wore mine out fighting of loads of BURDS! Surely it wasn't
     just my backstage pass they were after?

     And now it's official, Gary Horse isn't the moodiest luncher in the
     world ever, it's Nic Pillsbury instead... things were a bit shite last
     night with the rain and missing the train and that, so maybe that's a
     fair excuse for WHINGING LIKE A BITCH...

     No time to talk, loads to do, can't even come out to play this week...

     Hey, if you see Brian Molko make a comment about Rush, he REALLY LOVES
     being told he sings like Geddy Lee... man he's ugly...

     I saw so many stars this weekend that I thought someone had dropped a
     safe on my head.

     spicy veg roti, samosa, banana, crisps, crisps and a big can of
     "traditional" lemonade... it looks like a can of Carlsborg, smart...

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: toptastic

chelmsford was er.... hot.. & sunny and had loads of indie kids....

and was brill.... and hot...

and thats about it really - ham & cheese omellette & a can of lucozade orange sport stuff..

Date: Mon Aug 18 17:46:46 1997
From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: I'm sure it's over here....... no...over here... erm...... doh!

>and getting ANGRY walking around in the dark rain wasn't going to find >it
>any quicker! ;)
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>heehee
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>no sooner had I donned Pauly's laminate, there were, oooh, at least ten >girls studying for their eleven-plus IN MY PANTS!! >
>way hay!

I dont think the girls were after pauly for his laminate - i think they were after his great throbbing sexy body

he kipped on my sofa you know - all the girls are knocking on the door asking to come in and sniff the cushions.

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