well sort of

yesterday was GRATE - email was working things turned up in the right order then TODAY - oh no fuck with my brain why dont you...

sod all all day then approx 3.45pm - 60,000 fuckin e-mails completely in the WRONG FUCKIN ORDER.... sheesh..

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW..

a suggestion:

could you all practice telepathy and post a reply before the original e-mail - that way i might stand some chance of reading them in the order they are supposed to be in..

IT DOES ME FUCKIN EAD IN

think i'll have to get pissed again tonight..

hmmm...

did i read that right pauly?

cammie stayed at yours?

oo err....

"missing the train" indeed - that excuse is as old as er the hills or something... which is 50,000 million years older than the gurl in question..

i think i'll definitley get pissed tonight and i will be the king of not pulling....

which will make a change obviously....

>Let me know a tube station and a time and me and my merry band >of minstrels will be there. We reckon travel by road might be crappy >on saturday coz of the funeral procession.

well turnmills opens at 10pm and doesnt really start till about 11ish and the nearest tube is farringdon

its east london and since greenwich is also east london ish - you could drive.....

ade

Jo said...
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>Let me know a tube station and a time and me and my merry band of = minstrels will be there. We reckon travel by road might be crappy on = saturday coz of the funeral procession.=20

Somebody di-ed?
=20

Saturday I'm going to go to the Heavenly Jukebox at Turnmills in EC1, so = again,=20
any idea of cheap/good places to eat around there?? Any of the London gang that fancy meeting for a drink are more than = welcome.
=20
>Ooh, drinks on saturday, luffly... Pils you up for this? I just = spoke=20
>to Roly on the phone about going out on an all day bender = saturday,=20
>are you up for this? I'll send this to Gaz the splitter too... =20
Let me know a tube station and a time and me and my merry band of = minstrels will be there. We reckon travel by road might be crappy on = saturday coz of the funeral procession.=20 =20

>Nigel -I've brought some birthday cake for you, but it's a bit broken = up.

>Jo - I've brought some cheese for you, but it's a bit cut up

ssssshhhh, you never know when "The Man" might be listening. They = already know that you send more email than the other 48 departments in = this company altogether.=20

Right, how much do I owe you for the crack cocaine and the switchblade = then?

>Nigel -I've brought some birthday cake for you, but it's a bit broken = up.

>Jo - I've brought some cheese for you, but it's a bit cut up

>ssssshhhh, you never know when "The Man" might be listening. They = already know that you send more email than the other 48 departments in = this company altogether.=20

>Right, how much do I owe you for the crack cocaine and the switchblade = then?

Yeah, but I was playing the old "double bluff" game. You didn't really = think they'd fall for the old "I've brought some cheese for you" line, = do you? I suppose you think THEY'VE got software that can search e-mail = for words like PAEDOPHILIA, I AM A HEROIN SMUGGLER, FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT = CUNTY FUCK, I'M GLAD PRINCESS DIANA'S DEAD, JESUS WAS A RAPIST, THE = MANAGING DIRECTOR OF UUNET PIPEX SMELLS OF BADGERS DUNG (only joking!)

>Nigel -I've brought some birthday cake for you, but it's a bit broken up.

Jo - I've brought some speed for you, but it's a bit cut up

Morning morning morning.

I've just been to check on the technosphere, and while it's still not = fixed, I can at least access the page that says it's broken now. So = there's a start.

I had a cracking weekend, out to a bigbeat night on friday in hip hop = and happening Peterborough. Then Saturday was "The day of the Party" my = dad's 50th and my 21st birthdays (not for another week yet really) It = was a military operation that had been planned by my mother for weeks on = end, and nearly single handedly cleared out Sainsbury's party and = barbeque food section.

I drank lots and lots, swore at Nigel for not turning up and then went = into town and nearly got in a fight when one of my pissed friends took = the mickey out of a girl's laugh in a bar. She was not impressed and = started having a go at me for having glasses. (hmmm, four eyes? with = that quality of insult are you sure you're old enough to be drinking in = here?) Never mind - we know the landlord quite well and he asked them to = leave, even though we had started it. hehehe.

Spent Sunday sleeping and eating and not watching the T.V. or listening = to the radio.

Nigel -I've brought some birthday cake for you, but it's a bit broken = up.

     I thought there'd be more messages this morning, it's as dead as a
     dodi round here...

     Had a TOP night out in Reading on friday night, except that I got a
     bit too hammered prob'ly, and some FUCKING CUNTS drew on my face when
     I fell asleep and I didn't notice until midday the next day...

     What did it say on my forehead, it was too smudged to read by the next
     day.

     Hooverdam are great, they sound like the Who

     >Had a TOP night out in Reading on friday night, except that I got a
     bit too hammered prob'ly, and some FUCKING CUNTS drew on my face when
     I fell asleep and I didn't notice until midday the next day...

     >What did it say on my forehead, it was too smudged to read by the
     next day.

and you had a onion ring as a nose ring for about an hour - and a fag but & smartie in one ear - and you got a bit familiar with si's blow up girlfirend.....

sorry an all... but you shouldnt fall asleep in the middle of a room full of pissed ppl.... ;)

can everybody remove verver@kosso.com from your lists 'cos I'm getting two of everthing, and it's making me feel queeezzie!

ta... (it was due to some mailing list/mail filter action in da house)

Kosso

>can everybody remove verver@kosso.com from your lists >'cos I'm getting two of everthing, and it's making me feel queeezzie!

>ta... (it was due to some mailing list/mail filter action in da house)

>Kosso

is is that that all all you you could could think think to to say say this this morning morning?

pathetic pathetic.

okokokokokokokok

sheesh!

had a quiet weekend, apart from Friday night.

We went to Reading. We got pissed. We got rained on. Pauly's face became a canvas for Rolf (ade) Harris. Damn fine.

Nasal onion rings. Aural butts. Groinular Lilo-girls.

tsk tsk tsk ..... some people. hehehehe

ade... over to you....

Lunch was a nice bit of chicago style meat feast pizza with crunchie = crust. I talked Nigel into submission again.

This afternoon is going veeeerrrrrrry slowly. Maybe I ought to try some of that cheese now ? I got 164 in the excel purity test, it said I was living life to the = full without injuring myself, which is true apart from the piles I = suppose.

Right -I'm going to be out and about in London this weekend. I'm off to = Shepherd's Bush to watch the Fast Show being filmed on friday night, = does anyone know any good restaurants/pubs and bars that aren't = extortionately expensive? I'm going to be staying the night in = Greenwich, which I hear is totally the other side of London so somewhere = enroute between the two would be good.

Saturday I'm going to go to the Heavenly Jukebox at Turnmills in EC1, so = again, any idea of cheap/good places to eat around there?? Any of the London gang that fancy meeting for a drink are more than = welcome.

Right -I'm going to be out and about in London this weekend. I'm off to Shepherd's Bush to watch the Fast Show being filmed on friday night, does anyone know any good restaurants/pubs and bars that aren't extortionately expensive? I'm going to be staying the night in Greenwich, which I hear is totally the other side of London so somewhere enroute between the two would be good.

     Fuck knows, I'm sure Ade "Rolf" Harris will chip in though, that's his
     manor...

     Ooh, drinks on saturday, luffly... Pils you up for this? I just spoke
     to Roly on the phone about going out on an all day bender saturday,
     are you up for this? I'll send this to Gaz the splitter too...

     Pauly

>Right -I'm going to be out and about in London this weekend. >I'm off to Shepherd's Bush to watch the Fast Show being filmed >on friday night, does anyone know any good restaurants/pubs and bars that >aren't extortionately expensive? I'm going to be staying the night in Greenwich,
>which I hear is totally the other side of London so somewhere enroute >between the two would be good.

oo ooh - my necks of the woods.....

there is a firkin pub next to the empire - which is quite ok.. or there is the 'orrible upper class twatish Edwards pub..

there's a cple of little restaurants on the north side of shepherds bush green as well - one next to the 7-11 by the central line tube is supposed to be good - not that ive ever eaten there

>Saturday I'm going to go to the Heavenly Jukebox at Turnmills in EC1, so again, any idea of
>cheap/good places to eat around there?? Any of the London gang that fancy meeting for a drink
>are more than welcome.

ooh turnmills - havent been daarn there for ages.... - you'd be best to eat before you get there as its not the most lively place in the world for bars & restaurants....

hmmmm.... we up for a night at the social then kids?

ade

if anybody wants to get registration numbers for any shareware etc they should have a look at a post i put up on the kozboard at the w/end (heading "6400 serial numbers") www.kosso.com/kozboard/

ie, winzip, frame-it and er 6000 odd others - deady handy

theres also a post above ("oooh scary") which has a link to loads of serial numbers as well...

ade

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this is brilliant - unfortunately it only works if you have excel - so jo you can have a go at this -

its basically *very* similar to that other questionaire i sent round except it has a load more questions and its AUTOMATIC - and it comes up with this neato 3d graph at the end..

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