From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....
>     No, shit idea, I want lunchlist to come to me, I don't want to have to
>     go and get it...

I want my lunch to come to me for a change.

That's the trouble with squirrels. The little buggers keep running away as soon as the clock strikes 1.00. I think they can smell the BBQ sauce.


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....
     No, shit idea, I want lunchlist to come to me, I don't want to have to
     go and get it...

Subject: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

>So what's the decision - are we sticking with "manual" email, or are we going KossoVision?
i agree with pauly - its a shit idea...... whats the point of a lunch list message board when its already been agreed that we dont all have web access

but dont let me stop you

see if i care

i'll just sit here on me own sending lunch list e-mails to myself

or something

Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

LooNeil wrote:
>

> >     No, shit idea, I want lunchlist to come to me, I don't want to have to
> >     go and get it...

>
> I want my lunch to come to me for a change.

I want to have some change from my lunch, for a change. Our canteen is a right tinker - about 30 quid for a cup of tea.

So what's the decision - are we sticking with "manual" email, or are we going KossoVision?

We haven't heard much from Mr Horse recently. Gary - what are you doing? Stop that!


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....

>My only concern is - do we want to archive the lunch list? I mean....it's >not exactly intellectual debate is it? >I wouldn't want to be reminded of all the inane things I said a month ago -
>I'm much more mature now, and really sophisticated. I was just a young boy >when I first joined lunch list - now I'm a tiger. Goddamn - I love you all.
hmmm... i think its funny to have an archive but i'm not entirely convinced in an archive that can be accessed by anyone with www access..... i have certainly re-thought certain things i was going to say on this list...

Message-ID: <340554A4.DA2D7FAD@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 11:36:20 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> Organization: Gordian Knot Ltd
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To: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
CC: onlntmp1@uk.uu.net, Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk, N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk, nigelt@uunet.pipex.com, gary.hawes@brunel.ac.uk, pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk, sean.price@service.britgas.co.uk, lunch@kosso.com, mjh18@leicester.ac.uk
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers.... Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers.... References: <00256501.003E8A37.00@mailgw1.sonymusic.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit

Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com wrote:
>
> >My only concern is - do we want to archive the lunch list? I mean....it's > >not exactly intellectual debate is it? > >I wouldn't want to be reminded of all the inane things I said a month ago > -
> >I'm much more mature now, and really sophisticated. I was just a young boy > >when I first joined lunch list - now I'm a tiger. Goddamn - I love you > all.
> hmmm... i think its funny to have an archive but i'm not entirely convinced > in an archive that can be accessed by anyone with www access..... i have > certainly re-thought certain things i was going to say on this list...

god you lot certainly talk some bollocks. do you think anyone cares enough about what you say to go searching through web pages and archives to find out if you said something a bit risque ???

the only reason I did it was because I thought it might be handy for poeple who bugger off for a week/coupla days whatever so they can see what people have been going on about. Or for people who tend to automatically delete all their mail but then decide they wanted something.

I won't bother if no-one wants me to do it. Kosso - there's no reason why we couldn't have a bulletin board as well is there - it doesn't have to replace the list - could be in addition. Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com wrote:
> >So what's the decision - are we sticking with "manual" email, or are we > going KossoVision?
> i agree with pauly - its a shit idea...... whats the point of a lunch list > message board when its already been agreed that we dont all have web access >
> but dont let me stop you
>
> see if i care
>
> i'll just sit here on me own sending lunch list e-mails to myself >
> or something

GGGNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! DON'T GET STROPPY WITH ME YOUNG MAN!!!!!

I didn't realise that some people didn't have web access. I would rather we stuck with email anyways, I was only trying to get people to give some feedback to Kosso....

Is everyone else awake? Or is it just me and Ade today? I remember when lunchlist used to be vibrant, cool and cheeky......


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....
     Just to drag this on a bit more boringly, between the work Pils has
     done, and the work Kosso's done, the technology is there for any mails
     sent to lunch@kosso.com to automatically be added to the bulletin
     board, and for the bulletin board to do a lunch email archive too...

Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: A suggestion for the lunchers....

Is everyone else awake? Or is it just me and Ade today? I remember when lunchlist used to be vibrant, cool and cheeky......

I'm here I'm here and I'm reading it all, it's just for once, i've = actually been given quite a lot of work to do. Things all went a bit = pete tong round here yesterday and we've been told we've got to have the = business case ready for the board by 19th sept - goddamit frank, I want = it on my desk now. this instant. I haven't had lunch for the last two = days.

Web Boards -good for people with small mail accounts and the management = of the list would disssapear but then as mentioned above not everyone = has web access and i just love that little envelope thingy I get in the = corner of my screen when i get new =
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From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

>> but dont let me stop you
>>
>> see if i care
>>
>> i'll just sit here on me own sending lunch list e-mails to myself >>
> >or something
>GGGNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! DON'T GET STROPPY WITH ME YOUNG MAN!!!!! >I didn't realise that some people didn't have web access. I would rather we
>stuck with email anyways, I was only trying to get people to give some >feedback to Kosso....
it was a generic "you"

as in if the lunch list wants to migrate to the web then "you all" go ahead....

oooh i'm a *young* man now - coool....

i cant get over the fact that i'm getting e-mails so quickly today - usually they are delayed by 24 hours and they all turn up at once....


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: A suggestion for the lunchers....

how about switching to snail mail...?

for all the lunchers out there who don't even have computers...

do we all have access to franking machines????

Message-ID: <34054FC5.BE7F3653@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 11:15:33 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> Organization: Gordian Knot Ltd
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To: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers.... Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers.... References: <00256501.003C0E89.00@mailgw1.sonymusic.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit

ade,
have you taken gary g off yer list?
he's off for the moment
cheers
Nic


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

>
>
> GGGNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! DON'T GET STROPPY WITH ME YOUNG > MAN!!!!!
>
> I didn't realise that some people didn't have web access. I would > rather we
> stuck with email anyways, I was only trying to get people to give some >
> feedback to Kosso....

well fuck the lot of you then....

no lunch today FOR NOBODY... pah!

I won't bother next time......

grrrrrrr..... where's my NutriGrain bar.........?

grrr................ ftt...fttt...fttt...

ahhhhhhh.......... thassbedder............ Sssssssssssssssssssssss............


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....

Is everyone else awake? Or is it just me and Ade today? I remember when lunchlist used to be vibrant, cool and cheeky......

     You chirpy cheeky wanker with your flippant comments when we're trying
     to have a serious discussion about smacking bitches up...

Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Kosso wrote:
> well fuck the lot of you then....
>
> no lunch today FOR NOBODY... pah!
>
> I won't bother next time......

See what you've done now Ade?! Kosso was just trying to bring the lunch list into the millenium - as Kosso himself once said "the key aim is to improve communications and enhance the message - whatever the message".

Lunch today: the usual CRAP from the canteen.

P.S I'm listening to Duke Ellington today, and it is Cooooooooool. I feel like growing a goatee beard, but it would look stupid with a bald head....and it would be ginger. I really have been unlucky in the hair department.


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Ade wrote:
> it was a generic "you"
>
> as in if the lunch list wants to migrate to the web then "you all" go > ahead....
>
> oooh i'm a *young* man now - coool.... >
> i cant get over the fact that i'm getting e-mails so quickly today - > usually they are delayed by 24 hours and they all turn up at once....

Here's another one!! Email is great (that's the CORRECT spelling) - it means you do fuck all, all day. It definitely makes the day fly by - it's Thursday today. That's nearly Friday, which is practically Saturday. The weekend!! Hang on - Saturday is almost Sunday, which is as good as Monday. Oh fuck - the weekend has gone already.

P.S Of course I wasn't getting stroppy with you Ade - I just can't be arsed sticking smiley's in emails - it's so passe...


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Kosso wrote:
> do we all have access to wanking machines????

Is that really necessary?


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Subject: Re: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk wrote:

>      Just to drag this on a bit more boringly, between the work Pils has
>      done, and the work Kosso's done, the technology is there for any mails
>      sent to lunch@kosso.com to automatically be added to the bulletin
>      board, and for the bulletin board to do a lunch email archive too...

My only concern is - do we want to archive the lunch list? I mean....it's not exactly intellectual debate is it?

I wouldn't want to be reminded of all the inane things I said a month ago - I'm much more mature now, and really sophisticated. I was just a young boy when I first joined lunch list - now I'm a tiger. Goddamn - I love you all.


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Subject: Re: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk wrote:
> Is everyone else awake? Or is it just me and Ade today? > I remember when lunchlist used to be vibrant, cool and cheeky...... >

>      You chirpy cheeky wanker with your flippant comments when we're trying
>      to have a serious discussion about smacking bitches up...

Smackin bitches up? I thought you were talking about Sweeping Beaches Up. I live miles from the coast, so I wasn't that interested...


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....
     >Just to drag this on a bit more boringly, between the work Pils has
     done, and the work Kosso's done, the technology is there for any mails
     sent to lunch@kosso.com to automatically be added to the bulletin
     board, and for the bulletin board to do a lunch email archive too...

ok and i guess it would be easy to set it up so that posts to the message board automatically get sent as an e-mail to everyone...

but then why have a message board in the first place? cos er we have the e-mail system and thats not going to go....

theres technology and theres technology for technologys sake

anyway thats all boring and academic to me cos i wont be using a message board....

breakfast consisted of a lion bar and a can of lucozade orange sport

and i got 3 (THREE - COUNT EM) more yo la tengo albums from luverly new yorker joyce this morning....

aaaaahh.........

pauly you coming to kentish town tonight then? it might be worth your while ;)

Subject: Re: Re[2]: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Ade wrote:
> but then why have a message board in the first place? cos er we have the > e-mail system and thats not going to go.... >
> theres technology and theres technology for technologys sake

You're not wrong. In fact, you're dead right. Let's forget all this archiving bollocks - can't we just send emails and have a laugh?

> pauly you coming to kentish town tonight then? it might be worth your while > ;)

You little tinker.........

Is "coming to kentish town" a euphemism for "pull your pants down"?


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Message-ID: <34055561.3F1A04F@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 11:39:29 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> Organization: Gordian Knot Ltd
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Subject: LONDON lunchers
Subject: LONDON lunchers
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whats happening tonight then?
who's going to see MAGIC PANTS?
what time / where etc.

Nic


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: LONDON lunchers

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Nic Pillinger wrote:

> whats happening tonight then?
> who's going to see MAGIC PANTS?
> what time / where etc.
>
> Nic

The Magic House.

Kentish Town Road : Bull & Gate

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From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[4]: A suggestion for the lunchers....

pauly you coming to kentish town tonight then? it might be worth your while ;)
Ooh ade you saucy devil, yes, let's go to bed.


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

>god you lot certainly talk some bollocks. >do you think anyone cares enough about what you say to go searching >through web pages and archives to find out if you said something a bit risque ???

unfortunately yes....

vis ignition management last month insisting to sony that they sack me because i posted something on a message board about the gallagher brothers antics that had already been in the public domain..

i got a final written warning fer fucks sake - the subject and issue was so pathetic that its laughable - but some ppl out there are *expletive deleted*


From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

Everyone went on and on about all sorts of computer things that i don't know whtat they are cos computers are for squares (right kids?) then nic said:

> god you lot certainly talk some bollocks.> do you think anyone cares enough about what you say to go searching > through web pages and archives to find out if you said something a bit > risque ???
>
> the only reason I did it was because I thought it might be handy for > poeple who bugger off for a week/coupla days whatever so they can see > what people have been going on about. Or for people who tend to > automatically delete all their mail but then decide they wanted > something.

Yes, and it works tooo... in Colchester i thought "oh woe, i must have missed out on lots of high jinks and banter on the lunch list", and got all sad. Then thought "Yoinks! Nic has done that Archive wossit! I shall read it!" and found out i had missed out on people getting All Stroppy with each other, but it was still Quite Useful.

That lunchlist@coolcom was a good idea tho, it's a shame it didn't work. When are we getting the list t-shirts printed?

BUT JUST TO GET BACK ON TOPIC IF I MAY:

Has anyone tried those breakfast bar thingies that are on the telly? I must say that is a GENIUS bit of marketing, i know i will certainly be eating them for my breakfast next time i awake at 8.58 going "AAAAAARGGGHH!! WORK!!"

My recently revealed New Cool Diet Plan (eating THREE slices of toast instead of two in the morning, making sure i thus do not feel hungry until lunchtime, then eating 1.5 rounds of sandwichs instead of one, and so NOT buying a samosa, giant twix, cake, bun, light salad et al as well) is GRATE. I have more money for BEER and FAGS and will probably be really skinny and do a GARY BARLOW in time for the Garage gig. Cool.

AND i've got Philadelphia Light in my sarnies today. I am so health conscious i will live to be 3,003.


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

M.J. Hibbett wrote:

> Has anyone tried those breakfast bar thingies that are on the telly? I > must say
> that is a GENIUS bit of marketing, i know i will certainly be eating > them for my
> breakfast next time i awake at 8.58 going "AAAAAARGGGHH!! WORK!!"

yipyipyip...

i have all three flavours in front of me.........

hmmmmm... choices choices

Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Mark Hibs wrote:
> Everyone went on and on about all sorts of computer things that i don't know > whtat they are cos computers are for squares (right kids?) then nic said:

Mark, Mark, Mark. It is good to have you here this morning - I thought you'd been zonked by some delayed lightning or something.

> BUT JUST TO GET BACK ON TOPIC IF I MAY:

You may.

> Has anyone tried those breakfast bar thingies that are on the telly? I must s >ay
> that is a GENIUS bit of marketing, i know i will certainly be eating them for > my
> breakfast next time i awake at 8.58 going "AAAAAARGGGHH!! WORK!!"

What are these then? I haven't seen much of Satan's Box recently (ie TV), are they like those Pop Tart things?

<Mark's diet - not the V-plan, the other one>

> do a GARY BARLOW in time for the Garage gig. Cool.

Don't do a Gary Barlow - he went really shit after he left the boys.


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: A suggestion for the lunchers....

I said, intelligently:

> > Has anyone tried those breakfast bar thingies that are on the telly? I must s > >ay
> > that is a GENIUS bit of marketing, i know i will certainly be eating them for > > my
> > breakfast next time i awake at 8.58 going "AAAAAARGGGHH!! WORK!!" >
> What are these then? I haven't seen much of Satan's Box recently (ie TV), > are they like those Pop Tart things?

Yes, but smaller. And they are GOOD FOR YOU, it said so on the telly.

> <Mark's diet - not the V-plan, the other one> >
> > do a GARY BARLOW in time for the Garage gig. Cool. >
> Don't do a Gary Barlow - he went really shit after he left the boys.

That's a good point. I'd best go back to DIME BARS then.


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: oh joy

this morning i came into 52 e-mails from you lot..

i thought you'd been quiet for a couple of days.....

*wanders off mumbling*

ade


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: ozzy the star

did anyone see the ozzy programme on channel 5 last night

it was basicaly an hour interviewing him & his wife and kid, doing the tour of his 2 houses - a sort of through the keyhole but with added spice as ozzy cant say more than 2 words in a row with saying shit, cunt or fuck etc

his wife (sharon) is a star in her own right - a classic story she told:

she used to manage lyndsey de paul - one night she came back and was pissed and lyndsey told her off.... so she pissed in miss de pauls suitcase .....

she did the elo tour and "it was like going on tour with a bunch of oap's - i was the one who after gig smashed the hotel rooms up"

you had to watch the whole programme - there were too many stories...

ozzy: "when my wife has a party i'm the only one not invited, she's scared i'll run round naked or turn up with a dead cat on my shoulder"

ozzy: i hated having to feed those chickens, so i took the shotgun and blasted them all and blew up the chicken shed but one fucker was loose, so i grabbed the sabre and started chasing it round the garden in me underpants, the next door neighbour saw me and politely enquired - hi john, youre back then, are you unwinding?

ozzy: "the reason i locked myself in the room and refused to come out was cos i'm "ozzy osbourne", i'm not having some fuckin chef coming round my house and cooking me dinner - i look a right cunt"

kid to dad

"please dont swear when billy comes round"

"well what the fuck am i gonna say then?"

"see youve started already"

top programme...


From: "Larkin, Mj" <mj.larkin@ntu.ac.uk> Subject: RE: Bloody Hell!!

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>


From: Paul Newton[SMTP:pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK] >
From: Paul Newton[SMTP:pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK] >Sent: 27 August 1997 14:17
>To: Nigel Turner
>Cc: Larkin, Mj; Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk; 'Neil'; Nic Pillinger; 'Paul Newton'; >'Jo McGowan'; M.J. Hibbett; Gary.Hawes@brunel.ac.uk; lunch@kosso.com; >Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com; pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK >Subject: Bloody Hell!!
>Subject: Bloody Hell!!
>
>
>We've just had the loudest bolt of lightning I've ever heard!!!!!!! >Our tower block was hit, followed by a big, banging, boomin boom. I thought >I was a gonna!!!!

Oh yeah, I heard that - but I thought that was US that got hit! >
>
>

Message-ID: <34054F9A.57745CF@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 11:14:50 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> Organization: Gordian Knot Ltd
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To: "Larkin, Mj" <mj.larkin@ntu.ac.uk>
CC: 'Nigel Turner' <nigelt@uk.uu.net>,
'Paul Newton' <pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK>, "'Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk'" <Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk>, 'Neil' <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>, 'Jo McGowan' <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>, "'M.J. Hibbett'" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk>, "'Gary.Hawes@brunel.ac.uk'" <Gary.Hawes@brunel.ac.uk>, "'lunch@kosso.com'" <lunch@kosso.com>, "'Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com'" <Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com> Subject: Re: Bloody Hell!!
Subject: Re: Bloody Hell!!
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Larkin, Mj wrote:
>
> >----------
> >


From: Paul Newton[SMTP:pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK] > >
From: Paul Newton[SMTP:pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK] >
> >We've just had the loudest bolt of lightning I've ever heard!!!!!!! > >Our tower block was hit, followed by a big, banging, boomin boom. I thought > >I was a gonna!!!!
>
> Oh yeah, I heard that - but I thought that was US that got hit! > >
> >
> >

wierd thing is that bolts of lightning don't make a lot of noise. BUT the loudest clap of thunder which you heard, woke me up this morning at 4.00am. So I told it to FUCK OFF and went back to sleep.

also Neil, that rain you promised about a month ago finally turned up last night at about 3am. But it was the wrong size so I sent it back. Subject: Re: Bloody Hell!!


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Nic P'chard wrote:
> wierd thing is that bolts of lightning don't make a lot of noise.

I just KNEW that someone was going to say that. Honestly, I really do despair with you lot....

<dot, dot, dot included for dramatic effect>


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: Bloody Hell!!
     That rain woke me up too, so I got up and closed my window because I
     thought all my stuff would get wet. But weirdly enough when I was
     getting back into bed I was thinking "ha, excellent, those perl
     scripts all work properly now", how odd...

     I did have some Pasta'n'Sauce just before I went to bed though, and in
     a weird Dog Pavlova type incident I didn't put any HERBS in, but still
     I felt very strange indeed.

Subject: Re: Bloody Hell!!
> >


From: Paul Newton[SMTP:pkn@Cs.Nott.AC.UK]
From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Bloody Hell!!
     >That rain woke me up too, so I got up and closed my window because I
     thought all my stuff would get wet. But weirdly enough when I was
     getting back into bed I was thinking "ha, excellent, those perl
     scripts all work properly now", how odd...

weird cos i dont normally get woken up by thunder etc but i did..... for some reason i decided to get up and went and took the modem line out of the phone socket in case lightning blew up the pc..... ?? huh?? and then stood at the window for a few minutes watching the lighning then went back to bed....

i do love thunder & lightning though - its dead cooel..

odd...


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Feedback 4 Kosso (EXCLUSIVE), Talc update scoop!, Tree news, Black , pepper APPLICATION special report, memory scam news, happy little , badger news

>
>I didn't realise that some people didn't have web access. I would rather we >stuck with email anyways, I was only trying to get people to give some >feedback to Kosso....

OK then (plugs in amp)

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

How about a jesus and mary chain revival?

>
>
>Is everyone else awake? Or is it just me and Ade today? >I remember when lunchlist used to be vibrant, cool and cheeky...... >

Like my bum. Those piles havent been a problem so much lately. Pile cream is evil. It waterproofs your pants which makes your bum sweat more. Which brings back the piles! Ha! It is an evil cunning scam!

TALC

Talcum powder is the answer. What's 12.3 x pi?

TREES

Woke up this morning to the sound of chainsaws. some LOOOONEYYS were chopping down next doors tree. They did the one in my front yard not too long ago. What've ppl got against trees??????

LUNCH: egg and tomato sarnies. And what do we put in our egg and tomato sandwiches boys and girls?

BLACK PEPPER.

GOOD NEWS

Other good news: I traded in a duff simm which i blew up myself atthe computer shop and they believed me when I said it never worked!!

BADGER NEWS.

The badger is nearly full! Durham ox regulars will appreciate this expecially. The little badger that sits at the end of the back of the bar by the soda siphon and the rizlas is doing really well. He was looking a bit bored so I asked Dave if he was neglected. Dave put me right with THE FACTS. Now work out what I'm talking about.

>------

>Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
>Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

>------
>


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: ok this is your chance to be rich and famous

your mission, should you wish to accept is:

i need to get a "small" image of a birthday cake and also a crown image..

they have to be around 150x150 maximum and not 600k jpgs ;)

further details of why etc will be supplied later...

this e-mail will self destruct in 5 seconds


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re: LONDON lunchers
     Oooh, me miss, and ade and kosso too I assume... I reckon I'll meet
     you there at about 8.30 if that's good for everyone...

     And I've got 40 quid more than I thought I did in the bank, SMART!

Subject: LONDON lunchers


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: LONDON lunchers

Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk wrote:

> Oooh, me miss, and ade and kosso too I assume... I reckon I'll > meet
> you there at about 8.30 if that's good for everyone...

I should be there soon after work to set up some groovy projections from my laptop...

jode's mate mel will be there, as she's doing their press now, i think.

Subject: Re: LONDON lunchers


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> wrote: > whats happening tonight then?
> who's going to see MAGIC PANTS?
> what time / where etc.

Who are MAGIC PANTS then, you cliquey beggars...!


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Sean Price <sean.price@service.britgas.co.uk> Subject: Re: LONDON lunchers

must be the much rumoured ADAM AND THE ANTS reunion i reckon. Cockneys all talk in rhyme or something.

I see the lunch list has sprung back into life on my Email with a vengeance, like some sort of mechanical zombie. Ade's such a friendly buggar that he can't help using lists at least a week old. Still, I don't mind, it's GRATE to have you all back in my life.

bacon, fried egg, tomatoes, hash browns, toast, butter, marmite, lucozade Orange barley. When they make the fry-up flavoured breakfast bar that's when I'll start eating them.

At 12:35 28/08/97 +0100, Paul Newton wrote: >
>Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> wrote: >> whats happening tonight then?
>> who's going to see MAGIC PANTS?
>> what time / where etc.
>
>Who are MAGIC PANTS then, you cliquey beggars...! >
>------

>Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
>Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

>------
>
>


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Lunch List Anthem

Just to let you all know f.p.v who can that be, is thinking of doing a lunch list song. I could stick it on me web page as a .wav file. anyone got any ideas for a verse or two?

I think it'll have a cheesey portamento synth on it, laid back slow breakbeat and a quiet police siren in it. And a really horrible high pitched bell like ringing hi hat that makes you go into spasms and thrash about like The Terminal Man. Then it'll get on the soul show on R1.

In true swingbeat stylee, it needs some fucking awful lyrics for the chorus: It must contain the words 'guarantee', and 'special love'. Euuurgh. Nasty plastic commercialism. I'll swap love for lunch. It's far easier to come by in the modern capitalist society. how about:

Lunch List swing iiIiit,
youre my special ladyyeeeeEeEeeeeee!
Lunch List Baby Baby Woo Woo!
I'll give you special luUuuUuUuuunch that you neeeed! Satisfaction guaranteEeeEeeeeeEeeeed!
Baby baby I give you special luUuuUuuUuunch!! I give you all the lunch yoOoooou neeeeeeeed!! WoOoOoOooOoOOooooooOOOOooOAh,
EwWwwWwwwOooOooOoOooOOoOoO;
OooOooWwooOooOOoWoOOoOooooOo.

Good huh?


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: Lunch List Anthem

Neil wrote:

> Just to let you all know f.p.v who can that be, is thinking of doing a >
> lunch list song. I could stick it on me web page as a .wav file. > anyone
> got any ideas for a verse or two?

Have you heard the news?
There's a world of nutters
On a cyber cruise.....

Tip-a-tap-a-typie
babiieeeeeeeeesssssss!
Click-a-click-a-mail
Kerrrraayyyyzeessss!

erm....

lunch list
rhymes with pissed.

Oh, the list that is called
LUNCH!
Da kidz wit' da wordz
what a strange bunch

oooohhhhhh.....
all you special luvvverrz
Hum me a song
and I'll play it to your
Motherrrrrrrzzzzzzzz!

Lost in in the land
of the Technospheres
the creatuuuuuurrrrrrez
SLEEP! EAT! PLAY! BONK! and .......die....

cheers

and NOING! (is sound we hear when we sleep)

probably


for lunch.......

Salad Bowl
Bacon Bits
Red Pesto Salad with those pine seed things that get stuck in your teeth


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Lunch List Anthem

Excellent!! I'll add a last bit if I may

now all we need is a catchy middle eight. Any ideas? Ludzo, you're good at middle eights - got anything?

On Thu, 28 Aug 1997, Kosso wrote:

>Neil wrote:
>
>> Just to let you all know f.p.v who can that be, is thinking of doing a >>
>> lunch list song. I could stick it on me web page as a .wav file. >> anyone
>> got any ideas for a verse or two?
>
>Have you heard the news?
>There's a world of nutters
>On a cyber cruise.....
>
>Tip-a-tap-a-typie
>babiieeeeeeeeesssssss!
>Click-a-click-a-mail
>Kerrrraayyyyzeessss!
>
>erm....
>
>lunch list
>rhymes with pissed.
>
>Oh, the list that is called
>LUNCH!
>Da kidz wit' da wordz
>what a strange bunch
>
>oooohhhhhh.....
>all you special luvvverrz
>Hum me a song
>and I'll play it to your
>Motherrrrrrrzzzzzzzz!
>
>Lost in in the land
>of the Technospheres
>the creatuuuuuurrrrrrez
>SLEEP! EAT! PLAY! BONK! and .......die.... >
>cheers
>
>and NOING! (is sound we hear when we sleep) >
>

when we go to bed, in the dark
we lie and think of lunch
unless our leg
was lunch to a shark

THaT ShaRk Bit My Leg CleAn Off!

>probably
>
>==========
>
>for lunch.......
>
>Salad Bowl
>Bacon Bits
>Red Pesto Salad with those pine seed things that get stuck in your teeth >
>

ahh yes. Pinecones are best eaten when closed.


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Y E S!!!

I've finished it! YES! and it works! hooray!!! It is a MEAN machine.

Now for the fancy bits. Instead of LEDs for the disk drive lights i'm building a circuit so i can have BULBS! cool huh?

I need to make it look SCARY. I am thinking of building a keyboard out of an old typewriter, and theres an old 50's bakelite TV set for a fiver in the shop round the corner that i might build the monitor into. It's made of that mottled brown bakelite and has 2 brass knobs, ON and volume.

and theres a reel to reel tape drive downstairs i might ask if i can haev as its bound skipwards, then I'll have a computer with BIG WHIRLING TAPES like the one on WONDER WOMAN!!!


From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: List Revision Episode-uh/WARRINGTON

Hi Kids - ur, i think this version of the list what i have done should now include Dave and also Sean all the time, who was crying and a-weeping cos he'd dropped off again, so use this (if it works) or ELSE.

Ha! I'm BLOODY GRATE i am, i've just booked a gig in Warrington for the John Sims and ME world tour. Cool. As part of this i had a BIZARRE conversation with a Northern Type. He told me he was booking BRUCE DICKINSON (i was impressed), then i described John Sims, and said "and me"...

Him: So what's your band called?
Me: Er... well, Mark Hibbett really
Him: So the band's named after you?
Me: Well, not really, it's just me.
Him: So who's in the band?
Me: Just me.
Him: Oh right, so you're getting session players in? Me: No, it's just me.

(stunned pause)

Him: Eh? So do you get a backing band then? Me: No, it's just me playing. On the tape i play lots of stuff, but live it's just me.

(another stunned silence)

Him: Oh. So what do you play then?
Me: Guitar.
Him: And backing tape?
Me: No, it's just me and a guitar.
Him: ???? And you just sing along with the guitar? Me: Yeah, you know, like Billy Bragg.
Him: Oh! With an acoustic?
Me: Yeah, but i use an electric.

(utter gobsmackedness)

Him: Fucking hell! Really? I've never heard of that before!

(stunned silence from me)

Me: .... really?
Him: Yeah, wow! I've got to see this!

What the fuck do they usually DO in Warrington then??? Does this mean i get to BREAK DOWN THE BARRIERS with my EXPERIMENTAL solo artiste electric ecleticism????

Does anybody know anyone in THE NORTH?


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: List Revision Episode-uh/WARRINGTON

>
>Does anybody know anyone in THE NORTH? >
>
>

I used to know a bloke who lived in the North, but he got stolen.


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Is my email knacked?

or has it just gone quiet?

Subject: Re: Is my email knacked?


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> or has it just gone quiet?

I think your email must be knacked. We're having a great laugh this afternoon - Pauly just told a cracking joke about a French Farmer.


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: Is my email knacked?

>or has it just gone quiet?

i guess after this mornings burst of e-mail frenzy everyone was waiting for someone else to say something...

i had bangers & mash & baked beans for lunch and now i have fuckin wind.... not the flatulence variety....

hhmmmmm.... i wonder if i can get one of the gorge gurls here to hug me and rub my back to make me burp....?


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: Is my email knacked?

Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Shit.Stirrer.4.theman stirred:

> god i love it ;)
>
> "Janina has a boyfriend who, and i quote: "I think im falling in love > with
> him" Kosso will just have to try and find a cyberbird or somethnig > ha ha!
> i'll tell her tho."
>
> sorry - i couldnt resist it....

cunt on a cocktail umbrella!! !!

hmmm.... this yfs bollocks has GOT to STOP!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

I must stop humming... or perhaps just try to remember the words

K


From: Kosso <kosso@kosso.com>
Subject: Re: Is my email knacked?

Neil wrote:

> or has it just gone quiet?

shhhhhh.. we're sleeping.

noing

Subject: Re: Is my email knacked?


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Ade farted:
> i guess after this mornings burst of e-mail frenzy everyone was waiting for > someone else to say something...
>
> i had bangers & mash & baked beans for lunch and now i have fuckin wind.... > not the flatulence variety....
>
> hhmmmmm.... i wonder if i can get one of the gorge gurls here to hug me and > rub my back to make me burp....?

That reminds me of a story someone told me last night. My mate went for a massage (of the normal variety, not some dodgy encounter), and he was expecting a real - you know - stunner. So anyway, in walks this old Chinese woman - a real boiler. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course

He was expecting a nice relaxing massage with a sexy temptress. Instead, this old boot has the cheek to ask if she can turn the TV over - she wanted to watch a programme while she was massaging him. Anyway, she starts massaging him, and it was all completely quiet. She finally starts to massage his arse, which dislodges a carefully balanced fart, so he lets out this enormous trump. I had to laugh...


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: Re: Is my email knacked?

>I think your email must be knacked. We're having a great laugh this afternoon - Pauly just told a cracking joke about a French Farmer.

as well as that story about him and that 14 year old gurl and a cocker spaniel...

anyone think they will press charges or not?


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: Is my email knacked?

>I think your email must be knacked. We're having a great laugh this afternoon - Pauly just told a cracking joke about a French Farmer.

as well as that story about him and that 14 year old gurl and a cocker spaniel...

anyone think they will press charges or not?

HEY STEADY ON, I never told any french farmer jokes at all...

I'm too busy for frivolity today...


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Is my email knacked?

>Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Shit.Stirrer.4.theman stirred:

> god i love it ;)
>
> "Janina has a boyfriend who, and i quote: "I think im falling in love > with
> him" Kosso will just have to try and find a cyberbird or somethnig > ha ha!
> i'll tell her tho."
>
> sorry - i couldnt resist it....

.>cunt on a cocktail umbrella!! !!

.>hmmm.... this yfs bollocks has GOT to STOP!

>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

>I must stop humming... or perhaps just try to remember the words

>=A9K

eh. what? parden?


From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Urgh!

Yuk! I was just merrily picking my nose and a huge lump came out covered in dried blood! How did that happen? The last time i saw anything like that was after the famous evening when we played at smoking two cigarettes at a time up the nostrils ... it seemed like a BRILLIANT idea at first, until all my clothes got covered in BLOOD and i had black and red bogies for a week...


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Urgh!

Sorry Mark - didn't mean to target you individually with that attack = last time. ;-)

>he said, intelligently:

> > Has anyone tried those breakfast bar thingies that are on the telly? = I must s
> >ay
> > that is a GENIUS bit of marketing, i know i will certainly be eating = them for
> > my
> > breakfast next time i awake at 8.58 going "AAAAAARGGGHH!! WORK!!" >=20
> What are these then? I haven't seen much of Satan's Box recently (ie = TV),
> are they like those Pop Tart things?

>Yes, but smaller. And they are GOOD FOR YOU, it said so on the telly.

They may be good for you - we are talking nurtigrain bars aren't we? but they taste surprisingly like soggy chip-board with a cold mcdonalds hot pie filling inside. they are sooooo dry it is like having someone = stuff your mouth with a pile of wood chippings from underneath a = children's climbing frame -which happen to have a small amount of = rasperry jam sercreted underneath them. I've tried the apple flavour and = the blueberry flavour and the apple one was sooooooo tasteless and dry, = I nearly choked to death and crashed the car. Bah. I shall stick to bits = of toast and marmite which are just as easy to eat on the move. piff. = You want healthy, have low fat marmite eg, don't use so much.


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Urgh!

>
>Does anybody know anyone in THE NORTH? >
>
>

>I used to know a bloke who lived in the North, but he got stolen.

Like many of the rich and famous I have two homes; one in the sunny = South of England for those summer months and my winter retreat, tucked = up in the quiet hills of Leeds where I can while away the long dark = nights freezing my arse off in a crappy student hovel.

It's debateable whether or not Leeds is in the North. I suppose it all = depends on where you're standing.


From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Urgh!

> Like many of the rich and famous I have two homes; one in the sunny = > South of England for those summer months and my winter retreat, tucked = > up in the quiet hills of Leeds where I can while away the long dark = > nights freezing my arse off in a crappy student hovel. >
> It's debateable whether or not Leeds is in the North. I suppose it all = > depends on where you're standing.

If Leeds was any more Northern it would be Scottish.

Sean is going for a CAMBRIDGE gig, HAHAHAH! MORE GIGS! FEEED ME!!!!

Subject: Re: Urgh!


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Jo said:
[Mark's Break-o-bars]
> They may be good for you - we are talking nurtigrain bars aren't we? > but they taste surprisingly like soggy chip-board with a cold mcdonalds > hot pie filling inside. they are sooooo dry it is like having someone = > stuff your mouth with a pile of wood chippings from underneath a = > children's climbing frame -which happen to have a small amount of = > rasperry jam sercreted underneath them. I've tried the apple flavour and = > the blueberry flavour and the apple one was sooooooo tasteless and dry, = > I nearly choked to death and crashed the car. Bah. I shall stick to bits = > of toast and marmite which are just as easy to eat on the move. piff. = > You want healthy, have low fat marmite eg, don't use so much.

Which might explain those worrying red bogey's, Mark? I could be a coincidence, but I doubt it....

<fade out to tune of X-Files>


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham



From: Nigel Turner <nigelt@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Urgh!

>It's debateable whether or not Leeds is in the North. I suppose it all = depends on where you're standing.

Oh let's not start THAT debate again. I believe we established that THE = NORTH doesn't actually exist. You can never get there, because if it = did exist, anywhere other than the north pole, it would be possible to = travel beyond The North, and this would clearly be rediculous.

I've been receiving dozens of crap, pointless postings from the Belle & = Sebastian mailing list today (nothing unusual there, you might think), = but they would all seem to be sent in a desparate attempt to win a prize = cassette of new B&S songs for the person who posts the most messages to = the list (regardless of content, it would seem). I complained in the = strongest possible terms about this, and got a flood of messages back = from people saying "What's wrong with discussing buses on the list - = buses are great (sic)". So I posted back saying that I knew of a grate = mailing list whre people are free to discuss buses, trains, badgers, = fish, sheds, squirrels, to their hearts content, and to mail me if they = wanted to subscribe. So far, no-one's got back to me.


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Urgh!

I sent that last message twice, under different titles so people would = think I had more interesting and witty stuff to say.

and because I didn't think it had gone through last time.


Jo McGowan - Marketing Assistant

UUNET Consulting
332 Science Park =20
Cambridge
CB4 4BZ

T:01223 250949 - F:01223 250132 - E:onlntmp1@uk.uu.net




From: M.J. Hibbett[SMTP:mjh18@leicester.ac.uk]
From: M.J. Hibbett[SMTP:mjh18@leicester.ac.uk] Sent: 28 August 1997 17:05
To: Jo McGowan
Cc: Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Com; mjh18@leicester.ac.uk; = onlntmp1@uk.uu.net; Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk; nic.p@gordian.co.uk; = N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk; nigelt@uk.uu.net; gary.hawes@brunel.ac.uk; = pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk; sean.price@service.britgas.co.uk; lunch@kosso.com Subject: Re: Urgh!
Subject: Re: Urgh!

> Like many of the rich and famous I have two homes; one in the sunny = =3D
> South of England for those summer months and my winter retreat, tucked = =3D
> up in the quiet hills of Leeds where I can while away the long dark = =3D
> nights freezing my arse off in a crappy student hovel. >=20
> It's debateable whether or not Leeds is in the North. I suppose it all = =3D
> depends on where you're standing.

If Leeds was any more Northern it would be Scottish.

Sean is going for a CAMBRIDGE gig, HAHAHAH! MORE GIGS! FEEED ME!!!!

Subject: Re: Urgh!


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

"M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> wrote: > > I've been receiving dozens of crap, pointless postings from the Belle & = > > Sebastian mailing list today (nothing unusual there, you might think), = > > but they would all seem to be sent in a desparate attempt to win a prize = > > cassette of new B&S songs for the person who posts the most messages to = > > the list (regardless of content, it would seem). >
> Surely this is fliddiness in the highest? Ah, i remember the early days on > uk-indie when we first had The Posting Stats, and all sorts of people sent in > emails saying "yes!" and "i agree!" just so they'd get in the Top Ten. BUT TH >EY
> NEVER WON!
>
> Pauly did.

I agree.

Message-ID: <34059985.77BE41C1@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 16:30:13 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> Organization: Gordian Knot Ltd
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Subject: Re: Urgh!
Subject: Re: Urgh!
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Paul Newton wrote:
>
> "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> wrote: > > > I've been receiving dozens of crap, pointless postings from the Belle & = > > > Sebastian mailing list today (nothing unusual there, you might think), = > > > but they would all seem to be sent in a desparate attempt to win a prize = > > > cassette of new B&S songs for the person who posts the most messages to = > > > the list (regardless of content, it would seem). > >
> > Surely this is fliddiness in the highest? Ah, i remember the early days on > > uk-indie when we first had The Posting Stats, and all sorts of people sent in > > emails saying "yes!" and "i agree!" just so they'd get in the Top Ten. BUT TH > >EY
> > NEVER WON!
> >
> > Pauly did.
>
> I agree.

me too


From: "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Urgh!

> I've been receiving dozens of crap, pointless postings from the Belle & = > Sebastian mailing list today (nothing unusual there, you might think), = > but they would all seem to be sent in a desparate attempt to win a prize = > cassette of new B&S songs for the person who posts the most messages to = > the list (regardless of content, it would seem).

Surely this is fliddiness in the highest? Ah, i remember the early days on uk-indie when we first had The Posting Stats, and all sorts of people sent in emails saying "yes!" and "i agree!" just so they'd get in the Top Ten. BUT THEY NEVER WON!

Pauly did.

> I complained in the
> strongest possible terms about this, and got a flood of messages back = > from people saying "What's wrong with discussing buses on the list - = > buses are great (sic)". So I posted back saying that I knew of a grate = > mailing list whre people are free to discuss buses, trains, badgers, = > fish, sheds, squirrels, to their hearts content, and to mail me if they = > wanted to subscribe. So far, no-one's got back to me.

GOOD! We don't want any bloody TWEE people on here! They'd be wittering on about daisies, drawing ickle wickle teddy bears over the iMPORTANT DISCUSSION of bowel movements, wearing hairclips, falling over in strong winds and generally being not as HARD and as TOUGH as we all are. I wrote a new song last night, it's called "She wouldn't go out with me when i was at school (because i KNIFED THE BITCH YEAH YEAH YEAH"). The Prodigy rang up to complain, that's how NOT TWEE i am...


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Urgh!

Nigel whispered in his best husky voice:

>So I posted back saying that I knew of >a grate mailing list whre = people >are free to discuss buses, trains, badgers, >fish, sheds, = squirrels, to their >hearts content,=20

What about voles? can we discuss them? They don't get a lot of press = generally.


From: Nigel Turner <nigelt@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Urgh!

> > >
> > > Surely this is fliddiness in the highest? Ah, i remember the early days o >n
> > > uk-indie when we first had The Posting Stats, and all sorts of people sen >t in
> > > emails saying "yes!" and "i agree!" just so they'd get in the Top Ten. BU >T TH
> > >EY
> > > NEVER WON!
> > >
> > > Pauly did.
> >
> > I agree.
>
>
> me too

>Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again.

Yeah, I think we can allow voles.

Subject: Re: Urgh!


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> wrote: > Paul Newton wrote:
> >
> > "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> wrote: > > > > I've been receiving dozens of crap, pointless postings from the Belle & > =
> > > > Sebastian mailing list today (nothing unusual there, you might think), >=
> > > > but they would all seem to be sent in a desparate attempt to win a priz >e =
> > > > cassette of new B&S songs for the person who posts the most messages to > =
> > > > the list (regardless of content, it would seem). > > >
> > > Surely this is fliddiness in the highest? Ah, i remember the early days o >n
> > > uk-indie when we first had The Posting Stats, and all sorts of people sen >t in
> > > emails saying "yes!" and "i agree!" just so they'd get in the Top Ten. BU >T TH
> > >EY
> > > NEVER WON!
> > >
> > > Pauly did.
> >
> > I agree.
>
>
> me too

Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again.

<that was another of pauly's cunning tricks>


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Message-ID: <34059ADF.4A7015FF@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 16:35:59 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> Organization: Gordian Knot Ltd
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Subject: Re: Urgh!
Subject: Re: Urgh!
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Paul Newton wrote:
>
> Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk> wrote: > > Paul Newton wrote:
> > >
> > > "M.J. Hibbett" <mjh18@leicester.ac.uk> wrote: > > > > > I've been receiving dozens of crap, pointless postings from the Belle & > > =
> > > > > Sebastian mailing list today (nothing unusual there, you might think), > >=
> > > > > but they would all seem to be sent in a desparate attempt to win a priz > >e =
> > > > > cassette of new B&S songs for the person who posts the most messages to > > =
> > > > > the list (regardless of content, it would seem). > > > >
> > > > Surely this is fliddiness in the highest? Ah, i remember the early days o > >n
> > > > uk-indie when we first had The Posting Stats, and all sorts of people sen > >t in
> > > > emails saying "yes!" and "i agree!" just so they'd get in the Top Ten. BU > >T TH
> > > >EY
> > > > NEVER WON!
> > > >
> > > > Pauly did.
> > >
> > > I agree.
> >
> >
> > me too
>
> Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again. >
> <that was another of pauly's cunning tricks> >
> ------

> Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
> Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

> ------

look I'm getting really fed up with these pointless emails about how much other people are emailing to this list.


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: Urgh!

> > I agree.
>
>
> me too

Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again.

<that was another of pauly's cunning tricks>

You are a shower of cunts.


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: Urgh!

> Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again. >
look I'm getting really fed up with these pointless emails about how much other people are emailing to this list.

     Hey I'm from SWEDEN and I want to know all the tour dates for
     GENEVA they are the best rock band in the world yes?

     Why do people not post about The Cure and the Sisters of Mercy any
     more?


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: Urgh!

> > > Pauly did.
> >
> > I agree.
>
>
> me too

>Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again.

You are a shower of cunts.

Sorry for posting this again, I'm not sure if it worked last time.

(another top cunts trick as demonstrated by Jo earlier today)


From: Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net>
Subject: RE: Re[2]: Urgh!

> (another top cunts trick as demonstrated by Jo earlier today)

Yes, and here's another I can do with a bottle top.

Subject: Re: Re[2]: Urgh!


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk wrote:
> You are a shower of cunts.
>
> Sorry for posting this again, I'm not sure if it worked last time. >
> (another top cunts trick as demonstrated by Jo earlier today)

It's okay - your first post arrived safely.

<As far as I know, that's a new trick, albeit a variation on an old favourite>


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Urgh!

>>
>> me too
>
>Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again. >
><that was another of pauly's cunning tricks> >
>
> You are a shower of cunts.
>

What a bizarre idea! Lots of pickled genitalia landing on you from a massive shower head when you go to take a rinse. Cool.

One man and his mutilated flid went to the dentists. And they gassed him. Fucking cuntoid dentoropoid spazmoid.

I am having an annoying day.

Bloody mutilated babboon's infected minge pus weevils.

Fucking cocksucking computers. Fucking thing just told me I had faulty ram AGAIN. If it gives me any more gip am going to pour a cup of tea in it and get a new one on insurance. Thats 2 trips now i've made to the bloody place to get replacement ram.

So! Time to take ACTION! only a FISH SUPPER can save us now! AND I have a filleted mackerel at home in the fridge! Wahey! am off home to sample it's delights.

Subject: Re: Re[2]: Urgh!


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net> wrote:
>
>
> > (another top cunts trick as demonstrated by Jo earlier today) >
> Yes, and here's another I can do with a bottle top.

Bloody helllll!!! I'm coming down to Leicester next time you have a pub crawl!!!!!

Make sure you stick Jo's email in the archive for all to see.


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


Message-ID: <3405A741.422A660D@gordian.co.uk> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 17:28:49 +0100


From: Nic Pillinger <nic.p@gordian.co.uk>
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Subject: Re: Urgh!
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Paul Newton wrote:
>
> Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net> wrote: > >
> >
> > > (another top cunts trick as demonstrated by Jo earlier today) > >
> > Yes, and here's another I can do with a bottle top. >
> Bloody helllll!!! I'm coming down to Leicester next time you have a pub > crawl!!!!!
>
> Make sure you stick Jo's email in the archive for all to see.

no chance
thats going on the front page, along with the pictures to prove it (thanks Jo).
It's there of course along with the picture of PAULY'S FUCKING MOTHER! doing the same trick.


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Urgh!

On Thu, 28 Aug 1997 Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk wrote:

>> Oh come on - let's not start all these "me too" postings again. >>
>look I'm getting really fed up with these pointless emails about how >much other people are emailing to this list. >

>     Hey I'm from SWEDEN and I want to know all the tour dates for
>     GENEVA they are the best rock band in the world yes?
>
>     Why do people not post about The Cure and the Sisters of Mercy any
>     more?

>
>

Cause theyre a bunch of nazi paedophile goth CUNTS.

:)


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[4]: Urgh!

It's okay - your first post arrived safely.

<As far as I know, that's a new trick, albeit a variation on an old favourite>

     Thanks for that mate, if  you could send me a confirmation that
     everyone of my mails gets through in future it'd really help.

     Blimey, the stats are going through the roof, and already no-one's
     done the "woooo, delete all your email without reading it or else
     you'll get aids" one.


From: Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk
Subject: Re[2]: Urgh!

How dare you, rant, rave, etc...

Subject: Re: Urgh!


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[4]: Urgh!

>It's okay - your first post arrived safely. >
><As far as I know, that's a new trick, albeit a variation on an old >favourite>
>

>     Thanks for that mate, if  you could send me a confirmation that
>     everyone of my mails gets through in future it'd really help.
>
>     Blimey, the stats are going through the roof, and already no-one's
>     done the "woooo, delete all your email without reading it or else
>     you'll get aids" one.

>
>

who's woooo? is he on the list?


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Urgh!

Off home to eat fish.

Clair short is a CUNT.

Computers are Shit and should be gassed.

Museli bars are OK if you sprinkle them on food.

Pauly, you rabid vegan loon, - heres a homepage for your favourite band!

http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Set/3884/


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: bored bored bored

so bored in fact i went for a walk to the sweetie shop...

and there i remembered how much i used to like those "golden cup" things....

so i bought one - and they are luverely


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: matchmaking/stirring it

god i love it ;)

"Janina has a boyfriend who, and i quote: "I think im falling in love with him" Kosso will just have to try and find a cyberbird or somethnig ha ha! i'll tell her tho."

sorry - i couldnt resist it....


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: whats wrong with this picture

a pop star gets a caution for possesion of a couple of grams of cocaine

a policeman gets 6 months for selling 2 e's

a 22 yr old girl gets 9 months for giving her best friend an e for her 21st birthday....

fuckin bizarre...


From: Neil <N.Brown@lboro.ac.uk>
Subject: another picture

Clair short. Stupid cow with minge mushrooms the size of belgium. Saying 'the ppl of montserrat are so greedy they'll be demanding gold elephants'. She's a bloody cabinet minister now and should know better. Thousands of perfectly nice ppl were totally insulted.

Yes the ppl of montserrat are british subjects and have a right to any protection they need. This wasnt a problem when the government decided to spend millions and have lots of ppl killed to defend the falklands was it?

Oil and winning elections aside, Maybe the powers that be are less caring about montserrat because unlike the falklands where the poplulation were mostly white, most of the ppl on montserrat are black?


From: Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com
Subject: bottle tops

>> Jo McGowan <onlntmp1@uk.uu.net> wrote: > > > (another top cunts trick as demonstrated by Jo earlier today) > >
> > Yes, and here's another I can do with a bottle top. >
> Bloody helllll!!! I'm coming down to Leicester next time you have a pub > crawl!!!!!
>
> Make sure you stick Jo's email in the archive for all to see.

>no chance
>thats going on the front page, along with the pictures to prove it >(thanks Jo).
>It's there of course along with the picture of PAULY'S FUCKING MOTHER! doing the same trick.

can someone explain to me wots going on here - i seem to have missed something starting immediately with the "> > Yes, and here's another I can do with a bottle top."

Subject: Re: bottle tops


From: Paul Newton <pkn@cs.nott.ac.uk>

Ade wrote:
> can someone explain to me wots going on here - i seem to have missed > something starting immediately with the "> > Yes, and here's another I can > do with a bottle top."

It's not worth repeating Ade, you wouldn't be interested.


Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham


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