"pot & kettle" spring to mind
loooooney !
and i dont care what anyone thinks but louise (gorgeous) wener can kip round my place ANYTIME.....
ade
p.s. i have suitably amended the fax i sent to claire s - so i shall resend it tomorrow....
you have been warned...
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From: Paul_Clarke @ ipc.co.uk @ WORLDCOM
From: Paul_Clarke @ ipc.co.uk @ WORLDCOM
Date: 03/09/97 16:06:36 CET
I was being Neilonic, I've had thunderbird before, Iw as trying to say
"i don't need to drink anything especially strong or weird to get in
that state" you dull buffoons...
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From: Paul_Clarke @ ipc.co.uk @ WORLDCOM
From: Paul_Clarke @ ipc.co.uk @ WORLDCOM
Date: 03/09/97 16:20:25 CET
Subject: Picture of a cunt
Subject: Picture of a cunt
RE the "what's thunderbird?" comment:
I was being Neilonic, I've had thunderbird before, Iw as trying to say
"i don't need to drink anything especially strong or weird to get in
that state" you dull buffoons...
NuuuUUUuur you dinlos...
Damn, was gonna say something else, but I forgot now... OH YEAH,
there's a picture of Nick Stocker here:
http://www.vic.u-net.com/lwener.jpg
Who he? He's one of the "strange are defacated and professional and
genuine, now where's the checque?" wankers from uk-indie... and he's
posing with Louise Wener, WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!
Apparently strange supported DD&HSW before, hmmm, not sure I believe
that...
Grate. the Voon renaissance as a Pop Quiz Team is being much more succesful than we ever were as a band. Last night we won a total of FOUR t-shirts on the Bits'n'Pieces round, but nowt from the decadal quiz. I take this as PROOF that we are too modern and young and clever to be doing with old sods music (or indeed mucus), oh yes.
In a few weeks i shall have enough to open up my Beer Related T-Shirts stall on the market.
> You can keep Louise Wener, she looks like the floppy fringe one from > PJ and Duncan...
Yeah, and he's gorgeous too ... cool, if Pauly's off the scene, this leaves me clear to MARRY her when i'm next in the smoke. Smart. You can all be bridesmaids.
Also: Giving blood is COOL cos you can flaunt yr puncture marks at people and feel like a LIVING SAINT for the rest of the week. Uk-indie: Gary is still unable to spell "epiphanaic".
Leicester Kids: Tim's Birthday tomorrow, in the P&T from about 8pm. Come see the hilarious Drunken Drummer staggering around talking about his new shelves...
>
> I've been at their web page, what a shower of cunts... the guestbook > is hilarious - "not too 'crash bang wallop' like a lot of bands", WHAT > A FUCKING CUNT... though I thought the very bottom comment was > particularly witty.
V amusing, i chuckled deeply.
But found a SCARY thing ... they're playing in Cambridge next month supporting a band called Freeboy at the Boatrace. The Work EP tour involves a gig in Cambridge, supporting Freeboy at the Boatrace. Could the Good Lord be providing us with a gig with STRANGE??? Please God, let it be so.
And Ade, you have no chance with Louise Wener, cos she is MINE.
Morning all,
I've been talking to Donna/Pipkin on Angst recently, I think she knows a few of you already.
She'd be up for joining the Lunch list on a trial run if ya'll like. Shall I add her?
Dr Watson.
ps I'm, wearing my Beck style purple nylon cowboy shirt today, yeehah
Message-ID: <340E7511.99FEEBF8@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 09:45:05 +0100
i love mornings
I am so HUNGRY it's unbelievable. I'm gonna have to nip out an get a croissant in a minute. Well anyway people to the point.
After tomorrow I will no longer be around here at work / on email etc. because I am going on a course. This course lasts for about three months so if someone wants to take over the lunchWEB whilst I'm away that'd probly be good, although it doesn't actually serve much of a purpose so if we just wanna leave it as it is that's be cool with me also. So if someone wants to do this email me and I'll give you the password for updating it and stuff.
The course I am on is a fact finding mission for THE KIDS. I will be infiltrating a top class hotel for a coupla months to check out exactly what THE MAN gets up to in these swanky places. We must find out what it is that THE MAN has for lunch so that THE KIDS can avoid becoming like THE MAN by eating the same foodstuffs. I will report back when I return.
Nic
oh and it'd probly be a good idea to remove me from the list on Monday otherwise I'll have 50 billion emails to read when I get back. thankyou darlings
Last night FUCKING ROCKED, other cockneys where are you... hungover? I
am...
It was the David Devant gig, and we grooved hard like sexy mother
fuckers with all the luuuuuurvely laydeez...
How did I mess up with Jo's sister (no, a different Jo) then? She's
real nice and she's got a pierced tongue, cool eh? Was it snogging
that 17year old austrian BABE that put her off?
You can keep Louise Wener, she looks like the floppy fringe one from
PJ and Duncan...
Subject: Re: Strange are shit
No way, not more birds, that'll upset the balance... this is a BOYS
ONLY lunch club, I don't know how you got in.
And from now on I want you all to call me Nutkin, OK?
Subject: RE: Strange are shit
>Morning all,
morning...
>I've been talking to Donna/Pipkin on Angst recently, I think she knows a few of you already.
probably pauly..... yuk yuk
>She'd be up for joining the Lunch list on a trial run if ya'll like. >Shall I add her?
why not, absolutely etc - does she know what she is letter herself in for though?
>ps I'm, wearing my Beck style purple nylon cowboy shirt today, yeehah
plain black t-shirt for me...
this is obviously karma, fate, call it what you will, what with dear nic pissing off and leaving us in the lurch and the same day dear jo pops along with a new lunch list member ....
devaid deviant was alwight - it was tons of fun after though.... what with koz doing his ashcroft impression....
ade
devaid deviant was alwight - it was tons of fun after though.... what with koz doing his ashcroft impression....
Hmmm, more of it's coming back to me now, sorry if I was a knob...
hey, I know it's unlikely, but indulge me here...
ade
>No way, not more birds, that'll upset the balance... this is a =
BOYS=20
>ONLY lunch club, I don't know how you got in.
=20
Coz i drink beer and smoke tabs and I'm more of a man than you'll ever =
be you big pussy.
(eh?) anyway, I thought you liked Donna?
I'm going to give blood this afternoon and I like to announce to the = list that Nigey Nige here has bravley volunteered to come and donate a = pint as well. Congratulations Nigel, you could be saving a life.
> And from now on I want you all to call me Nutkin, OK?
I rest my handbag.
pauly the strange one said:
>No way, not more birds, that'll upset the balance... this is a BOYS
ONLY lunch club, I don't >know how you got in.
>And from now on I want you all to call me Nutkin, OK?
sod that - jo, whats her e-mail addy - lets not faff about here.....
jo's sis was nice..... but what austrian babe are you talking about?
bollocks as usual i suspect.... hmmm....
going for maximum effect on the spellung mitooks today:
***
MAIN=A0COURSE
Authentic Tandori chicken on a bed of pilaeu rice with minted onion & =
cucumber raita with warm nan bread =
=A32.30------------------------------------------------------------------=
lovely granny bread for me please.
Right here goes Pipkin,
you've now been added to the Lunch list. I don't take responsibility for anyone or anything around here and if = you want to get off, pull the communication cord and hope for the best.
Jo
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>Right here goes Pipkin,
>you've now been added to the Lunch list. >I don't take responsibility for anyone or anything around here and if you want to get off, pull the >communication cord and hope for the best.
first things first - pauly is a loonie lightweight shandy drinker
er thats it
anyway - pauly - i have no recollection of whether you were "a knob" last night (due to excess alcohol - and koz if i remember was well smashed so you're ok on that front as well) so any secrets are safe as far as im concerned but rest assured should i get a moment of clarity - details will be revealed....
and btw pipkin - sometimes my posts to the list have the word "lunch list" as the "to:" - you cant reply to lunch_list@sonymusic.com - it wont work.....
so....... its all hands on deck for spiritualised on friday and are we going to turnmills on saturday ?
ade
sorry all but the first attempt at this i had pips e-mail wrong ... (i left off @worldcom off the end - its an internal thing so dont worry about it)
>Right here goes Pipkin,
>you've now been added to the Lunch list. >I don't take responsibility for anyone or anything around here and if you want to get off, pull the >communication cord and hope for the best.
first things first - pauly is a loonie lightweight shandy drinker
er thats it
anyway - pauly - i have no recollection of whether you were "a knob" last night (due to excess alcohol - and koz if i remember was well smashed so you're ok on that front as well) so any secrets are safe as far as im concerned but rest assured should i get a moment of clarity - details will be revealed....
and btw pipkin - sometimes my posts to the list have the word "lunch list" as the "to:" - you cant reply to lunch_list@sonymusic.com - it wont work.....
so....... its all hands on deck for spiritualised on friday and are we going to turnmills on saturday ?
ade
Message-ID: <340E93A9.CF1D79E5@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 11:55:37 +0100
Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com wrote:
>
> so....... its all hands on deck for spiritualised on friday and are we
> going to turnmills on saturday ?
>
I think there might be something else going on Friday - Paul do you remember? Anyway Saturday YES this is a GOOD THING. Whos coming out to play then? I might be talked into have a couple of beverages if you all promise to be really nice to me.
oh and Paul - I remember everything about last night so don't even try and pretend you don't.
Nic
HELLO pipkin - if you wanna check out some more bollocks from the lunch
list go here...
http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/1754
I dunno about that address for Pipkin -=20 I got my first mail to her returned with host unknown, but it's the one I sent to her before and she received it.
Are you out there?
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sorry all but the first attempt at this i had pips e-mail wrong ... (i
left off @worldcom off the end - its an internal thing so dont worry =
about
it)
>Right here goes Pipkin,
>you've now been added to the Lunch list.
>I don't take responsibility for anyone or anything around here and if =
you
want to get off, pull the >communication cord and hope for the best.
first things first - pauly is a loonie lightweight shandy drinker
er thats it
anyway - pauly - i have no recollection of whether you were "a knob" =
last
night (due to excess alcohol - and koz if i remember was well smashed so
you're ok on that front as well) so any secrets are safe as far as im
concerned but rest assured should i get a moment of clarity - details =
will
be revealed....
and btw pipkin - sometimes my posts to the list have the word "lunch =
list"
as the "to:" - you cant reply to lunch_list@sonymusic.com - it wont
work.....
so....... its all hands on deck for spiritualised on friday and are we going to turnmills on saturday ?
ade
>oh and Paul - I remember everything about last night so don't even try >and pretend you don't.
well spill the bleedin beans then nic cos i dont remember.....
>Anyway Saturday YES this is a GOOD THING. Whos coming out to >play then? I might be talked into have a couple of beverages if you all >promise to be really nice to me.
Hoorah - I'll buy you a beer Nic.
we think we are going to go and hide in a cinema in the afternoon to go =
and watch the Full Monty and avoid the funeral crowds. Where's the less =
expensive cinemas to be found?
Talk amongst yourselves, but if anyone does want to come to the = Heavenly, I'm ringing them up late this afternoon to put some names on = the paying guest list; i.e. you have to pay anyway, but they guarantee = to let you in, whatever time you turn up, saves queuing and coming all = the way across London to find out it's full. So if you're in let me know and I'll add you.
*not excited about my birthday at all*
*squeak*
Jo
.>*not excited about my birthday at all*
>*squeak*
>Jo
>put me down and koz and pauly and nic and i assume his uvver half - >there >- thats that sorted then.....
Tis done.
let us know where you want to meet, bearing in mind I don't know where anywhere is.
Took me a while to work out what Kosso's name was. You're just Kosso to me. But i found it on your web site anyway.
>and its my BIRFDAY NEXT WEEK - woo woo,...
what day is your's on? Mine's on monday 8th which makes me 21 and a virgo. jo
>I've met Donna in real life, so she knows what I'm like, and so
saying stuff like "he might >take his clothes off in a field while
pissed and fall over while trying to dance with you" just >isn't going
to hold any water at all...
obviously ....
this scenario is so far fetched it couldnt POSSIBLY happen..... oh no.....
>HAHAHAH not so fast Mr Fonzerelli, last night someone told me that
Period Pains are
>playing a gig in london at the 333 club, wherever that is, in which
case I'll be going there
>instead...
>But if this isn't true, I'll seeya aat the Garage, or in the pub
before or whatever... I'll be
>trying to get a wristband anyway... I'm keeping last nights one on
just in case they're the
>same colour, they can't have that many diff ones can they?
period pains instead of spiritualised ?
no bleedin contest matey boy
anyway - im off out to venture into the jungle known as oxford street - if you hear police reports of a fonz type person going mad killing tourists - it'll be me....
I HATE OXFORD FUCKIN STREET..
i want to work at home and do nothing all day... well not really .... well actually yes i would..
i suspect a maccy d's is in order - depends on the queue..
ppk>
Hi kiddo! Didnt find that photo after all - I'll have another look - which one was it again just sos I can make doubly sure?
>.>*not excited about my birthday at all*
>>*squeak*
>>Jo
Ahhh bless.
>
>>put me down and koz and pauly and nic and i assume his uvver half - >there
>>- thats that sorted then.....
>
>Tis done.
>
>let us know where you want to meet, bearing in mind I don't know where anywhere is.
>
>Took me a while to work out what Kosso's name was.
>You're just Kosso to me. But i found it on your web site anyway.
>
What is it?
Well, I'm having a good day - got a summons for 8 quid still owing to leicester cable. silly sods. BUT! managed to find the lab keys.
I did get into trouble for a posting to usenet news - a complaint about my use of the word 'c**t' and a phrase stating that the person i was talking to should be sterilised because they were obviously too dim to have kids. Naughty kneeel. Still, learnt me lesson and all that.
So I had to ring up our sysadmin. He was cool tho. Funny thing is, I've seen so much nasty racist propaganda on the web and so few ppl complain. If you make a fuss then you hit a brick wall of apathy. You use a bit of strong language though and they come round and put a brick through ur VDU.
Anyway be careful kids! You are being watched by THE MAN.
LUNCH is 2 apples and a banana. And a tin of Red Card.
>period pains instead of spiritualised ?
>no bleedin contest matey boy
Yes, but aren't they all 13 year old girls? Don't know why I mention this.
>LUNCH is 2 apples and a banana. And a tin of Red Card. =20
I've just bought four cans of red bull, what with them and the speed I'm = going to be running around on saturday night like a squirrel on heat.
>what day is your's on? Mine's on monday 8th which makes me 21 and a virgo. its the 11th - thursday and i shall be dead old - and it makes me a virgo as well....
first things first - pauly is a loonie lightweight shandy drinker
I've met Donna in real life, so she knows what I'm like, and so saying
stuff like "he might take his clothes off in a field while pissed and
fall over while trying to dance with you" just isn't going to hold any
water at all...
so....... its all hands on deck for spiritualised on friday and are we going to turnmills on saturday ?
HAHAHAH not so fast Mr Fonzerelli, last night someone told me that
Period Pains are playing a gig in london at the 333 club, wherever
that is, in which case I'll be going there instead...
But if this isn't true, I'll seeya aat the Garage, or in the pub
before or whatever... I'll be trying to get a wristband anyway... I'm
keeping last nights one on just in case they're the same colour, they
can't have that many diff ones can they?
>Talk amongst yourselves, but if anyone does want to come to the Heavenly, I'm ringing them up >late this afternoon to put some names on the paying guest list; i.e. you have to pay anyway, but >they guarantee to let you in, whatever time you turn up, saves queuing and coming all the way >across London to find out it's full. So if you're in let me know and I'll add you.
>*not excited about my birthday at all*
>*squeak*
>Jo
put me down and koz and pauly and nic and i assume his uvver half - there
and its my BIRFDAY NEXT WEEK - woo woo,...
ade
Morning! (errrrr...) lunchers!!
Well, I woke up at 10:30.... went to work....
went to meeting to do some work for CHARRIDEE down by the River....
I'm hungover......... surprise surprise........
Last night was BRILLIANT!!!
And I remember most of it..... I went out of Borderline to get some more
CASH
so I could DRINK even MORE....
then it only gave me a tenner.... so went home....
listened to URBAN HYMNS..... and fell into a dream.....
put me down and koz and pauly and nic and i assume his uvver half - there
Jo, can you put me down too please. I'm quite sick see, and I hate to
see myself suffering, it will be a merciful release.
No, really I mean put me on this paying gussetlist please, and also
these people too:
Roland Harvey
Emma Mason
Hannah Peace
that will be lovely.
jo's sis was nice..... but what austrian babe are you talking about?
bollocks as usual i suspect.... hmmm....
Fuck right off, she's called Annette (not Evette like I told Nic) and
she was STUNNING AND GORGEOUS RIGHT? Come on, someone back me up
here... Pils? Kos? Anyone?
Maybe I am getting confused though, as I remember her inviting me back
to her place, and yet still waking up alone at my house this morning.
pauly the wassock said
>Fuck right off, she's called Annette (not Evette like I told Nic) and
she was STUNNING >AND GORGEOUS RIGHT? Come on, someone back me up
here... Pils? Kos? Anyone?
>Maybe I am getting confused though, as I remember her inviting me
back to her place,
>and yet still waking up alone at my house this morning.
you mean to say that a gorgeous burd invited you back to her place and you fluffed it up?
*shakes head in bemusement*
look pauly - if that happens again - point said burd in my direction and i'll deal with it ok?
i worry about you sometimes paul ;)
> Hoooorrraaaayyy! Ooh you dirty little lurker, does that mean you've been hanging around reading all this drivel and not saying owt? No!!! Absolutely not! I only finsiehd work at 5pm thank you!!!!!! Painting the fucking flooor - ooo how exciting - doing all of it tmor!
I guess being a photographic assistant means more than just gophering!
> > I guess some of you should tell me who you are really!
>
> I'm Jo, I'm smaller than Nigel and harder than Pauly.
I know Jo! I have sorta met you remember!
Harder than Pauly - yeah well thats not hard is it?! ;)
ive changed my mind about the albert hall....
me me me - well if its going spare i'd lurve it - when is it?
who are you
whats the time
where am i ....
To: Adrian Harris
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pkn @ cs.nott.ac.uk, sean.price @ service.britgas.co.uk, lunch @
kosso.com, mjh18 @ leicester.ac.uk
From: pipkin @ laya.gconnect.com @ WORLDCOM
From: pipkin @ laya.gconnect.com @ WORLDCOM
Date: 04/09/97 17:22:02 CET
Subject: Re: Re[4]: Strange are still shit Subject: Re: Re[4]: Strange are still shit
On Thu, 4 Sep 1997 Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com wrote:
> you mean to say that a gorgeous burd invited you back to her place and
you > fluffed it up?
>
> *shakes head in bemusement*
>
> look pauly - if that happens again - point said burd in my direction and
> i'll deal with it ok?
>
> i worry about you sometimes paul ;)
<laughs loudly>
Well what an interesting read this hads been so far!!!
Who's going to Spiritualized at the Albert Hall anyway? I'm going, and my
mate doesnt wanna, so I currently have a spare ticket that is up for
grabs... Any offers then?
I guess some of you should tell me who you are really!
Umm I only seem to know about 3 of you! :) Hello anyway :)
Donna
On Thu, 4 Sep 1997 Adrian_Harris@sonymusic.com wrote:
> you mean to say that a gorgeous burd invited you back to her place and you
> fluffed it up?
>
> *shakes head in bemusement*
>
> look pauly - if that happens again - point said burd in my direction and
> i'll deal with it ok?
>
> i worry about you sometimes paul ;)
<laughs loudly>
Well what an interesting read this hads been so far!!!
Who's going to Spiritualized at the Albert Hall anyway? I'm going, and my
mate doesnt wanna, so I currently have a spare ticket that is up for
grabs... Any offers then?
I guess some of you should tell me who you are really!
Umm I only seem to know about 3 of you! :) Hello anyway :)
Donna
>Well what an interesting read this hads been so far!!!
Hoooorrraaaayyy! Ooh you dirty little lurker, does that mean you've been hanging around reading all this drivel and not saying owt?
> I guess some of you should tell me who you are really!
I'm Jo, I'm smaller than Nigel and harder than Pauly.
At 17:22 04/09/97 +0100, Jo McGowan wrote: >Hoooorrraaaayyy! Ooh you dirty little lurker, does that mean you've been hanging around reading all this drivel and not saying owt?
It's not fun, believe me.
Subject: Re: Re[4]: Strange are still shit
Jo wrote:
> >Well what an interesting read this hads been so far!!!
>
> Hoooorrraaaayyy! Ooh you dirty little lurker, does that mean you've been hang
>ing around reading all this drivel and not saying owt?
>
> > I guess some of you should tell me who you are really!
>
> I'm Jo, I'm smaller than Nigel and harder than Pauly.
I'm Paul. Cleaner than Neil but longer than Mark.
By the way, Jo can open bottles.
Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn Electronic Publishing Research Group University Of Nottingham
>Well what an interesting read this hads been so far!!!
Really? You think this stuff is interesting??? I can recommend a good = doctor.
> I guess some of you should tell me who you are really!
>Umm I only seem to know about 3 of you! :) >Hello anyway :)
>Donna
Hello Donna, and welcome on bored, the mailing list for people with = nothing to do all day. We only pretend to have jobs, you know.
So you're another Leicestrian then? Cause you know we only allow = Cockney's and Lester'uns on here. Canadians are especially unwelcome. = I personally have something of a split personality, since during the = week I'm a Cantabridgian (really!), and only at weekends do I become a = fully fledged Leicesterperson. Note that when I'm a Leicestrian I'm not = a Cantabridgian, and similarly, when I'm a Cantabridgian I'm not a = Leicestrian. I hope that's clear?
Nigel
>Hello Donna, and welcome on bored, the mailing list for people with = >nothing to do all day. We only pretend to have jobs, you know.
I've got a real one now. Diod you hear me Nigella? I can come and camp = in your house when i graduate, you'd like that wouldn't you? :) *evilgrin*
>So you're another Leicestrian then? Cause you know we only allow = >Cockney's and Lester'uns on here. Canadians are especially unwelcome. = >I personally have something of a split personality, since during the = week >I'm a Cantabridgian (really!), and only at weekends do I become a = fully >fledged Leicesterperson. Note that when I'm a Leicestrian I'm = not a >Cantabridgian, and similarly, when I'm a Cantabridgian I'm not a = >Leicestrian. I hope that's clear?
I'm a petriburgian suring the holidays and a yorshirman during the = cricket seasoning. I'm sure thats not right.
And Paul, you are the *ONLY* person who mentions that bottle thing now. = You ought to get out more.
shorry abite all the shpwellung lshatesakes
must be the blood loss.
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>Hello Donna, and welcome on bored, the mailing list for people with = >nothing to do all day. We only pretend to have jobs, you know.
I've got a real one now. Diod you hear me Nigella? I can come and camp = in your house when i graduate, you'd like that wouldn't you? :) *evilgrin*
>So you're another Leicestrian then? Cause you know we only allow = >Cockney's and Lester'uns on here. Canadians are especially unwelcome. = >I personally have something of a split personality, since during the = week >I'm a Cantabridgian (really!), and only at weekends do I become a = fully >fledged Leicesterperson. Note that when I'm a Leicestrian I'm = not a >Cantabridgian, and similarly, when I'm a Cantabridgian I'm not a = >Leicestrian. I hope that's clear?
I'm a petriburgian suring the holidays and a yorshirman during the = cricket seasoning. I'm sure thats not right.
And Paul, you are the *ONLY* person who mentions that bottle thing now. = You ought to get out more.
Also: Giving blood is COOL cos you can flaunt yr puncture marks at people and feel like a LIVING SAINT for the rest of the week.
It's also good for an afternoon off work too, you can claim to be feeling
faint from losing blood.
Ever thought what it would be like to drink a pint of blood? I might nip down
to the mobile blood bank when it comes here next.
Uk-indie: Gary is still unable to spell "epiphanaic".
Did that boy swallow a dikshernerry or what?
Josephine wrote:
>I'm going to give blood this afternoon and I like to announce to the = list that Nigey Nige here has bravley volunteered to come and donate a = pint as well. Congratulations Nigel, you could be saving a life.
I don't think my blood will be saving anyone's life - ruining a life, = more likely - what with all that residual speed swimming around in = there. Not to mention the horse tranquiliser.
>>period pains instead of spiritualised ?
>>no bleedin contest matey boy
>Yes, but aren't they all 13 year old girls? Don't know why I mention this.
this would explain ALOT........
i'd still rather get off me tits at the garage watching spiritualised........
lunch today consisted of a fuckin runny ham & cheese omelette and soggy disgusting chips from our caff..... 2 fuckin quid....
oxford st was a mare and i couldnt face maccy d's but on relefction i wish i had gone in....
What was the third flavour of Top Deck? There was lager and lime, and regular shandy, what was the other?
Also, who else remembers the TV series The Latchkey Children?
Chols - they were chocolate on the outside, and a hard lolly on the inside. Was this a figment of my imagination?
There was something else, I'm sure it'll come to me....
/ ___/ / / / ____/ / / / / / ___/ / _ / / __ / / / / | / /
/ /__ / / / /___ / /_/ / / / __ / // / / / / / / / / | / /
/ ___/ / / /___ / / _ / / / / / / _ / / / / / / / / /|| / / / / / / ___/ / / / / / / /_// / | / /_/ / / / / / ||/ / /_/ /_/ /____/ /_/ /_/ /____/ / /|| /_____/ /_/ /_/ |__/
Getting a bit chewed at the edges.
Message-ID: <340EB123.5D43961F@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 14:01:23 +0100
Neil wrote:
>
> What was the third flavour of Top Deck? There was lager and lime, and
> regular shandy, what was the other?
>
I don't know but it was the one in the silver can with red/brown
writing.
there wasn't a cidery one was there?
cor this has got me a thinkin
lager and lime was always the BEST
On Thu, 4 Sep 1997, Nic Pillinger wrote:
>Neil wrote:
>>
>> What was the third flavour of Top Deck? There was lager and lime, and
>> regular shandy, what was the other?
>>
>
>I don't know but it was the one in the silver can with red/brown
>writing.
>there wasn't a cidery one was there?
YES! that must have been it. I've been wondering about that for years!
>
>cor this has got me a thinkin
>
>lager and lime was always the BEST
>
I wish they still did it. Can you still get curly wurlies?
nicky poos the pils boy wrote:
>>
>> What was the third flavour of Top Deck? There was lager and lime, and
> >regular shandy, what was the other?
>I don't know but it was the one in the silver can with red/brown
>writing.
>there wasn't a cidery one was there?
>cor this has got me a thinkin
>lager and lime was always the BEST
lager and lime? the best? are you joshing?
disbloodygusting if you ask me.....
shandy drinkers the lot of you.....
urban hymns has to be quite frankly the most gorgeous album ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
tis good....
ive heard it about 10 squillion times in the last 2 days and it just gets better....
>Neil wrote:
>>
>> What was the third flavour of Top Deck? There was lager and lime, and
>> regular shandy, what was the other?
>>
>
>I don't know but it was the one in the silver can with red/brown
>writing.
>there wasn't a cidery one was there?
>YES! that must have been it. I've been wondering about that for years!
I recall the name but think i must have been too young to drink the drinkn, we had panda shandy.
>
>cor this has got me a thinkin
>
>lager and lime was always the BEST
>
>I wish they still did it. Can you still get curly wurlies?
yes, and they cost 15p
they have started to do giant smarties now, they are the size of dinner plates and you need two hands to carry them
Subject: Re: It just occured to me..
LooNeil wrote:
> >I don't know but it was the one in the silver can with red/brown
> >writing.
> >there wasn't a cidery one was there?
>
> YES! that must have been it. I've been wondering about that for years!
I'm not so sure - it doesn't ring any bells with me. When you're a young nipper, you drink PROPER cider, not Top Deck, so that can't be right. What about piss and poo flavour? No that's not right either...
> I wish they still did it. Can you still get curly wurlies?
Of course!! Curly Wurlies are still knocking about. Remember those chewy chocolate bars called TEXAN bars or something like that. I'm rambling...
Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn Electronic Publishing Research Group University Of Nottingham
Saturday, the Phoenix is a bad idea, it's members only... it's shit
there anyway, too many media and pr types... Somewhere else please...
I'm planning on getting Hoegardened in Covent Garden in the day, why
not meet somewhere there, like the Roadhouse for happy hour?
>
>LooNeil wrote:
>> >Of course!! Curly Wurlies are still knocking about. Remember those chewy
>> >chocolate bars called TEXAN bars or something like that. I'm rambling...
>>
>>
>> YES! TEXAN - A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew!
>>
>> Remember?
>
>Nice one!!!!! What a slogan. They don't make 'em like that anymore. Never
>liked the Texan bars that much myself - they used to rip your teeth out,
>which wasn't that nice. As Mark rightly said, we must avoid a
>confectionery-nostalgia-trip.
Mark is playing at being THE MAN. If the kids want to talk about confectionary then they should be allowed. If I'm going to be monitored by computing services then i'm going to say what i want without swearing.
PSP by the way you bunch of loons is paint shop pro.
But what a slogan - didn't it have a kind of
>hard looking cartoon cowboy on the wrapper?
>
>------
>Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn >Electronic Publishing Research Group University Of Nottingham
>------
>
Neil wrote:
>
>
> PSP by the way you bunch of loons is paint shop pro.
so, what exactly are you trying to do? spaghetti? eh? elaborate please.
btw: on a confectionery note; space dust, flying saucers, blackjacks,
mojos,
jawbreakers, aniseed balls
refreshers.... it's the fizz that gives you whizz... (remember the old grandma on the dodgems?)
On Thu, 4 Sep 1997, Paul Newton wrote:
>
>Of course!! Curly Wurlies are still knocking about. Remember those chewy
>chocolate bars called TEXAN bars or something like that. I'm rambling...
YES! TEXAN - A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew!
Remember?
>
>------
>Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn >Electronic Processed Raisin Gateaux University Of Nottingham
>------
>
Subject: Re: It just occured to me..
LooNeil wrote:
> >Of course!! Curly Wurlies are still knocking about. Remember those chewy
> >chocolate bars called TEXAN bars or something like that. I'm rambling...
>
>
> YES! TEXAN - A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew!
>
> Remember?
Nice one!!!!! What a slogan. They don't make 'em like that anymore. Never liked the Texan bars that much myself - they used to rip your teeth out, which wasn't that nice. As Mark rightly said, we must avoid a confectionery-nostalgia-trip. But what a slogan - didn't it have a kind of hard looking cartoon cowboy on the wrapper?
Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn Electronic Publishing Research Group University Of Nottingham
It was snakebite and pernod.
Subject: It just occured to me..
>Saturday, the Phoenix is a bad idea, it's members only... it's shit
there anyway, too many >media and pr types... Somewhere else please...
I'm planning on getting Hoegardened in >Covent Garden in the day, why
not meet somewhere there, like the Roadhouse for happy hour?
this is why i want to go on saturday cos im a cool media/pr person - who looks like the fonz...
where the fuck do you get that from eh?
oh and i spose covent garden on a saturday isnt going to be rammed either ;)
whatever - let me know where you'll be at about 9pm......
i'm not venturing about during the day cos there will be SHITLOADS (ie millions) OF FUCKIN GREIVING TOURISTS EVERYWHERE.....
i plan on sleeping until 7pm..... whence i shall get up - s**t, shower, shave and get me act together
or something....
coooooellllll - lil baby nothing on the radio - TOP !!!!!
bugger!
how did that happen. We're not even into double-figures in the month yet
and I'm broke. Due to going so far OD in the festi season..
arse!
so, it appears that I will be doing very little for the forseeable
future.
Apart from getting alot thinner.
There you go Pauly. The KossoPlan Diet. Easy...spend all your money.
Starve.
Get thin. (Just make sure you get paid before you die)
Hmmmm..... I reckon I could get some spondoolix from the MAN. Depends
on raising cheques, etc.
[freelance]
oh fickkitt!!
*pop*
>Emma Mason
>Hannah Peace
not more nieces - where do you get them all from?
can i have some please....
saturday - wot about the phoenix bar at 9pm ?
anyone, anyone?
Subject: More Catching Up...
Alright ya shitters. As I said, I'm still moving house, so I've been having days off - this means I spend most of the next day reading your gibbering emails. It's strange how I can read about 50 emails from you all, but I still can't remember what you've all been talking about.
Jo's off to London then? And meeting up with the London boys? Well - Happy Birthday to you Josephine, and have a good one y'all. Are all the pubs/cinemans etc closing as "a tribute to the People's Princess"? I hope not - what kind of a tribute is that?
Hello to Donna/Pipkin as well - I notice that you've not replied to any of the emails - very wise - it's all nonsense isn't it?
Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn Electronic Publishing Research Group University Of Nottingham
> Hello to Donna/Pipkin as well - I notice that you've not replied to any of
> the emails - very wise - it's all nonsense isn't it?
Hello Paul.
Well actually, Jo only put me on the list last night, and as I work away
from a terminal I cant access my mail until I *finsih* work. I hope now
having to spend proly half an hour a day reading all these os going to be
worth it! ;)
Donna Nicoll wrote:
> > Hello to Donna/Pipkin as well - I notice that you've not replied to
> any of
> > the emails - very wise - it's all nonsense isn't it?
> Hello Paul.
> Well actually, Jo only put me on the list last night, and as I work
> away
> from a terminal I cant access my mail until I *finsih* work. I hope
> now
> having to spend proly half an hour a day reading all these os going to
> be
> worth it! ;)
it's Alllllllll nonsense from Looooooonies!!!
I was quite sane before joining this list....
now, I'm all *twitches* and noingy noingy-things.
*zing!*
>what day is your's on? Mine's on monday 8th which makes me 21 and a >virgo. >its the 11th - thursday and i shall be dead old - and it makes me a virgo >as well....
<Picture: Virgo>
The Virgin
August 23 to September 22
Traditional
Virgo Traits
Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical
On the dark side....
Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative
Virgo is said to govern the hands, abdomen, intestines, spleen and = central nervous system. Illnesses to which its natives are prone include = catarrh, cold, coughs, pleurisies, pneumonia and nervous instabilities. = Their natures make them inclined to worry and this makes them vulnerable = to stomach and bowel troubles, including colic and ulcers. Male Virgoans = may have trouble with their sexual organs. Both sexes are strongly = interested in drugs and esoteric cuisine and as their delicate stomachs = require them to be careful about their diet, it is essential that they = treat their fascination with exotic food with extreme care.
Message-ID: <340EB7AE.B07ECDE@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 14:29:18 +0100
Jo McGowan wrote:
>
> The Virgin
> August 23 to September 22
>
> Traditional
> Virgo Traits
>
> Modest and shy
> Meticulous and reliable
> Practical and diligent
> Intelligent and analytical
>
> On the dark side....
>
> Fussy and a worrier
> Overcritical and harsh
> Perfectionist and conservative
you forgot:
often looks like The Fonz off of Happy Days
>The Virgin
>August 23 to September 22
Does that mean you gotta be celibate throughout that period?
only ten minutes until you lose your arm nigel, better make it your left =
one
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Kosso wrote:
>=20
> Neil wrote:
>=20
> > Anyone know how? I need a big filled shape with straight edges that
> > looks
> > like an epileptic fit in a dried spaghetti factory.
>=20
> eh? and what, may I ask, is PSP....
Poncy Software for Prunes
i'm tired and I'm falling asleep at my desk heeeeeeeeellp meeeeeeeeeeee
SNORE
Anyone know how? I need a big filled shape with straight edges that looks like an epileptic fit in a dried spaghetti factory.
Neil wrote:
> Anyone know how? I need a big filled shape with straight edges that
> looks
> like an epileptic fit in a dried spaghetti factory.
eh? and what, may I ask, is PSP....
Message-ID: <340EBB92.D02BD790@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 14:45:54 +0100
Kosso wrote:
>
> Neil wrote:
>
> > Anyone know how? I need a big filled shape with straight edges that
> > looks
> > like an epileptic fit in a dried spaghetti factory.
>
> eh? and what, may I ask, is PSP....
Poncy Software for Prunes
i'm tired and I'm falling asleep at my desk heeeeeeeeellp meeeeeeeeeeee
SNORE
Nic Pillinger wrote:
> Kosso wrote:
>
> >
> > eh? and what, may I ask, is PSP....
>
> Poncy Software for Prunes
>
> i'm tired and I'm falling asleep at my desk
> heeeeeeeeellp meeeeeeeeeeee
>
> SNORE
I know what you mean... I've just about managed to make myself a coffee.
Shit.... I'm skint!
Message-ID: <340EBE67.57D8E7D4@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 14:57:59 +0100
Kosso wrote:
>
> I know what you mean... I've just about managed to make myself a coffee.
>
> Shit.... I'm skint!
tea tea tea
isn't it wierd how no matter how much money I take out with me I wake up in the morning with exactly 7 pence in coppers left? It's probably THE MAN taking cash from THE KIDS when they drunk and least suspecting.
What are you lot like eh? With yer Wagon Wheels and Curly Wurlies... jeepers, i'm glad i'm dead YOUNG and ALIVE and living for TODAY, not some grim 70's chocolaten confectionary netherworld ... mind you, i did shed a tear of nostalgia when they brought back the old WEIRD toblerone theme music. I like toblerone, but i hardly ever buy them... funny that.
NO! I am NOT drifting off into a Chocolates We Have Known daydream... marathon bars ... old crinkly mars bars ... penguins in yr lunchbox...
On another matter, Ade said:
> saturday - wot about the phoenix bar at 9pm ?
??? i thought you were all off to LARNDARN to weep together and find solace from yr grief etc etc, rather than hanging round atmosphere free theatre bars in the Midlands with Jovial Barstaff? I am confused.
I've just updated my homepage, it's INCREDIBLY EXCITING. Someone who ISN'T ME looked at it today, which is the first time that's happened in a week...
Subject: Re: Have a suck on my Prized Super Plums
Nic PillarBox wrote:
> isn't it wierd how no matter how much money I take out with me I wake up
> in the morning with exactly 7 pence in coppers left? It's probably THE
> MAN taking cash from THE KIDS when they drunk and least suspecting.
What happens if you spend almost all your money, and end up with say 5 pence? Does THE MAN come round and give you 2 pence to make up the difference. I want to know...
Paul Newton http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn Electronic Publishing Research Group University Of Nottingham
i'm bored......
ive now found out where you lot where - i just got 40 e-mails in one go - nothing for 2 hours then a whole bunch - god the sony mail system is shite....
>On Thu, 4 Sep 1997 Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Com wrote:
>
>>i'm bored......
>plotting to finish off the rest of the royals - 10 mins then i knock off -
over on angst
i know this is probably something that should be discussed on uk-indie but since that hopeless american woman is incapable of subscribing it'll have to be done on this here forum..
who the fuck buys fall records?
every single song theyve ever done is shite on a stick - there's lo-fi and theres the fall
and mark e smith.... well - it makes me think i should start a group - if he can do it then i bloody well can....
(another fall record on the radio has promoted this.... - someone actually
rang in and requested it -
loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss
here at work the special markets division did a whole load of paul mckenna hypnotism cd's - giving up smoking, dealing with stress, amensia, motivate yourself etc etc etc
so i fought - lets have a go at the giving up smoking one - it'll be a laff...
so last night after getting in completely pished i went to bed with it on - i fell asleep in about 5 minutes - weirdly enough i didnt want a fag until about lunch time - probably cos i didnt have any money and didnt have fags.....
but i'm going to try and remember to listen to it everynight - so i shall keep you all informed.....
Just an official note to say Nigel was
*officially brave*
and gave his first pint of blood today. he didn't cry or faint or =
anything, although he did give the nurse the frighteners when he =
pretended to collapse next to the biscuits.
I didn't give blood as I hadn't eaten enough spinach and had no = heamoglobin so i am now dead.
d'yall want to meet at a tube station of your choice at about 8pm on = Saturday then you can argue out venues from there.
>d'yall want to meet at a tube station of your choice at about >8pm on Saturday then you can argue out venues from there.
meeting at tubes is BAD IDEA.......
meeting at drinking establishments is GOOD IDEA
especially since i know that the obvious tube to meet at that will be suggested is going to be covent garden and since there will be a few sets of ppl meeting up it will get frustrating for the first person who arrives to wait for the last one to arrive.... BUT if you meet in a pub it doesnt matter and everyone is happy and jolly and has lashings of ice cream...
hence PUBS & BARS are good ideas....
preferably ones that are not IN THE MIDDLE OF A MASSIVE TOURIST AREA AND THEREFORE FUCKIN PACKED.... eh pauly :)
my suggestion therefore is a pub slightly off the beaten track where we meet first and then go to huge massive popular pub where we cant hear what anyone else can say......
what about the royal george on charing cross road?
or the pillar of herculeas on dean street (the back of where the borderline is) - one minute down from soho square
or something....
hoooorrrrraaaaaay, i've just been offered a job.
Like a proper one.
They don't know what it is yet, and I have to finish my degree first = and it's only Paul my first boss not Denise my big boss, but Paul says = he will be very pissed off if I go somewhere else. Therefore I can get = them to give me loads of money. And a mobile phone. cooooo-el.
p.s. - about pubs, hey whatever, you london media types know the best =
places to hang out, just as long as you give me destructions on how to =
get there. We'll have a mobile 0589 311152 (don't ring it now, it's my =
mate rich's) so if you don't make up your mind before saturday ring me =
on it saturday afternoon.
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>d'yall want to meet at a tube station of your choice at about >8pm on Saturday then you can argue out venues from there.
meeting at tubes is BAD IDEA.......
meeting at drinking establishments is GOOD IDEA
especially since i know that the obvious tube to meet at that will be
suggested is going to be covent garden and since there will be a few =
sets
of ppl meeting up it will get frustrating for the first person who =
arrives
to wait for the last one to arrive.... BUT if you meet in a pub it =
doesnt
matter and everyone is happy and jolly and has lashings of ice cream...
hence PUBS & BARS are good ideas....
preferably ones that are not IN THE MIDDLE OF A MASSIVE TOURIST AREA AND THEREFORE FUCKIN PACKED.... eh pauly :)
my suggestion therefore is a pub slightly off the beaten track where we
meet first and then go to huge massive popular pub where we cant hear =
what
anyone else can say......
what about the royal george on charing cross road?
or the pillar of herculeas on dean street (the back of where the =
borderline
is) - one minute down from soho square
or something....
Hmmmm..... I reckon I could get some spondoolix from the MAN. Depends
on raising cheques, etc.
[freelance]
No chance, I've just seen your shockwave thing you've done for us and
it's SHIT if it wsa down to me I wouldn't pay you...
no, not really, it's ace... that music's fucking annoying though...
where are the pictures then from the abbey park festi - the one where pauly fucked up.....
love n hugs.....
there i was ringing some high powered corporate woman up about a question and i got distracted by the radio (they were playing my big mouth (spooky when you consider what i did next) )and the dj ends it by saying thats my big mouth and its the new oasis single - thinking aloud i said "no it is not their new single you fuckin twat"
and then realised that her voicemail must have already started cos the phone wasnt ringing and it was silent........ i then muttered & mumbled something about please call me back or something.....
an easy way of sending it to ten ppl
cor d'yer reckon it'll work?
> > Subject: Safe Sex Slogans > > Subject: Safe Sex Slogans
> >
> > LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
> >
> > 1. Cover your stump before you hump > > 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker > > 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy > > 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout > > 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner > > 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong > > 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it > > 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey > > 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize > > 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter > > 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick > > 12. If you go into heat, package your meat > > 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis > > 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse > > 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member > > 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker > > 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool > > 18. The right selection will protect your erection > > 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil > > 20. A crank with armor will never harm her > > 21. No glove, no love!
> >
> >
> > YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX
> >
> > Within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on.
> > Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and
send
> > them to
> > others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people
who
> > need to GET LAID within 96 hours.
> >
> > Amber