Cockneys shared directions:

> >Let me know a tube station and a time and me and my merry band > >of minstrels will be there. We reckon travel by road might be crappy > >on saturday coz of the funeral procession. >
> well turnmills opens at 10pm and doesnt really start till about 11ish and > the nearest tube is farringdon
>
> its east london and since greenwich is also east london ish - you could > drive.....

Just be careful hat yr chauffeur, paid for out of our taxes, isn't pissed up, that you wear a seatbelt, that yr not driven mad by the arrogance of the super-rich and that you stay to the speed limit, and you should be OK.

Fucking fuck! Now we're not getting any newspapers or something??? Preston Front was cancelled last night due to ANOTHER blooody documentary... NNNGHGG. I really must switch back to Radio 4 in the mornings, Kevin Greening makes me want to KILL people...

>NNNGHGG. I really
>must switch back to Radio 4 in the mornings, Kevin Greening makes me = >want to
>KILL people...

well, errrr, this is no ordinary breakfast show this morning, errrrr we = thought it would be alright but, err it obviously not and errr, well I'm = just reflecting the mood of your calls, and, errrrr being a generally = vomit enducing bastard, errrr, here's puff daddy again.

Jo McGowan wrote:

> >NNNGHGG. I really
> >must switch back to Radio 4 in the mornings, Kevin Greening makes me > >want to
> >KILL people...
>
> well, errrr, this is no ordinary breakfast show this morning, errrrr > we thought it would be alright but, err it obviously not and errr, > well I'm just reflecting the mood of your calls, and, errrrr being a > generally vomit enducing bastard, errrr, here's puff daddy again.

yesyesyeysyeyeysyeyses!! I'm glad I'm not the only person to think that Kevin Greening
is a BOAR.

He makes me want to kill people too. Only yesterday morning, I maimed two weathermen and one
daytime TV presenter. phewie! (oh, and a kicked a chatshow host in the shin)

Luckily, this morning I set the clock radio to wake me up to XFM. (we lucky Londonites)

All I could do was burn the house down after listening to Talking Heads..

arse!(on)

>>NNNGHGG. I really
>must switch back to Radio 4 in the mornings, Kevin Greening makes me >want to >KILL people...

>well, errrr, this is no ordinary breakfast show this morning, errrrr we thought it would be alright
but, err it obviously not and errr, well I'm just reflecting the mood of your calls, and,
errrrr being a generally vomit enducing bastard, errrr, here's puff daddy again.

sunday i lsitened to radio1 & glr and the music was pretty good, it was *all* instrumentslas - but stuff like leftfield etc

monday - i listened to a couple of albums in the morning then xfm since midday - ive not listened to radio1 since sunday afternoon and have no desire EVER to listen to that station again..

is puff daddy really being played all the time?

SHOOT THE BASTARDS WHO ARE PLAYING IT

verve deserve no.1 and if there is any justice, radio will realise this and CEASE playing a CRAP COVER VERSION BY A NO-TALENT WANKER....

btw - heard the verve album last night along with koz - GORGEOUS...... ALBUM OF THE YEAR and no messin.....

Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Com wrote:

>btw - heard the verve album last night along with koz - GORGEOUS......

Compliments so early in the day. Cheers ade.

Oh and that Verve album is really good too.

Reallllly gooooooood.

sunday i lsitened to radio1 & glr and the music was pretty good, it was *all* instrumentslas - but stuff like leftfield etc

     I was listening to it at work, and they had a tape playing that was
     repeated at least every hour...

     Can you overlay text onto graphics in Quark Express? I couldn't do it
     yesterday, I'm working on a new fanzine...

>sunday i lsitened to radio1 & glr and the music was pretty good, it was *all* instrumentslas - but stuff like leftfield etc

Whenever I tuned in to Radio One on Sunday - which isn't something I = normally do very often, you understand - they were playing all this = crap, sombre, instrumental stuff......Enya or some such bollocks. = Doubtless sales of this type of rubbish will now go interstella (I = believe that's the phrase). Still, I suppose it could have been = worse......they could have played Duran bloody Duran. My biggest fear = is that of the surely now inevitable televised tribute concert at = Wembley stadium featuring George, Elton, Eric, Sting, Phil, Rod, = Tina...........err, excuse me, I think I'm going to be sick.....

monday - i listened to a couple of albums in the morning then xfm since midday - ive not listened to radio1 since sunday afternoon and have no desire EVER to listen to that station again..

is puff daddy really being played all the time?

SHOOT THE BASTARDS WHO ARE PLAYING IT

verve deserve no.1 and if there is any justice, radio will realise this = and
CEASE playing a CRAP COVER VERSION BY A NO-TALENT WANKER....

btw - heard the verve album last night along with koz - GORGEOUS...... ALBUM OF THE YEAR and no messin.....

>>sunday i lsitened to radio1 & glr and the music was pretty good, it was *all* instrumentslas - but >>stuff like leftfield etc

     >I was listening to it at work, and they had a tape playing that was
     repeated at least every hour...

now you mention it - this does ring a bell.... - i wasnt really listening to the radio (only up until about 4ish) and had it on in the b/ground...

cheapskates.....

Does anybody know the technical term for when two sound waves cancel each other out?

"................................"

i did say it but someone else did at the same time ....

>Does anybody know the technical term for when two sound waves cancel each other out?

god that was crap attempt at a joke....

Subject: Re: sound waves

Nigey-boy wrote:
> Does anybody know the technical term for when two sound waves cancel each oth >er out?

Destructive interference.

And if Pauly calls me a geeeek, I'm gonna to kick his ass.

Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

>My biggest fear is that of the surely now inevitable televised tribute concert at Wembley
>stadium featuring George, Elton, Eric, Sting, Phil, Rod, Tina...........err, excuse me,
>I think I'm going to be sick.....

god - this doesnt even bear thinking about....

that carlsberg thing the other weekend sounded bad enough...

the worst (saddest - in an ironic not weepy sad way) thing is that it probably will happen...

maybe puff daddy will play aswell and we can deal with the landmine problem in one easy swift way.....

*evil laugh*

Subject: Catching Up...

Alright all - I've finally caught up with all your lunch banter. I've been moving house this weekend, so this is my first day in work. I can't believe how many emails you all send....

Must agree with everyone about the surreal Radio 1-eff-emm coverage over the weekend. Why did they play all that crap lift music - I was moving that day, so I was stuck in a transit van for hours, listening to "Song For Guy" by the man Elton. What a tragedy.

And another thing. It must be something about a transit van that makes you act like a builder. Every time we drove past some attractive woman, we'd all say "Oooh - I would" or "Oooh, what a munter". I know it's not very PC, and I'm not normally like this, but she was _very_ nice...

And another thing - where's that new bloke then? Is he in or out? Is he joining us on the lunch bus?

Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

> And another thing. It must be something about a transit van that makes you > act like a builder. Every time we drove past some attractive woman, we'd > all say "Oooh - I would" or "Oooh, what a munter". I know it's not very > PC, and I'm not normally like this, but she was _very_ nice...

Yeah, it's smart... last time i moved me and Si spent a happy day threatening each other with vilence, leering at women out of the window, playing bad soul music very loudly and sweating a lot. It was GRATE, but i had to pay dearly by spending the next week reading Angela Carter and being TWEE.

Coool... i was in THE STUDIO last night (i.e. the attic) doing some New Stuff which many of you will be running away from next week, and it all sounds like DEPECHE MODE. Digital Delay pedals are EXCELLENT, they make everything sound like it was recorded down a well, inside a cave, in the corner of a cathedral which is playing host to the Synth Wash Appreciation Society.

Leicester People: There is a Pub Quiz at the Ox on Wednesday (i.e. tomorrow, for the hard of thinking), so consider yrself TOLD about it. Also will be a THING on Monday night when many noted ARTISTES will be performing, but not Kevin Hewick so all will be well...

to the slimsea (slimcia?) girl?

the only reason i mention it is that ive just heard a track on ze radio that mentiones her....

lunch is probably going to be egg, chips, beans & bacon....

     You free tomorrow night? Keep your fingers crossed... I don't think
     I'll have time to leg it along there and get a wristband for the gig,
     so it'll be good if Jode can get more tickets... basically all the
     tickets are free, and it's better for the band if there's a few fans
     who will sing along / shout art wank etc there, as there are som
     eimportant people there to see them...

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Subject: Re: Good work
Author: Jody Thompson at IPC-KRT-ED-SPEC2 Date: 01/09/97 11:55

Speak to you later about tickets for tomorrow...Nick was saying they want us to stand at the front screaming. Do you think Nicko would like to go as well? Or any other Devant fans?
Jode
x

I love my job, after yesterday's *joy* of reading Calvin & Hobbes all day, i'm now pissing off home to play with graphics of maps & stuff for the afternoon.

I'm WORKING AT HOME!!! Wahey!

It's too quiet here..........

helloooooooooooooooooo!!!!

*parp*

yep - the one and only star of starsky & hutch :

HUGGY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!

wot a cool dude he is...

my life is now complete

ade

Subject: Re: WAAAAAKEY WAAAAAAAAKEY!!!!!!

Kosso wrote:
> It's too quiet here..........
>
>
> helloooooooooooooooooo!!!!
>
>
> *parp*

*honk*

Did you know that "paparazzi" comes from the fusion of 2 Italian words -

      papatacci meaning gnat
      razzi meaning the popping of flash bulbs

And it was the name given to a prying cameraman in Fellini's La Dolce Vita.

Aye thankewe.

Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

Did you know that "paparazzi" comes from the fusion of 2 Italian words -

      papatacci meaning gnat
      razzi meaning the popping of flash bulbs

And it was the name given to a prying cameraman in Fellini's La Dolce Vita.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Subject: Re: Re[2]: WAAAAAKEY WAAAAAAAAKEY!!!!!!

Paul_Clarke@ipc.co.uk wrote:
> Did you know that "paparazzi" comes from the fusion of 2 Italian words -

>       papatacci meaning gnat
>       razzi meaning the popping of flash bulbs

> And it was the name given to a prying cameraman in Fellini's La Dolce Vita. >
> GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Hold me back.
I'm gonna kick your ass, and I'm gonna kick it real good.

(sung to steady, pounding drum beat)

P.S LooNeil - have you finished the lunchtime anthem then? Kosso's lyrics, Jo's bottle trick and stick Marks delay pedal on it - we're on to a winner.

P.P.S Thanks to Mssrs Clarke and Kossmann for the porn music info - I've just got another Crippled Dick and it is sounding grate.

Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham

er thats it..

lunch was a gorgeous cheeseburger & well done chips from the canteen - oops i mean "The Cafe"....

Ade wrote:
> er thats it..
>
> lunch was a gorgeous cheeseburger & well done chips from the canteen - oops > i mean "The Cafe"....

I'm not dead, but I am dead horny.

Paul Newton                               http://www.ep.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pkn
Electronic Publishing Research Group              University Of Nottingham