Aye, what is it about these new-fangled bands, word of mouth not good enough for 'em anymore. In my day you'd go down the gig venue and it was pure chance who'd turn up. Could be the Sea Urchins one week, Elton bleedin' John the next. One week we got there and there was just a sign on the door that said 'The 14 Iced Bears are dead - go home'. Another time we turned up and there was no-one playing at all, no advertising, no nothing. But we didn't mind too much because we had really pointy black boots and woman's shirts from Voodoo and we were COOL. Next it'll be B&S bookmarks, B&S bus pass holders, the B&S range of geeky shirts with epaulettes.
They've sold out haven't they? Bastards.