Amidst all the grandieur and magnificence of office there is the sheer weight of work and responsibility. However, It is both a privilege and an honour to serve the citizens of Britain and the Commonwealth. With the help of Prince Phillip by my side, we have worked tirelessly in Dr Kneels Experimental Flan Kitchen. In these many years we have witnessed great changes and uphevals in society. And Flans. It is important to recognise the great courage and willingness to accept change of the people of Britian and The Commonwealth. We hope that we can do as much as we can to be worthy heads of state. To this end we will return once again to Dr Kneels Experimental Flan Kitchen, where ones Prime Minister informs one that great progress is underway on a new cheese and onion flan which will make Britain the envy of the world. It will be almost a yard in diameter. It is our hope that the good work of Princess Diana be continued in her memory. Many unexploded quiches are still in existance, particularly in war torn countries. It is of utmost importance that these be replaced by flans, which are far less likely to blow ones leg off.
P.A Is the Prime Minister aware that whilst the emergent flan technology is rated by the G7 committe as the second fastest growing industry in the world, the cutting of government funded research into Flans by 20% in the last five years is the most detrimental blow that he could possibly take to british industry, and that in a recent report the scientist Dr Kneel states that you talk even more bollocks than he does. T.B Madam Speaker, I got voted in and they didnt. Nerr. er. Sorry. Don't hit me again Paddy. We intend to issue a Clear Commitment to proposing a Package of Measures. P.A. Is the prime minister also aware that an Iraqui Supergun is trained on a childrens hospital in Warwickshire, as well as the houses of parliament and they have been given 10 minutes to surrender? T.B. Madam Speaker, yes I am aware of that. I intend to propose a package of measures. Oh yes, and a Clear Commitment to proposing a Package of Measures. err. Clear Commitment.
Big explosion.
Security Guard: Everyone out! The building is being bombed. Oi! Mr Blair! You must leave. T.B: (Hiding under table) I have already proposed a clear commitment to leaving the building. I am now thinking of a Package Of Measures intended to ensure ...
Guard runs out, other Huge explosion. Bits of Tony Blairs kidneys are seen to spatter the windows from the outside. But not until about 6 years after they are supposed to.