Guardian (and Admirer) of Drusilla's Incredible Fashion Sense.
Guardian Angel of Oz's Ability to be Every Woman's Perfect Man and Oz's Definition of Panicking (Graduation, Part 1).
Keeper of Willow's knowledge of which half she sees of Oz's Half Monty (B&B)
and her ability to pick THE wrong guy—Malcolm (which Oz helped her get over) (IRYJ).
Keeper of Whistler's understanding and knowledge of how Big Moments work (Becomings).
Keeper of Giles Monster Truck Ticket Stub (Lie to Me).
Keeper of Joyce's Desire to Understand the BIG Part of Buffy's Life, the Slaying (Gingerbread).
Keeper of Wesley's "How to be an Effective Watcher" Book. (You know the counsil has these type of resources) and
Guardian of Wesley's willingness to kill anyone who needs killin'. (ie Angel and/or Faith)
Guardian of Lindsey's sexy voice (Angel)
Keeper of Harmony's pathetic girly slap fight with Xander (The Initiative) and
Keeper of Xander's pathetic girly-slap fight with Harmony (The Initiative)
(Yes, I am the keeper of that fight!)
Guardian of Sunday's desire for better lackeys, her good looks, and her clever and smart-alec comments. (Freshman)
Keeper of Anya's Appreciation of Two Xanders (The Replacement)
Keeper of Spike's "flask of courage" that resembled a flask of whiskey (Buffy, The Gift)
Guardian of Cordelia's realization of the huge number of people who are in pain and need their help (Angel)
Quote Keeper of Mr. Trick's "Admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers, you know, strictly the Caucasian Persuasion here in the Dale. But, you know, you just gotta stand up and salute their death rate." (F,H,T)
Quote Keeper of Xander's "You should see me add short columns of small numbers." (Where The Wild Things Are)
Quote Keeper of Anya's "That's all I do now, not have sex." (Where The Wild Things Are)
Quote Keeper of Anya's, "She gets to fondle the money?" (BtVS, Forver)
Quote Keeper of Buffy's "Thanks for the Dada-ist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now." (Freshman)
Quote Keeper of Spike's "When I get this chip out, you and me are gonna have a confrontation." (Who Are You?)
Quote Keeper of Spike's "This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." (Pangs)
Quote Keeper of Spike's "I've got things to do. Bad, evil things... that are not for a child's eyes." (BtVS, Crush)
Quote Keeper of Buffy's "My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it." (Earshot)
Quote Keeper of Buffy's "Riley was supposed to be Mr. Joe Guy. We were gonna do dumb things like hold hands through the daisies going 'tra la la'." (Goodbye Iowa)
Quote Keeper of Willy's "Hey! We got new rules here. No killing." (Goodbye Iowa)
Quote Keeper of Wesley's "I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them... unless people have been saying it behind my back..." (Angel, Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been)
Quote Keeper of Darla's "There was a time in the early years when you would have said I was the definition of bliss!" (Angel, Dear Boy)
Quote Keeper of the Female Oracle's "I've been dead a while. So far, I don't like it." (Angel, To Shanshu In L.A.)
Quote Keeper of Doyle's "If it's a fight they want, can't someone else give it to them?" (Angel, Hero)
Quote Keeper of Angel's "Just be glad i had an epiphany." (Angel, Epiphany)
Quote Keeper of Gunn's "Come on English! You know you my man!" (Angel, Epiphany)
Quote Keeper of Lindsey's "I want details. I need to know everything... all of it. What did he do to you?" (Angel, Epiphany)
Quote Keeper of Lorne's "Does it look like I'm hearing voices? Cuz I'm not." (Angel, Epiphany)
Quote Keeper of Drusilla's "Dead already? Bad soldiers!" (Angel, Redefinition)
Quote Keeper of Gunn's "Just so we're on the same page, when we find this vampire cult, we are gonna kill 'em this time, right?" (Angel, Disharmony)
Concert Promoter for Guilt-A-Palooza (The Wish)
Last, but certainly not least, I was keeper of my *own* personal hatred of Faith before she got thrown in jail and started searching for redemption. (Hey, we can all keep our own stuff, right?)