~Mercedes~
"Hey Blondie?"
"Hmm..."
"Why did Michelle pick you for me to room with?" Mercedes asked, glancing around the hotel room.
"Well, we drew straws and I got picked."
"Oh..."
"Hey Mercedes?" Blondie asked.
"Hmm..."
"Well....umm.....how do I say this....are you really a lesbian?" Nick asked, cautiously.
"It's a long story, so I suppose I will tell you. About two years ago I was diagnosed with multiple personalities, and one of my personalities was a lesbian. I didn't actually have a miscarriage with my lesbian friend, it was actually with Michelle's boyfriend at the time and that is why she hates me. I never even knew she felt this way. The good thing is, I grew out of my multiple personalities so I am fine now."
"That's weird. The only person I ever knew that had multiple personalities was my last girlfriend, and she was a man sometimes." Mercedes laughed at that, and Nick stared at her strangely.
"Hey Blondie?"
"Yea.."
"When is the tour over?" Mercedes asked, with a thoughtful expression on her face.
"Well, let me think. We have Tampa and Orlando and that's it." Nick replied.
"Okay, thanks."
~Morning~
Mercedes woke up to the feeling of something wet on her face. "Oh, oh yuck." Mercedes sleepily sat up and pushed Nick off her.
"Mmmm.." Was the only thing heard from Nick when he landed on the ground with a loud thump. He immediately sat upright. "Huh? What am I doing on the floor?" Nick sleepily yawned.
"I want to know why you were in my bed and why you drooled all over my face. Ugh..Now I have Blondie germs....eww!!!!!" Nick just stared at her.
"Hey, want to go pet some kids at the park today?" Nick asked, shyly.
"Umm...I mean have kids at the park...no that's not right...Ahh...pets the dogs at the park." Nick smiled, triumphantly.
"Umm....Nick....do you mean Pet the dogs at the park?"
"Yea, whatever, I knew that!" Nick mumbled.
The two showered and dressed and were walking down the hallway of the hotel when a door suddenly flew open and sent Mercedes straight to her ass. "God damn! My ass! That hurt!" Mercedes screamed.
A.j. stepped out of his room, oblivious of the crumpled heap on the other side of the door. "Mercedes you dork, you ran into the door! How stupid can you be? And you call me blonde!" Nick turned to look at Mercedes.
"Umm....Nick, first of all you are blonde, and I didn't run into the door, whoever slammed open their door hit me with the door." Mercedes replied, getting off the floor.
"A.J.! You made the door hit Mercedes! That's so cool!" Nick said, looking at A.J..
"Nick, let's get you away from A.J. before the ammonia fumes really start to get to your already small brain." Mercedes replied, taking Nick's hand and walking down the hallway, without turning back to talk to A.J.. Nick quickly turned around.
"Hey A.J.? You wanna go with us to dog the pets at the park?" Nick asked, with a hopeful voice.
Mercedes looked at Nick with disgust, and just to piss Mercedes off A.J. replied, " Sure Nick, I would love too." A.J. quickly caught up with the two and they headed out of the hotel to the park.
~Michelle~
Michelle sat staring at Howie. "A little to the left"
"No, to the right."
"Howie, I am the one who can see, a little to the left."
Howie just sighed in disgust and set the fake mole down. "Man, now I'll never look like Enrique Eglasies. He's Latin and he can sing, I wish I were him." Howie dreamed out loud.
"Howie, trust me, forget the mole." Michelle replied sweetly.
"Hey Michelle?" Howie asked.
"Yes?"
"Well, when the tour ends, I was wondering if you would move in with me for a little while." Howie said, in a rush.
"Umm...I guess so." Michelle replied, a fake smile formulating on her face. If only he knew what I was up to...........'
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