Seen in window of appliance store:

"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work." -Magnus3000

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On a coin operated coffee machine:

"No cups - the management."

Below that was hand written:

"No management - the cups"

-Bob Rooker

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Side of a manure truck:

"B.S. Trucking"

-A.Stowe

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At one of our local cemeteries theres a big

sign as your going to pass it:

"DRIVE CAREFULLY- WE CAN WAIT!"

-Kehoney

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Once saw a sign on the road, don't know what

it was for or what, but it said:

"FREE POSTER WITH RECTAL"

-David Huhn

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Sign on back of water carrier truck:

"CAREFUL, you are now passing water!"

-Ian

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This is a bumper sticker on a pickup truck here in Houston:

"It's time to pull over and change the air in your head."

-Mike Bowen

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In a woman's garden, she had a sign next to a dying plant that read: "Grow Dammit!"

-SPPirate

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In this tiny town of Portales, NM we had a new restaurant open up. It's sign read:

"Cold Coffee Burnt Salad Bad Food Daily Specials"

Although it was just to catch people's eyes and

make them laugh, the business did not even last 3 months.

-Wendy F. Rauch

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At a raised railroad crossing in Batesville, Indiana:

(official sign put up by the Indiana Department of Transportation)

"HUMP RAILROAD CROSSING"

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