BENDER

lyrics & music by J. Lanteigne

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It started out so innocently
Captain Morgan's house at quarter to three
Friendly chatter on the way to the bar
Toss my sorry carcass outta the car

Bender, bender...

Woke up tomorrow in a world of pain
Puke, blood and sweat and no one to blame
A little dumber than the day before
'Cuz I decided I could DO IT SOME MORE

Bender, bender...

Wanna do it again...