1. 2ooo Light Years Away
I sit alone in my bed room
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning

I hold my breath and close my eyes and dream about her
Cause she's 2000 light years away
She holds my mala kite so tight so....
Never let go
Cause she's 2000 light years away

I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I here some laughter,
We laugh together
(repeat chorus, then repeat first vireos and chorus)

2. One for the Razor Backs
Juliet's trying to find out what
She wants, but she don't know
Experience has got her down
Look this direction, I know it's
Not perfection, it's just me...
I want to bring you up again now

Cause I'm losing what's left of my dignity
A small price I'll pay to see that your happy
Forget all the disappointments you have faced
Open up your worried world and let me in.

Juliet's crying cause now she's realizing love can be
Filled with pain and distrust
I know I am crazy, and a bit lazy
But I will try to bring you up again some how
(repeat chorus, and then second verse and chorus again.)

3. Welcome to Paradise
Look under the Dookie lyrics for this one.

4. Christie Road
Staring out of my window
Watching the clouds go rolling by
My friends are gone
I've got nothing to do
So I sit here patiently
Watching the clock tick so slowly
Gotta get away
Or my brains will explode

Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks of Christie Road.

See the hills from afar
Standing on my beat up car
The sun went down nd the night fills the sky
Now I feel like me once again
As the train comes rolling in
Smoked my boredom gone
Slapped my brains up so high

Mother Stay out of my way of that place we go
We'll always seem to find our way to Christie Road (repeat 2x)

If there's one thing that I need
To make me feel complete
So I go to Christie Road
It's home...

5. Private Ale
I wonder down these streets all by myself
Think of my future now
I just don't know
Or I don't seem to care
I stop to notice that
I'm by your home
I wonder if your sitting all alone
Or is your boyfriend there

Because I feel so right
Let my imagination go
Until your in my sight
And through my veins temptation flows

So I sit here on the hard concrete
Think of my future now
I just don't know
Or I don't seem to care
So I sit across the street from your home
I wonder if your sitting all alone
Or is your boyfriend there
(repeat chorus 2x)

6. Dominated Love Slave
I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one who takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheep
And i love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a belt sander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.
(repeat chorus 2x)

7. One of my Lies
When I was younger
I thought that the whole world circled around me
But in time I realized that I was wrong
My immortal thoughts turned into just dreams of a dead future
It was a tragic case of my reality

Do you think you're indestructible
And no one can touch you
Well I think you're disposable
And it's time you knew the truth
Cause it's just one of my lies!

Why does my life have to be so small?
Yet death is forever
And does forever have a life to call it's own?

Don't give me an answer cause you
Only know as much as I know
Unless you've been there once
Well I hardly think so
(repeat chorus)

I used to pray all night
Before I lay myself down
My mother said it was right
Her mother said it too...
Why?

8. 80
My mental stability reaches its bitter end
And all my senses are coming unglued
Is there any cure for this disease
Someone called love
Not as long as there are girls like you

Everything she does questions my mental health
It makes me lose control
I just can't help myself

If anyone can here me slap some sense in me
But you turn your head
And I end up talking to myself
Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated
So I loose my head or I bang it up against the wall

Sometimes I wonder if I should be left alone
And lock myself up in a padded room
I'd sit and spew my guts out to the open air
No one wants to here a drunken fool.
(repeat chorus)

I do not mind if this goes on
Cause now it seems I'm to far gone
I must admit I enjoy myself
80 please keep taking me away.
(repeat chorus)

9. Android
hey old man in woman's shoes
I wonder if he knows I think he's crazy
When he was young did he have dreams of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy

It makes me wonder when
I grow to be that age
Will I be walking down the street
Begging for your spare change

Or will I grow that old
Will I still be around?
The way I carry on I'll end up
Six feet under ground and waste away....

When the old man was in school
Did the golden rules make him go crazy
Or did he hide away from hopes
Behind a smile and smoking dope
It's crazy
(repeat chorus)

It seems so frightening
Time passes by like lighting
Before you know it you're struck down
I always waste my time on
My chemical emotions
It keeps my head spinning around
(repeat last verse)

Waste away.

10. No One Knows
Why does my fun have to end?
For me it's only the beginning
I see my friends begin to age
A short count down to what end

Call me irresponsible
Call me habitual
But when you think of me
Do you fill your head with schemes
Better think again
Cause no one knows

I don't want to cause no harm
But sometimes my actions hurt
Is there something I should find
To make planes for forever
(repeat chorus)

Does it seem like all your memories fade
You soak up knowledge to fill the space
And still my answer remains...I don't know.

11. Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?
A thought burst in my head
And I need to tell you
It's news that I for thought
Was it just a dream
That happened long ago?
I think I just forgot
Well it hasn't been the first time
And sure does drive me mad

There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy
There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy
He makes a plan to take a stand
But always ends up sitting
Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting

I shuffle through my mind
To see if I can find
The words I left behind
Was it just a dream
That happened long ago?
Oh well....
Never mind.
(repeat chorus 2x)

12. Words I Might have Ate
Now it seems I can't keep my mind of you
My brain drifts back to better days we've been through
Like sitting on blacktop of the school grounds
The love I bitched up I finally found

But now it's gone and I take the blame
So there's nothing I can do but take the pain
Why?

Now I dwell on what you remind me of
A sweet young girl who sacrificed her love
As for me...I am blind without a cause
And now I realized what I have lost

It was something real that I could have had
Now I play the fool who's stable soul's gone bad
Why?

Tell me the words I might have said
That's pumping pressure deep inside my head
Was it bad enough to be to late?
Just tell me the words I might have ate.
(repeat first chorus)