Barenaked Ladies
Rock Spectacle
If I Had $1,000,000
I got a blue and red Adidas bag and a humongous binder
I’m tryin my best not to look like a minor niner
Went out for the football team to prove that I’m a man
I guess I shouldn’t tell them that I like Duran Duran
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
Well I’d buy you a house
I would buy you a house
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
A little tiny fridge and maybe I could direct that old lady out
there
Oh, oh the Bryant Street Theatre?
It’s right up that ladder lady
Welcome to the Bryant Street Theatre
Have a fruit roll up
Aren’t you gonna eat it?
Oh for Christs sake!
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you John Davidson’s remains
Eww all them grim and grey haired no more bones
If I had a $1000000 I'd buy your love
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would.
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
And if I had a $1000000
I’d buy your love
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
And if I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
And if I had a $1000000
I’d be rich