*Original Words & Music By Frank Chase
Additional Lyrics By Lee Totten
*Woke up on the kitchen floor Breath smells just like cow manure What I did last night I'm not sure Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister *I lost my wallet and my keys Picked up a girl but she had fleas Some guy named Bruce had me on my knees Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister *We drink a bottle every day Sometimes two but that's okay Now I can't tall if I'm straight or gay Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I woke up in Jim Bain's van Don't know really where I am But I'm in bed with another man Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I got married yesterday Now I'll never be the same I only wish I knew her name Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister My mother in law is drinking up Says that she can't get enough Omigod, she's throwing up Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister Our drummer's on his own again By himself with no girlfriend Now his right hand is his best friend Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister Connecticut State Troopers are the best They do their job with zeal and zest I just wish I'd studied for the breathalyzer test Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister Kevin is a real dude Afternoons with attitude He loves to broadcast in the nude While drinking Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister With love lines you just can't go wrong Good advice yeah all night long About what to do with your scholng While drinking Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister Frank Chase well he wrote this song After drinking all night long If he heard my version I'd be gonged Thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister