Music Express Interviews Frank Zappa - 1992


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                From Music Express Magazine, January 1992:

                          MAKE A ZAPPA NOISE HERE

In spite of his fight against cancer, Frank Zappa had a busy 50th year - he
finished a new classical piece, put out two live albums and an eight-CD box
 set of "factory reprocessed" bootlegs, and still found time for political
                            commentary as well.

                          BY ALASTAIR SUTHERLAND



"Let's  say  you  found  a turd.  If you took the turd and buffed it, you'd
still  have  a  turd.   And  that's  what  you have with these releases - a
digital replication of a buffed turd."

Frank  Zappa  is  talking  about  Beat  The Boots, an eight-CD boxed set of
mostly  live recordings that have never - at least legally - been available
before.   That's  because  the  records  were  all  made by bootleggers - a
species  of  life  that  is,  in  Zappa's  lexicon of evils, right up there
alongside  Tipper  Gore  and  the  PMRC.   For  while some may consider the
bootleggers  mere  "Zappologists"  -  diehard  fans  who  taped concerts in
locations  as diverse as New York, Paris, and Stockholm - to Zappa they are
"sleazebags," and "bootlegging the boots" is his attempt to put them out of
business,  or  at  least  reap the publishing royalties that are rightfully
his.

Among  all the box set retrospective packages that have come out this year,
Beat  The Boots' live bootleg origins make it unique.  It's an odd project,
coming  as it does in a brown cardboard box that opens up into a pop-up art
display,  with  a  T-shirt  and  button  included.  But what else would one
expect  from  Zappa,  whose  career has been at least as odd as it has been
long?

"In  25 years I've put out 52 albums," he explains from L.A.  "In that time
400  bootlegs, eight times more garbage material, has come out with my name
on  it.   I've made a pretty good living off those 52 LPs, but I could have
earned  eight  times  more, which I could have invested into eight times as
many projects."

Of course no one, and certainly not Zappa, expects Beat The Boots to bullet
up the charts - there is, after all, a limited market for a live version of
"St.   Alphonso's  Pancake  Breakfast"  that  was  recorded 13 years ago in
Saarbrucken  by  a  German  with a cheap tape deck.  However, anyone with a
strong  interest in Zappa's career will find more than a few gems in the 90
or so songs assembled:  there's everything from a 1967 Mothers Of Invention
concert  in  Sweden to a Barking Pumpkin-era show at the New York Palladium
in 1981.

That  means  there's  lots  of  "hits"  -  "Concentration Moon," "Camarillo
Brillo," "Dancin' Fool," "Bobby Brown," "Cosmik Debris" - as well as a fair
smattering of obscure guitar-laden tracks whose precise titles probably had
Zappa  himself  scratching  his  head.  And while the sound quality may not
exactly  be  superior - Zappa says he taped the songs right off the bootleg
vinyl and "factory reprocessed" them - it's not horrible either.  "It's for
the  Zappa  collector,"  he  says,  "the  people who like to have extensive
catalogues."

In  the meantime, Zappa isn't waiting for the money to come rolling in.  In
spite  of  rumors  that  he's  in  seclusion  or  planning his presidential
campaign,  as  well  as  the now-substantiated fact that he's been fighting
prostate  cancer  for  some time ("No comment" was his comment), he's had a
busy year.

He  released two double live albums, "The Best Band You Never Heard In Your
Life" and "Make A Jazz Noise Here", both recorded during his ill-fated 1988
tour.  (In spite of excellent reviews, it had to be abandoned before it hit
America  because,  in Zappa's words, "everyone hated the bass player.") And
he's  been working on a piece of music for the Ensemble Moderne (a 28-piece
German  orchestra)  which will be performed at the Frankfurt Music Festival
later this year.

"This  is  a  special  thing  for me," he says.  "The Frankfurt Festival is
investing  an  enormous  amount  of money to do an entire week of my music.
There  will  be two full symphony orchestra concerts, three performances of
this new piece, a lot of pieces on the synclavier, possibly a ballet staged
by John Forsythe and an audiovisual installation.  So it's a big deal."

In addition, Zappa has his sociopolitical concerns.  He traveled to Eastern
Europe  to  meet  with  various  heads  of state, including Czechoslovakian
president  Vaclav  Havel  (a  longtime  fan) and Gabor Demski, the mayor of
Budapest.   There  he  discussed not only life, liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness,  but  also  business.   There are a lot of Zappa fans in Europe,
which means there are also a lot of Zappa bootlegs in circulation.

"When  I  was in Russia, I met one young guy who had worked his way through
college  by  getting  my  LPs  from Yugoslavia and making tapes and selling
them,"  Zappa  says.   "That  didn't bother me so much - bringing a musical
artifact  into an authoritarian society is understnadable.  But in the free
world there are laws that supposedly exist to protect artists.  The problem
is,  nobody  enforces them, and the subtext is, 'Who needs you guys anyway?
Your business and livelihood don't matter."

In  other  words, now that the Eastern bloc is free, the citizens should be
free  to  engage  in all the activities that living in a democracy entails,
which  includes  the  right to buy a high-fidelity copy of "Uncle Meat", or
for  that  matter,  "Absolutely Free") and make sure the cash wends its way
back to the creator.

Closer  to  home,  Zappa  remains an astute commentator on the state of the
Union, even though because of his health he won't be able to make a bid for
the presidency after all.  Nevertheless, he's nothing if not opinionated.

"Things  are getting worse in the United States," he says.  "The whole mood
is  on  the  verge  of becoming a police state.  For a while, everytime you
turned  on  the  TV  there  was  a fucking military parade, yellow ribbons,
missile  launchers,  people  lining  the  streets trying to feel good about
themselves  because  we'd killed however many Iraqis - we'll never know the
real number.  And for what?  Saddam Hussein is still in power."

Does  he ever feel musically inspired by such goings-on?  "Not likely.  But
I've done plenty of other songs about American behavioral stupidity."

At  this  point  the  time  seemed  right  to ask Zappa a question that has
puzzled listeners for decades:  what is the song "Let's Make The Water Turn
Black"  REALLY  about?   (Originally  on  1967's  "We're Only In It For The
Money," it's included on Beat The Boots and, as an instrumental, on "Make A
Jazz Noise Here.")

"There  were these two guys I used to know in 1962," says Zappa, warming to
the  question.   "Ronnie  and  Kenny  Williams.  You talk about people with
bizarre  habits  -  Ronnie  saved his snot on a window in his room, and his
brother  Kenny  saved  piss  in jars and kept them in the shed in the back.
And  one  day  they  noticed  there  were things swimming in the jars.  And
that's  'Kenny's  little creatures on display.' It's basically a song about
two guys who were weird...."

One  gets  the  impression  that  Zappa's time as a caustic observer of all
things  idiotic  has  passed,  and his principal interest now is in pushing
himself to further musical extremes.  "It's not likely that I'll be putting
a  rock  'n' roll band together and going out on the road," he says, adding
that he lost $400,000 on the last tour fiasco.  (Of course, his health is a
factor,  and  it forced him to skip his own 50th birthday celebration).  "I
think  the  project  in  Frankfurt is going to open the door for a lot more
work  in the classical music field.  You know, if you're my age, that's not
a bad age to be a classical composer.  But it's a terrible age to be a rock
'n' roll musician!"
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