Uh huh, uh huh
when I'm dead
no one gets nothing except for him
uh huh, uh huh
when I'm dead

Got a dog, he's very smart
he's the kind of dog 
that says very little
and once in a while
he makes me wonder
why I bother with people at all

Remember bonnie?
She was the prettiest girl in school
I had a crush on her 
but I felt like an idiot
and too square to make more than a joke
but thats just what I made
You see I finally gathered the courage
to ask her out
My mother would drive us of course
but then she started to laugh
cuz my shoes were untied 
and my shirt tail was out 
and my fly was down
and my hair was a mess
I woke up in a sweat
My heart was pounding away
I remember the day
I remember the day..yeah

To my dog, I am the coolest thing ever
almost a god
And he listens to every word I say
Every syllable weighs
heavily on his dog head
When I said "stay" he stayed
and then he snuck away
but he hears what I say
he listens to every word

Once in a while he makes me wonder
why I bother with people at all
And thats why I'm giving it all to him
uh huh, uh huh
when I'm dead 
no one gets nothing except for him