(Eat pork)

I had a run with my dad
about a girlfriend that I had

He got a look at what we did
He don't believe in sex

My daddy lectured 
til his face was red
as red as my girlfriend's

He was talking about self-respect
when my mind wandered

Get some preachin about respect
Respect don't mean a shit to an erection
Erection, erection
In his face, masturbate, fornicate
Fuck, fuck

I had a run with my dad
He don't believe in sex