I know you're coming 
the same every year
A fat man invasion
this time I'm ready

Come along, fat man, santa
Santa, fat man, bastard

In the malls
In the markets, you'll hide
But I'm patient
and I'm waiting outside

One santa falls down
outside a darkened thrift town
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy

Come along, fat man, santa
Santa, fat man, bastard

The bank lobbies
Street corners, you'll haunt
I'll be free of disease once more

One santa falls down
outside a teller's window
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy

You ever seen a santa run?
It's so damn funny
Oh, Jesus, oh Jesus please
Makes me giggle

I know you're coming
the same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready

Come along, fat man, santa
Santa, fat man, bastard
The true meaning of Christmas is love
not a fat man wrapped up in red cloth

One santa falls down
in his own apartment
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am holy

Santa
Santa
Santa
Santa you are a fat man