January 16, 2004
The last of the 2003 songs (we think) are up. Also, just a note to clarify that we don't necessarily update the "News" section every time we update the site (we are a forgetful folk).

January 12, 2004
It's Internet-official: Park Avery's Dethal Richter is writing the story and plot for a new, so-far-untitled musical. In the meantime, Park Avery has not broken up, and they continue to rock out on a regular basis. Stay tuned.

July 6, 2003:
Due to the ever-changing nature of the band, certain changes have been made to this site. Firstly, now only the relevant Park Avery song catalogue is online for public viewing. Additionally, all photos and interviews have been temporarily removed. They will be replaced soon. In other news, the band is currently selecting songs that might appear on their new album, which is as yet untitled.

March 1, 2003:
As this site is forever a work in progress, we bring you this: unless we're stupid and accidentally left something out, the entire Park Avery song catalogue is now online and ready to go, including obscure stuff. We'll try to add all the lyrics, tabs, links, etc., as quickly as we can. But before you take it as the gospel, please remember that ASAP can also mean "as slow as possible." Go ahead, tell your boss that too while you're at it. But don't blame us if your lazy ass doesn't have a job on Monday.

February 26, 2001:
What the hell?! No updates for almost a year?! Well, this version of the Park Avery website has sat on *D*'s hard drive for a year, and now it's going up live on the web (finally!). Most of the info is up, however, because typing lyrics is really monotonous and tedious, it may take a while to get the entire Park Avery song catalogue on the web (there's 60+ songs in existence, we think). As for other news, Park Avery is currently doing pre-production for their debut album, tentatively titled "Older, Younger, Middle-Aged." We'll have more information for you as it becomes available.

March 17, 2000:
Okay, finally the site has some content. We've added a contest, some bios, and basically almost everything on the site is operational. We've even started to rebuild the lyric/tab/interpretation archive. You should also know that we really are crazy (almost).

March 11, 2000:
We've finally got most of the sections up and looking halfway decent. Of course, there's barely any real information on the site (just fancy new banners and a new colour scheme), but keep your eyes peeled for some real content soon.

March 8, 2000:
We continue to work our asses off to get this homepage back on its feet. Biographies of Albert and Dethal are now up, and we're dreading having to type all the lyrics, interpretations, and tabs all over again.

March 7, 2000:
Today we had to make a brand new homepage from scratch because our hard drive got formatted before we remembered that we had saved the page on C:, not N:. Long story short: we lost everything, so we're starting over with a brand new look. We'll try to have most of the information back up in the next couple of days.