"Believe me, every man has his secret sorrows, which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold, when he is only sad."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die."
- Mary Matalin

"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"
- William Shakespeare

"If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship."
- La Rochefoucauld

"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow."
- Oscar Wilde

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
- Oscar Wilde

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton

"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- C. G. Jung

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
- Ingrid Bergman

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone