First and foremost, I like drinking. Nothing gets me going like a cold one while watching a football, basketball, baseball game. A couple of friends and I usually get really plastered so we take the streets in our cars. We then proceed to hit mailboxes and garbage cans. Sometimes we go for bicyclists, depending on how dark it is and what colors he's wearing (the darker the better).
OR sometimes we just throw a raging kegger and let all hell break loose. We invite everyone on the block. We hold the parties in people's houses who are away on vacation. To make sure that we have enough alcohol for the night, we send a couple of people out to knock off a liquor store. It would suck to run out of Miller's.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, disappointed with myself and feel like less of a man because of my alcohol binges the night before. So I run to the refrigator grab a six pack and call my friends before the felling settles in. Then I feel so much better. When they come over, I always thank them for saving me. "I could have turned into like a goodie two shoe if you guys didn't come," then I buy them a round at the local bar.
It's so much fun also to go to little kids birthdays and spike the drinks. I got to see all the neighborhood kids wasted, getting sick, falling everywhere. A couple of times we spiked the wine at church. Boy was that a blast! The priest gave one hell of a sermon!
I guess that's why I attended cortland so I can fit in and feel like I'm at home. I wish that I could come back but I'm pending investigation about some hit and runs. Soon I'll be back though.
So what else do I do for fun? Hmm. Well drinking takes up alot of my time. So does passing out on people's lawns, bathtubs, cars, bedrooms, cellars, abandon buildings, crack houses, that sort of thing. Well I guess that I also like to collect dolls. None of my friends know this and it better stay that way. I have all sorts of dolls. Big ones, little ones, fat ones and skinny ones. I sometimes I match my outfits according to theirs. Of course this is at home only. I just love to make believe and play house. The family consists of two mommys and three kids. There also the live-in ex-husband who spends his live in and out of jail and doesn't have a job. They all live in a trailer home, down by Shop-Rite. Actually, it's secret hidden behind Shop-Rite, so they won't get arrested.