d o c u m e n t :  c o n t a c t :  w o r d s :   m u s i c :  l i n k s a collection of stupid rants, whinges, attempts at humor, and the odd bit of short fiction, beginning sometime late '99, up until the time you're reading this. newest stuff up the top, oldest down the bottom. go with the newer shit. some of the old stuff is pretty wack. holy crap! it's a tour diary! time for the next step just another reason to hate religious institutions god-free, my arse cash the backpack protects against the knives time to rock the vote! stick that fucking flag up your... medicate to survive things to remember if you're going to uni this one's about standing up for what you believe in literary (and i use the word lightly) criticism sorry is just a word but i use it kiss it goodbye (another venue that is) why'd you have to go and open your bong hole, you stinky hippie? your witty column title here pro life this, motherfucker shit i would do if i were a member of the big brother household stupid me its not just a war on drugs... girlies what aint got no clothes my justification for being a violent dick the revolutions got style baby only dopes use dope, or something like that anyway my first attempt at short fiction 25 really really fun things to do on the holidays sick mosh mate! siiiiiick! i have the face of a jerk first failure olympics? bollocks! damn you 'rock 'em sock em' robots! cant we all just get along? death to the capitalist running dogs of american music videos being straight edge in high school doesn't suck s t a r t    o v e r