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You are standing under the Carfax tower as it strikes thirteen. The sun is shining, it's a lovely day... with the unfortunate but unavoidable corollary that the place is ankle deep in great steaming piles of tourist.



If you kill any of them, click here.




If not, then you must decide which way to go.




You can go up Cornmarket street, or along High Street, or down towards Christchurch, or even along the road towards Marks and Spencer.