THE BEST ALL TIME FUCKING COOL MOVIES
THE GOONIES:Go sloth!we would marry a guy like this he fucking rocks.And he is gay with Chunk.And the 80's are still cool.It also kicks ass cos cyndi lauper is in the soundtrack

BEETLE JUICE:it is so cool - if you havent seen it get off our fucking webpage now and go watch it you dumb fucking nob - oops,nog!

LABRYNTH: David Bowie in shiny white lycra hahahaha he looks gay - what a haircut!my god!and people used to think he was cool?Any one that hasnt seen this has to fucking die.
COOL FUCKING MOVIES THAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH
Ok.Well here are some movies that we think are legendary and if you hate them you can just fuck off and we will find you and kill you.

BAD BOY BUBBY:This is a cool psycho aussie movie if you like watching movies about spastics this is the one for you contalins - incest,sex scenes, cruelty to fucked up people,cruelty to animals,bagging the fuck out of god,and it is fucking cool.



EMPIRE RECORDS:This is the fucking coolest movie and contains many babes throughout the film.The soundtrack is fucking cool so go get it.To appeciate this movie you have to watch it at least 10 times in one day. So go and watch...NOW!!

ROMY AND MICHELLE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION:Now we know we are exactly like these chicks but we are better.They have the colest clothes and they fucking rock.

LEPRECHAUN MOVIES:They are psycho - we love them - they are really cool to watched stoned.

PET CEMETARY:Yipee!Lots of gore and it is still one of the coolest daggy movies.This movie just makes you wish you could live in maine so you could fuckng bury all your animals there.And its funny when the stupid fucking bikie gets his face stuck in the bike spokes hahahaha

FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES:Ok.These fucking rule they are so cool.Go watch everyone of them.I mean all the people there are so dumb they deserve to die.We want Jason!!!!Camp Crystal Lake goes off!!!!

MALL RATS:This rocks.mmmmjeremylondonmmmm.plus it has cool people in it and everyone seems like they are wasted.

CHASING AMY:This is a major dissapointment - what kind of a fucking sequel is this?!?!?!?!?!fucked up.

DAZED AND CONFUSED:It rules,it is about drugs and drugs are cool.This is our life - go watch it!!


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