"So I decided to take my work back underground... Where it belongs!"
Why Moose? Why not? As anyone who has ever seen one will willingly testify all moose are
inherently funny. I mean please are you seriously telling me that, an animal that looks like a hat rack can be taken seriously in any shape or form? I think not! Yet these most charismatic and wonderful of large land dwelling mammals have been cruelly and maliciously overlooked through the centuries. But I digress, you don't really want to hear a half baked theory about the great reindeer conspiracy, you came here looking for amusement and a few good laughs, (you didn't? You must want to tell someone about it, better still set up your own website, do it British and go to Claranet.) Speaking of my favourite ISP then if you have a desire to make any suggestions, (clean ones only boils and germs) send them to: Peter Coffey (dat's me!)
Which uses the excellent "Claramail.com" facility. I like it
because it's:
- British
- Easy to use
- Free
- and Universally accessible!
Please don't take this the wrong way, but after mucking about with all this American Software the desire to have a bit of choice, (like the good little consumer I am) is almost overwhelming, so if I want to support British Software companies then that's my business. < Raspberry >
Well I hope you've enjoyed these pages and if you've managed to link in to them in the wrong order, well done! I tried to make it quite hard, but you did it anyway! Which leaves me with only one thing to say viz:
A Transatlantic Time tunnel! Huzzah!
Just in case you are wondering why it is here: This counter is to log all the poor fools who have actually waded straight to my website and fought through it's crocodile infested parts to see there was very little point in doing so! But thanks anyway! We love you!
Last Updated: 2/06/99 Pete