Chapter 19: Perves on the Loose, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


"Ok, here's the rules. No STUPID dares. Like, eating anchovy pizza. That's just WEIRD" Zac whispered. "Alrighty then. I go first." Alanis said then grinned at Divia. "Divia, truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"I dare you… to… LICK TAYLOR AS HE SLEEPS!"

Divia's eyes widened. "No way…" she said. Zac looked at Alanis. "What's the consequence?" he asked. "Eating a tampon," she said with a wicked smile. "Eww, that's gross!" Zac said with a disgusted look. "I didn't say it was USED" Alanis muttered.

"EWW! Shut up Alanis! Or I'll be puking instead of playing!" Zac said and stuck his tongue out. "Ok, ok. I'll go lick the almighty Taylor. Yuck, I swear" Divia said and got up. Alanis and Zac watched her from under the covers. Zac slid his hand over Alanis's while Divia uncovered Taylor's legs. Divia stepped back with a gasp.

"Find Mr. Hoppy or something?" Zac said with a grin. There was silence until Divia whispered "Zac! Your brother has HAIRY legs!" Zac and Alanis covered their mouths and giggled. Divia closed her eyes really tight and stuck out her tongue. She licked him and he moved. She looked at him. Then raised her eyebrows. Her eyes widened and she spit all over the floor. "Why the hell did you do that?" Alanis whispered. "He's SHEDDING! And I got it all over my TONGUE! AHH!" Divia whispered back. "Just lick his arm or stomach or something! Get this gross display of affection over!" Zac grumbled.

"Affection? I thought it was just dares. But since it's affection, now that's different" Divia grinned. Zac rolled his eyes and crawled under the covers. Divia peeked under the rest of the covers. "At least his chest and stomach isn't hairy. And at least he wears boxers. Thank God" she said. "Zac?"

There came a muffled "Huh?"

"He's BONEY"

"Ugh, just lick the idiot and get it over with" came Zac's muffled voice. Divia stuck out her tongue and licked his stomach. Taylor moved and a smile creeped across his face. "Eek! He's smiling!" Divia freaked. "Are you UN-perverted or something Div?" Alanis asked. Divia stuck her tongue out at Alanis. "Lick Taylor with that, don't show it to me" Alanis said with a grin. Divia laughed. With an evil grin she quickly began to lick his arm, like a dog would. She licked his cheek and his eyelids. Taylor began to smile. Then his eyes snapped open. Divia jumped back and scurried under the bed. "WHO, WHAT THE HELL???!!?" he nearly yelled. Alanis and Zac hid under a sleeping bag and giggled. Divia remained in the dark of under the bed.

"Ok, you perves. What time is it?"

There was giggling and a muffled "Three in the morning"

Taylor sank back into his bed. Two faces peeked out from under the sleeping bag. "Oh my God! You have a Jolly Jack! Hahahaha!" Zac laughed. "What the… what is a Jolly Jack?"

"A funky monkey"

"Ok, you perverts from Hell, what are you talking about?"

"Tay needs to spank the monkey!!"

At that moment Taylor covered himself with his extra sheet. "TOGA PARTY!" Zac shouted and pulled out all the sheets and blankets from under him. He wrapped all of them around himself. Then he blindly headed toward the closet, totally unaware that Alanis was snagged. "WEEE! WHAT FUN!" she shouted as she was dragged across the room. "Hey Tay," she said. Taylor looked up from giving his toga a belt. "You still have your silky black boxers?" she asked with a grin. Taylor gave her a serious look. "You are NOT running down the streets covered in my underwear singing MMMBop!" Alanis leapt from where she lay to the drawers. She quickly opened them and took out as much underwear as possible. Zac ran and grabbed some too. Divia crawled from beneath the bed and opened another drawer of t-shirts. Taylor jumped from the bed so fast that the toga got hung up on a bedpost and left him hanging helplessly from the top bunk. "Um, guys? You wouldn't really do that, would you? Guys, help. Please. Guys?" he said as he hung there. Divia stepped back into the room. "Oh thank goodness, Divia. Help." He said. Divia grabbed a tie-dye T-shirt and looked up. "Nah, won't help ya. We're having a fiesta" and she ran from the room. Taylor heard the door slam and Indian war cries filled the streets and soon faded. "Oh God" he said and began to try getting out of his mess.

"WOOOOO!!!" Zac cried and slung a pair of socks up in the air then caught them. Divia laughed. "Race you to the park!" Alanis shouted and began running. Zac and Divia began to run after and they laughed all the way.

"Don't feed the animals," Zac said as he read the sign. "Should be 'Don't molest the squirrels'…" Alanis grumbled. Divia laughed out loud. "POLICE! HIDE!" Zac yelled and jumped in the nearest bush. Alanis and Divia followed him.

"These things ITCH!" Alanis whimpered. "BE QUIET!" Divia whispered as the policeman began to approach the bush. Zac's throat tightened as the policeman looked down at the ground. A pair of Hanes lay on the sidewalk. The policeman bent down and picked them up. He looked to his left and to his right. Then he sniffed then and smiled. He looked both ways again then put the briefs in his pocket and walked away whistling. The trio of mischievous teens watched patiently as he left then they all burst out laughing. 

Meanwhile Taylor was really struggling to get out of his toga.

"Shit! Ah! Damn this sheet!"

RIIIIP!

"Oh fuck, I'm in trouble"

Luckily, Taylor was suspended two inches from the floor. But it wasn't the sheet that had ripped. It was his boxers.

Taylor rushed over to the underwear drawer. There was nothing left! They had all taken it with them! "This is bad," he said, "very bad"