QUOTES

" Maybe her gynecologist pulled the wrong tooth." ~ Elaine on "Ally McBeal."

"Hello my little friends with little dreams." ~Cartman on "South Park."

"The locusts have no king , yet they go forth , all of them , in bands."
~ Proverbs 30:27

"1000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls. Just wankers. Sounds good to me." ~ Renton "Trainstpotting."

"Dating is prostitution. You just never get what you paid for." ~ That 70's show

"Hi my name is Mr. Williamson. My children all live in this hole. I am teaching them to be great killers." ~ on David Berkowitz's apartment wall.

"Well that impressed them. I'll go home now and play with my Hello Kitty crayons." ~ Meghan "get Real."

"There's only one Virgin Mary in history , and she didn't have a miscarriage." ~ Elizabeth Wurtzel "Prozac Nation."

"You made fun of my stuttering AND my smile therapy. You're a MEAN woman." ~ John Cage "Ally Mcbeal

"One million dollars my treatment cost. Insurance money , but still.
Three years in three mental hospitals for girly lessons. Donna had a knack for eyeliner and strawberry-flavored lip gloss , but for the price I would've thought they'd bring in somebody really good. Maybe Vidal Sassoon." ~ Daphne Scholinski "the last time i wore a dress."

"I'm like , "Dad , I'm on acid, give me a Percodan.' " ~Bijou Phillips

"I've got my period / I'm bloated and pissed off ! / I can't get no! Satisfaction!" ~ Roseanne Barr singing "Satisfaction."

"We joked on the set that we were going to have to rename the movie 'I Know What Your Breasts Did Last Summer.'" ~Jennifer Love Hewitt (ugh).